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@human.furniture

Hive mind advocate. Transgenic. Mild pica. glowworm. World's weakest tomboy. Flesh supremacist. Unbreedable. Proud Normie. Piracema organizer. Flawn. Wasp diplomat. Wasp apologist. Wasp lover. Unmisgenderable. Feds can ask for discord

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Yes I've tried fermenting them and they do taste good but they smell like bug spray

14.03.2026 01:38 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I have like 5kg of limes please give me something to do with them

14.03.2026 01:35 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

At least you cant use my research organism as a cock sleeve!!!!

13.03.2026 22:07 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Installed something using the terminal ans it took 3 minutes does that mean its a virus

13.03.2026 21:27 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Where to buy mason bee houses Β» Colin Purrington's blog A good bee hotel will have tunnels that are approximately 6β€³ (152 mm) long and have disposable or cleanable components. The latter can be achieved through the use of (1) disposable paper liners, (2) r...

If you want to buy an insect hotel that allows nesting tubes to be cleaned, here's my listing of companies that sell them. I especially like the ones with observation windows. Thanks for any corrections. #InsectHotels #BeeHotels #pollinators #bees #wasps colinpurrington.com/2019/05/wher...

13.03.2026 14:02 πŸ‘ 20 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

They should make all of doctor who lost media

13.03.2026 14:30 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The β€œeat more protein!!!” message is popping up all over, usually in the context of encouraging more meat.

This could have huge impacts on land use requirements, water use & pollution, emissions etc.

Americans consume >200 pounds of meat/person/year. We should eat more plants/less meat instead.

13.03.2026 12:48 πŸ‘ 92 πŸ” 26 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 3
Chart showing Per capita meat consumption by type, United States, 1961 to 2022

Per capita meat consumption is broken down by types of meat, and is measured in kilograms per person per year.

Our World in Data

Data source: Food and Agriculture Organization of the United Nations (2024) - Learn more about this data

Note: Data does not include fish and seafood. Figures show meat supply and do not correct for waste at the household level and, so they may not directly reflect the quantity of food consumed by a given individual.

https://ourworldindata.org/grapher/per-capita-meat-consumption-by-type-kilograms-per-year?country=~USA

Chart showing Per capita meat consumption by type, United States, 1961 to 2022 Per capita meat consumption is broken down by types of meat, and is measured in kilograms per person per year. Our World in Data Data source: Food and Agriculture Organization of the United Nations (2024) - Learn more about this data Note: Data does not include fish and seafood. Figures show meat supply and do not correct for waste at the household level and, so they may not directly reflect the quantity of food consumed by a given individual. https://ourworldindata.org/grapher/per-capita-meat-consumption-by-type-kilograms-per-year?country=~USA

are you getting enough protein???

15.02.2026 16:53 πŸ‘ 29 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 1

Ok so i was helping the Trans union group for chaser reasons but they're all like the party hard suck cock kind of Trans people which is not my type what do I do chat

12.03.2026 01:31 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Nah it was in a joking way

12.03.2026 01:29 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Cool Dad Raising Daughter On Media That Will Put Her Entirely Out Of Touch With Her Generation

Cool Dad Raising Daughter On Media That Will Put Her Entirely Out Of Touch With Her Generation

Cool Dad Raising Daughter On Media That Will Put Her Entirely Out Of Touch With Her Generation https://theonion.com/cool-dad-raising-daughter-on-media-that-will-put-her-en-1819572981/

11.03.2026 21:00 πŸ‘ 2426 πŸ” 244 πŸ’¬ 72 πŸ“Œ 142

Guy who i respect: *taps my glasses* ah I see you have some... funny shaped glasses now. well, they suit your whole *eyeing me* nerd thing you have going on *pats my head* your hair is always out of place

Humiliated

11.03.2026 20:59 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I was given a bunch of C elegans ans idk what to do with so many

11.03.2026 03:12 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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10.03.2026 01:59 πŸ‘ 502 πŸ” 140 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Was reading a history book in middle school and found saw a cool name of a famous academic and politician and adopted that

10.03.2026 00:28 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Trump embodies that feeling where you're so overwhelmed you dissociate completely for hours while actively talking to people and remember none of it but it all works out in the end ❀️

10.03.2026 00:16 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

When someone uses AI art to promote their work, be a friend and let them know it looks bad. Just like a big piece of spinach between their teeth. It's an act of kindness.

10.03.2026 00:03 πŸ‘ 20 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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War ain't what it used to be.
@theonion.com

02.03.2026 20:37 πŸ‘ 925 πŸ” 95 πŸ’¬ 16 πŸ“Œ 2
Prosecutors Unable To Attend Live Nation Trial After Scalpers Buy Every Ticket

Prosecutors Unable To Attend Live Nation Trial After Scalpers Buy Every Ticket

Prosecutors Unable To Attend Live Nation Trial After Scalpers Buy Every Ticket https://theonion.com/prosecutors-unable-to-attend-live-nation-trial-after-scalpers-buy-every-ticket/

06.03.2026 22:00 πŸ‘ 1158 πŸ” 139 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 4
β€œNever send a dog-killer to do a people-killer’s job.”

Henry Beisert, Seed Packager

β€œNever send a dog-killer to do a people-killer’s job.” Henry Beisert, Seed Packager

Kristi Noem Fired As DHS Secretary
https://theonion.com/kristi-noem-fired-as-dhs-secretary/

07.03.2026 16:30 πŸ‘ 1440 πŸ” 153 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 8
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Anyone Else Have Those Weird Dreams Where Sobbing Future Generations Beg You To Change Course? The human subconscious is such an interesting thing. No matter how much you think you’ve got it figured out, it’ll always spit out the most random stuff. Take me, for example. After coming home from a...

Commentary: Anyone Else Have Those Weird Dreams Where Sobbing Future Generations Beg You To Change Course?

07.03.2026 21:00 πŸ‘ 1722 πŸ” 240 πŸ’¬ 16 πŸ“Œ 14
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No Blood For Oil vs. Exactly How Much Oil Are We Talking About? Contrary to what he would have you believe, President Bush’s plans to invade Iraq have nothing to do with such high-minded goals as liberating the Iraqi people or saving the world from terrorism. His ...

No Blood For Oil vs. Exactly How Much Oil Are We Talking About?

09.03.2026 19:30 πŸ‘ 1228 πŸ” 158 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 8
A digital illustration of a small, fluffy baby dinosaur sitting in a person’s cupped hands.

A digital illustration of a small, fluffy baby dinosaur sitting in a person’s cupped hands.

It’s dangerous to go alone.
Take this.

09.03.2026 17:11 πŸ‘ 531 πŸ” 156 πŸ’¬ 16 πŸ“Œ 6

what we need is a transgender billionaire

09.03.2026 20:44 πŸ‘ 36 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 2
Diagram representing the impacts of viruses on aqueous sediment geochemistry. Organic matter (OM) sinks to the sediments, which is cycled in the microbial community, as well as increasing abundance, diversity, activity, and degradation of OM. From this β€œmicrobial loop” recalcitrant dissolved organic matter (RDOM) and dissolved inorganic carbon (DIC) are stored in sediments. Carbon is also released into the atmosphere from the sediment, and viral infection transfers genes between hosts or releases exogenous DNA to be used by bacteria, potentially aiding in metabolic activity. Created in BioRender. Williams, J. (2026) https://BioRender.com/b4wqimp.

Diagram representing the impacts of viruses on aqueous sediment geochemistry. Organic matter (OM) sinks to the sediments, which is cycled in the microbial community, as well as increasing abundance, diversity, activity, and degradation of OM. From this β€œmicrobial loop” recalcitrant dissolved organic matter (RDOM) and dissolved inorganic carbon (DIC) are stored in sediments. Carbon is also released into the atmosphere from the sediment, and viral infection transfers genes between hosts or releases exogenous DNA to be used by bacteria, potentially aiding in metabolic activity. Created in BioRender. Williams, J. (2026) https://BioRender.com/b4wqimp.

#MicrobiologyMonday: Marine sediments store vast amounts of carbon. By infecting and lysing microbes, viruses shape biogeochemical cycling from coastal zones to the deep sea and influence long-term carbon storage. Get the story in #AppEnvMicro: asm.social/2Qv

09.03.2026 17:54 πŸ‘ 22 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Study Finds Mourning Loved Ones A Huge Waste Of Time

Study Finds Mourning Loved Ones A Huge Waste Of Time

Study Finds Mourning Loved Ones A Huge Waste Of Time https://theonion.com/study-finds-mourning-loved-ones-a-huge-waste-of-time/

09.03.2026 18:00 πŸ‘ 733 πŸ” 37 πŸ’¬ 18 πŸ“Œ 6

What is that even supposed to mean

09.03.2026 19:22 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States

FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States

FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States https://theonion.com/fbi-uncovers-al-qaeda-plot-to-just-sit-back-and-enjoy-c-1819576375/

09.03.2026 19:00 πŸ‘ 2551 πŸ” 509 πŸ’¬ 27 πŸ“Œ 21

What the fuck is that

09.03.2026 19:16 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Pixar made films in the 2000s so incredible that I can only assume they made a deal with a demon that would ensure they would never produce anything challenging or innovative past like 2010 ever again

09.03.2026 19:13 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0