nix

what a versatile term

you've earned my vote ma'am

I stand by my platform that every year we should reset all chips to Plain, and then see what we end up with by the end of the year if we allow ourselves to dream and believe.

logging into the morning standup like

Digital illustration in comic book style of 1966 Adam West Batman. He’s making a very manic and stressed out gritted-teeth grimace as he runs with a comically large bomb with a lit fuse held in both hands over his head. Three speech bubbles, the last being a red and orange burst, contain the words ‘Maybe it will happen today!’ 🦇 💣

Oh no, and now that DiGrande is out you'll have to update again :(

I'm afraid KC may need another forward... just not officially yet

stock market last week: global supply chain crisis driven by expanding regional war of choice is probably bad for business

stock market this week: eh, it won't be so bad

stock market today: did you say *global* supply chain crisis?

There are always more ways for something to fail than succeed

I sometimes worry that too many people think being a good critic means being a self-righteous dick about every little thing and I think far too many miss the point that you can't critique anything if you don't know how to love something.

in case you've never seen it, this is Roger Ebert on The Mummy

Fuck it. Let’s spring forward again tonight.

I've found when you start begging the automated assistant not to make you reset the thing another time, please stop gaslighting me, eventually they do give you to a human who can give you a replacement thingy

this video should be an April fools joke

Oura engineering manager: how'd it go adding the hardware reset button?
Oura engineer: actually, I came up with an even better idea that saves us the $0.02 cost of the button!

On a sort of morbid level it’s extremely funny that the people who did a war which is shutting off the global oil spigot’s main anti-solar talking point is that it is intermittent and unreliable.

wow!

I gotta be honest, the changeover sucks, but it getting dark at 7:30 beats the pants off it getting dark at 6:30.

South Dakota's "Meth. We're on it" campaign

I'll always remember Kristi Noem for the "Meth. We're on it." campaign.

lmao I actually love having shit to do on a day where something big happens.

You're telling me Kristi Noem got fired? A full month after her agents murdered someone in the streets and she made an ass out of herself lying about it? I already had a pretty good day, hot dog

remember GOLDEN DOME lmao

huh. seems bad.

You, traditionalist, stuck in your ways: It sounds dumb when northerners say y'all.

Me, creative, innovator: We're going to get British people to say y'all.

Kentucky has gotten slightly less shit thanks to having a Democratic governor. But who knows how long that lasts. I may or may not still have a Brooklyn Driver's License 🙃

no way. if this is true then major media outlets spinning this issue could be driving the whole thing. who would have guessed

Everything I know suggests it was player initiated. But we are definitely going to regret not being able to keep her. She leaves a huge gap statistically—she set the club record for assists last year—and the off-the-field contribution to leadership and culture is probably an even bigger loss.

The Butlerian Jihad is remarkably ahead of its time. And pretty good

The only GOP congressman I’ve seen so far saying this

Reverse polarization is gonna be interesting on this one

A grey hoodie with text which reads: “Buy a man eat fish, He day, teach fish man To a lifetime.”

Wise words