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i am doing just as well as i realize

i get so annoyed when i play against a haze player in deadlock that i decided to give her a try in street brawl

...and holy shit she is actually THAT broken

domain expansion: baroness hotel

the benevolent orb of fools:

a buffed wraith and a nerfed shiv and deadlock matchmaking is still hot ass

I WAS RIGHT THERE

Picture of 5 Mazda MX-5 Miata sports cars, with a glass of chocolate milk in front. Text: Miata gang offers you choccy milk, They shall return next Wednesday

(it's clearly not their first but i'm analyzing this shit like it's a chess game)

microslop's first blunder was creating a discord server centered around something its customers clearly don't like

deadlock players when they have to press the f key when 7v1-ing an abrams

i'd trust a lifted truck rolling on rubber bands much less than that one grey m2 on canyon roads that somehow understeered into a soul red miata

why is it 90 fucking degrees in fucking FEBRUARY

"do you guys have those little hand baskets?" dawg this walmart locks up its hygiene and hair care products and is constantly bleeding regular ass carts do you think it trusts its customers with hand baskets?

a yellow car that says carlsbad taxi service on the side ALT: a yellow car that says carlsbad taxi service on the side

honest reaction

wellness influencers will tell everyone not to eat anything because everything has scary big words in them

those v6 altima coupes were probably enthusiast cars in disguise

invalid handle

miat is always the

when the enemy warden is being annoying in a game of deadlock so you lowkey give that soldier tf2 wannabe Instant Back Pain™

(this game has valve ragdoll physics that do this)

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"gamers" who only play first person shooters or 2K when i introduce them to a legendary game (competitive tetris)

yeah yeah geoff keighley might've fucked highguard over at tga but it has drm so it lowkey deserves it

remember when games were fun

a cartoon character is wearing a blue shirt and hat and holding a candle . ALT: a cartoon character is wearing a blue shirt and hat and holding a candle .

rem is my son
do not touch him or you will answer to my wrath

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it seems deadlock has trumped my general distaste for MOBAs,,,,,,

i mean yeah John Normal wouldn't want to have album art featuring anime girls in suggestive clothing anywhere near their playlists but c'mon Stardust and Virtual hit hard bruh (and this concern doesn't apply)

to listen or not to listen to geoxor especially after The Incident™

putting a michiru kagemori sticker somewhere on your mini cooper grants you the tongue twister "mini michi on the mini"

at least that's how it goes in my head lmao

big fan of panda eyes