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Josh Lauritsen

@jolaurit

Dogs love me 'cause I'm crazzy sniffable. Occasional writer, occasional runner, occasional sports hater. Once went viral because of a tattoo. He/they

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You’ve got to be kidding me. President Bone Spurs and his incompetent White House are floating the idea of sending other people’s sons, daughters, moms and dads to fight and die in a ground war with Iran.

He swore he wouldn’t do this. He lied.

11.03.2026 00:16 👍 1063 🔁 232 💬 99 📌 11

Source: trust me, bro

11.03.2026 00:08 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Lolololololol I love soccer

11.03.2026 00:07 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I love soccer

11.03.2026 00:06 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It's still full price. Sure, he plays elsewhere now, but $20 is $20

10.03.2026 20:03 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I'm just one dumb decision away from getting a Romeo Doubs jersey on clearance

10.03.2026 19:59 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

What do anything of these free agency moves me today? Not a lot. It's March

10.03.2026 15:43 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I'll always have his softball jersey i bought for $20 during last year's game

09.03.2026 18:14 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

From the same guy who said covid would just disappear six years ago...

09.03.2026 15:23 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

"Legal tampering" feels like an oxymoron, like "jumbo shrimp" or "enjoyable Five Finger Death Punch song"

09.03.2026 12:37 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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my brain is at the mr burns oversized novelty germ door stage of near catastrophe every time i look at news of any kind

09.03.2026 11:51 👍 933 🔁 101 💬 15 📌 4

Like the other USL-C matches. Tonight's starts with a minute of silence from the players.

Both supporter groups (Brooklyn and Indy) cheer on the players chanting "Pay the Players"

08.03.2026 19:38 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

Being mad at the GM is never off the menu, just like calling for a coach to be fired because they did one singular thing you didn't like

08.03.2026 18:51 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1
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An older photo they're using for their newsletters. For starters, I don't capo anymore

08.03.2026 18:49 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

So basically, insurance?

08.03.2026 18:32 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I hate soccer

08.03.2026 17:57 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The AFC North now has three all-pro pass rushers on three different teams. What does this mean? Nothing right now. It's March

07.03.2026 23:01 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

What this person said

07.03.2026 17:10 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

12/13 personnel

07.03.2026 17:10 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

For those keeping track, we’re at the “secretary of war announces genocide” stage of the US descent into fascism.

07.03.2026 16:18 👍 1841 🔁 612 💬 78 📌 22
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Cupcake

06.03.2026 23:49 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Our rescue dog threw up on the driver over. Likewise, I threw up at the place thanks to migraine-induced nausea. Father and daughter are the same 🙃

06.03.2026 23:44 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

We will bomb and tariff our way to prosperity! bsky.app/profile/atru...

06.03.2026 14:39 👍 1652 🔁 423 💬 189 📌 27

Why would I fear or worry about the moves a different team is making? Have you seen the world? That's way scarier

06.03.2026 13:59 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
A wall in resident evil requiem that says Graffiti in graffiti paint

A wall in resident evil requiem that says Graffiti in graffiti paint

Environmental storytelling

05.03.2026 23:51 👍 259 🔁 33 💬 5 📌 1

I know a decent number of them are far right transphobes, so I'm not dealing with that. The ones I want to talk to, I still talk to

04.03.2026 15:18 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
04.03.2026 13:28 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Newsom is a hack and a fraud. He's totally getting the nomination

04.03.2026 09:09 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Learning which of my former classmates supports a transphobic teacher, and other reasons why I'm not going to my reunion

04.03.2026 09:08 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Cannot kill the family
Battery is found in me

03.03.2026 17:33 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0