Homer J. Fong

Trump also says he destroyed 100% of their military capabilities even though they’re still laying mines and shooting missles. So 🤷‍♂️

(1) The accused declared, ordered, or otherwise indicated that there shall be no survivors or surrender accepted; (2) The accused thereby intended to threaten an adversary or to conduct hostilities such that there would be no survivors or surrender accepted; (3) It was foreseeable that circumstances would be such that a practicable and reasonable ability to accept surrender would exist; (4) The accused was in a position of effective command or control over the subordinate forces to which the declaration or order was directed; and (5) The conduct took place in the context of and was associated with hostilities.

✋ Former USG war crimes lawyer here.

Apropos of SecDef's remarks this morning:

Denial of quarter—even the declaration of no quarter—is a war crime.

And recognized as such by the US Government.

From DoD's Manual for Military Commissions.

I stopped gambling (mostly) last year and the way the books hound you with notifications/emails to Get Back In The Game should 100% be illegal
like if Coors could text drinkers "15 days since your last beer ... sounds like you need an ice cold Coors Light" and also their phone could give them a beer

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Nearly six months behind bars. No bail. When they finally dismissed the charges they released her in North Dakota with no winter clothes & no means of getting back home to Tennessee. They upended this woman's life.

The game room in his mom's basement is full of black lights

To me, it's good that we are waging war based solely on vibes.

‘Deadwood—Now That’s A Great Show,’ Says Dad After 17-Minute Lapse In Conversation

‘Deadwood—Now That’s A Great Show,’ Says Dad After 17-Minute Lapse In Conversation https://theonion.com/deadwood-now-thats-a-great-show-says-dad-after-17-minute-lapse-in-conversation/

Can this be a solution?

~ ONE WEEK LATER ~

“We regret to inform you we’re out of sticks. We used them as rollers to move the oil overland across Dubai. Unfortunately oil tankers can’t be walked like Moai.”

And look at Tesla now!

when you’re arguing about politics here on bluesky just remember there’s a young sheldon spinoff called george and mandy’s first marriage that’s watched by millions of people

Jesus Christ, @bencollins.bsky.social

I hear this in Tracy Morgan’s voice, somehow

Started out funny, then it spiraled

Laker Fans Furious As Bam Adebayo Dies In Even Worse Helicopter Crash

Laker Fans Furious As Bam Adebayo Dies In Even Worse Helicopter Crash

The Strait of Hormuz being Goatsed

Have we considered widening?

“i wanna leave and go to the spelling bee” is going to fuck me up forever.

fuck everyone who voted for this, i hope the rest of your pitiful life is agonizing and lonely

@dennycarter.bsky.social they are saying Bluesky is the Official App of Sports

Trump administration form a theory of mind for other people challenge: impossible

That dude is an utter coward.