Clint

confederacy of dipshits. we’re all going to die.

Nothing to see here—just a sitting U.S. president pumping his shitcoin, after countless Americans have already lost billions investing in it.

The most corrupt president in history, by far

politicians 👏don’t👏owe👏you👏anything👏you👏miserable👏creature👏you👏are👏more👏pathetic👏than👏the👏lowly👏Hog👏

i cried like a baby at the end of severance season two and i don’t even know why 😳

the only ethical use of fossil fuels is for melting down teslas

Everyone thinks about killing baby hitler but who you really need to put a knife in is this Aristotle dude and his buddies. Alexander the Great would be a great get too if you've got the time machine.

not me getting ambushed by klingons in a nebula

people who were born on my birthday:

- rihanna (yessss)
- olivia rodrigo (whoa cool)
- sidney poitier （fuck yeah)
- kurt cobain (ok cool)
- trevor noah (nice)
- mitch mcconnell (i need a new birthday)