MJ

I would build in an interval for bathroom breaks, snack / drink refills, etc

Israeli map showing all of southern Lebanon in red with yellow arrows pointing to north of the Litani river

The IDF just ordered the *entirety of south Lebanon* to be forcibly displaced.

They are emptying the land of its population, creating a massive crisis, and will now proceed to further annihilate large parts of Lebanon.

The very nation state of Lebanon is being destroyed.

You are stupid and evil in equal measure.

They’re on an absolute roll. Even the failed multiplayer game (Re:Verse) was kinda fun!

The idea that this is the first racist and far right MP in parliament is ridiculous. All of Reform, most of the Tories, large sections of Labour and plenty of Ulster MPs are racist and far right.

A screenshot of an Android app. Text: ▲ Nearby Glasses Smart Glasses are probably nearby Device: Unknown RSSI: -42 dBm Reason: Meta Company ID (0x058E) Company: Meta Platforms, Inc. This app notifies you when smart glasses are nearby. It uses company identificators in the Bluetooth data sent out by these. Therefore, there likely are false positives (e.g. from VR headsets). Hence, please proceed with caution when approaching a person nearby wearing glasses. They might just be regular glasses, despite this app's warning. Debug Log [19:08:40] Unknown (-50 dBm) Meta Company ID (0x058E) [19:08:40] Unknown (-50 dBm) Meta Company ID (0x058E) [19:08:41] Unknown (-34 dBm) Meta Company ID (0x058E) [19:08:42] Unknown (-34 dBm) Meta Company ID (0x058E) [19:08:42] Unknown (-34 dBm) Meta Company ID (0x058E) [19:08:42] Unknown (-57 dBm) Meta Company ID (0x058E) [19:08:43] Unknown (-40 dBm) Meta Company ID (0x058E) [19:08:43] Unknown (-42 dBm) Meta Company ID (0x058E) [19:08:43] Unknown (-42 dBm) Meta Company ID (0x058E) [19:08:44] Unknown (-42 dBm) Meta Company ID (0x058E) [19:08:44] Unknown (-42 dBm) Meta Company ID (0x058E) [19:08:44] Unknown (-42 dBm) Meta Company ID (0x058E) [19:08:45] Unknown (-40 dBm) Meta Company ID (0x058E) [19:08:45] Unknown (-63 dBm) Meta Company ID (0x058E)

I made an app.
play.google.com/store/apps/d...
Nearby Glasses is here to warn you when smart glasses are nearby.

I hope it's useful for someone.

Nearby Glasses's open source, free and rather simple
github.com/yjeanrenaud/...

It's also downloadable outside the Play Store. iOS port is in the making

“The purpose behind the release of herbicide on the villages remains unclear.”

Israel has been dumping herbicides throughout southern Lebanon as part of a concerted ecocide campaign to render the region uninhabitable. This has been going on for months with Lebanese journalists & environmentalists regularly reporting on it.

The BBC: we don’t know why the Israelis are doing it

she’s now dating Jim E Stack, who coproduced her last album 🤓 they’re a cute couple! he doesn’t make my skin crawl!

almost certainly more than a couple of weeks. it’s often months for us normals, i suppose you could argue that andrew will get special treatment but i think the complexity of the investigation will prevent that.

An incredibly lifelike illustration of Paddington Bear, official psychopomp to the British royal family, gently escorting a man in top hat and tails (carrying a Puzza Express takeout) to Belmarsh

Ok I have far too much to do today to spend more than 2 minutes on this but here’s my political cartoon of the day, please enjoy

'Being detained at your brother's pleasure' will never not be funny

@mrjamesob.bsky.social Bedford CC dealing with the bigots like an absolute boss.

beautiful moquette

The reporting of this did the rounds a week or so ago but I think it’s nice to hear it from the horse’s mouth if you will. What a great and warm thing for him to have done. I hope people who might not have ever considered the importance of learning about others take something from it.

maybe it depends on variety because i’ve never found mine to be too aggressive! besides, you want them to be in the ground because they’re SOOOOO thirsty while fruiting

Ironically turning off the suicide AI might be the most pro-consumer thing that OpenAI has ever done, even if they did it for purely selfish reasons (it’s not just legally dicey but also very expensive to run)

D.P. DOG Two hot dogs in a dough cylinder

Me and who?

“I’ve reviewed over 50 sticky toffee puddings” is an incredibly powerful way to begin a video

Labour MPs don’t think Starmer did anything wrong, Starmer doesn’t think McSweeney did anything wrong, McSweeney doesn’t think Mandelson did anything wrong, and Mandelson doesn’t think that Epstein did anything wrong.

The entire internet had seen the picture of Mandleson and Epstein trying on belts when he was given the ambassadorship. There is absolutely no way Starmer didn't know more than us, and we knew enough to know this was a disgusting choice. The best you an say about him is he is craven idiot.

slowly rotating a 240p Chappell Roan in my mind

i have absolutely no idea what kind of witchcraft they’re using to squeeze UE5 Fortnite onto Xbox Series S but whatever it is, it has completely ruined Chappell Roan

Chappell Roan in that cute little Mugler nipple ring number from the Grammys

I don’t have an OC but why is everyone NOT drawing their OC in this?
#artsky

Sure, I call it the Schrodinger’s leftist phenomenon

A photo of a particularly vivid green Aurora Borealis with pink highlights. Near Fairbanks, Alaska.

A photo of a particularly vivid green Aurora Borealis with pink highlights. Near Fairbanks, Alaska.

Aurora so bright we had to pull over on the way home and check it out.

i would deeply enjoy the eight hour jenny nicholson video about your redwall abbey theme park

Lord Mandelson wearing an Epstein-branded top in 2009 Credit: Rex Features

losing my mind at this photo, it's literally the 'my t-shirt' meme

‪lena‬ ‪@lenazun.bsky.social‬ · 1m a little annoyed that 3d printer bfs [gender neutral] all over the country have been validated by the whistles. it's as if the revolution had suddenly needed all the weird cables they're holding onto. you know what i mean. 2 2 Reposted by Dr. William Horne ‪dan sinker‬ ‪@dansinker.com‬ · 15m Replied to dan sinker We're three days into February and have shipped almost 80,000 whistles to all comers, across the US, for free, because we all keep us safe. linktr.ee/3Dwhistles

If a youtube video has less than 100 views it should let you hop on a group chat with the other weirdos who have seen it

Wow, CT has aged a lot in the few years since the 60th anniversary specials