To summarize, Trump has offered asylum to Iran’s women’s soccer team and death to its men’s.
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To summarize, Trump has offered asylum to Iran’s women’s soccer team and death to its men’s.
Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump The Iran National Soccer Team is welcome to The World Cup, but I really don't believe it is appropriate that they be there, for their own life and safety. Thank you for your attention to this matter! President DONALD J. TRUMP 6 ReTruths 16 Likes Mar 12, 2026, 10:00 AM A
So I don’t think a sitting president has ever threatened the life of a soccer team coming to their country’s World Cup?
Narrator: The Straits, in fact, were in Dire shape.
In a word, no
You’ve got to be kidding me. President Bone Spurs and his incompetent White House are floating the idea of sending other people’s sons, daughters, moms and dads to fight and die in a ground war with Iran.
He swore he wouldn’t do this. He lied.
Source: trust me, bro
Lolololololol I love soccer
I love soccer
It's still full price. Sure, he plays elsewhere now, but $20 is $20
I'm just one dumb decision away from getting a Romeo Doubs jersey on clearance
What do anything of these free agency moves me today? Not a lot. It's March
I'll always have his softball jersey i bought for $20 during last year's game
From the same guy who said covid would just disappear six years ago...
"Legal tampering" feels like an oxymoron, like "jumbo shrimp" or "enjoyable Five Finger Death Punch song"
my brain is at the mr burns oversized novelty germ door stage of near catastrophe every time i look at news of any kind
Like the other USL-C matches. Tonight's starts with a minute of silence from the players.
Both supporter groups (Brooklyn and Indy) cheer on the players chanting "Pay the Players"
Being mad at the GM is never off the menu, just like calling for a coach to be fired because they did one singular thing you didn't like
An older photo they're using for their newsletters. For starters, I don't capo anymore
So basically, insurance?
I hate soccer
The AFC North now has three all-pro pass rushers on three different teams. What does this mean? Nothing right now. It's March
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For those keeping track, we’re at the “secretary of war announces genocide” stage of the US descent into fascism.
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Our rescue dog threw up on the driver over. Likewise, I threw up at the place thanks to migraine-induced nausea. Father and daughter are the same 🙃
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Why would I fear or worry about the moves a different team is making? Have you seen the world? That's way scarier
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