Before you are two computers. One of them always lies, the other one always tells the truth. Nobody likes that second one
06.03.2026 17:43
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Before you are two computers. One of them always lies, the other one always tells the truth. Nobody likes that second one
“generic” is short for “generative Eric”
it was the "yo brother, legal team confirmed we can’t work with minors rn" of times, it was the "kinda sad tbh" of times
😂
Updating the occupation/medical comparison for March:
Now it's like when things are *slightly* better and you're just out of the hospital. You're still *pretty damn sick*—but now everyone expects you to do normal things, not just focus on surviving. You have less support. In some ways it's harder.
Waffles the giraffe at the San Antonio Zoo. Today is her third birthday
The San Antonio Zoo is not on here but today is Waffles the giraffe’s third birthday and I just felt like this was need to know information today, with everything else being so terrible
Ewok mind virus
A small, Ewok-y, black and tan Brussels Griffon dog
other than my own
ingrid did i miss ewoks
File under "death and taxes" I suppose
Right? It was *so* good.
I'm still hunting for the elusive Quaxelrod signature
May not be the *only* copy, I've run into a handful of folks who have managed to get that configuration.
That is actually awesome
I keep thinking of things 😄
@bradykriss.bsky.social and I have the only copy of "The F***ing Epic Twitter Quest of @MayorEmanuel" that's signed by @dansinker.com, Rahm Emanuel, and David Axelrod.
The guy who played drums on "Stay" by Lisa Loeb taught me how http caching headers work.
I saw Eric Schmidt teach the Gangnam Style dance to a coworker of mine shortly after meeting Psy (and this wasn't at Google)
I once got tackled by Secret Service because I was standing next to Mike Dukakis when his mother, Olympia Dukakis, snuck a cigarette in the bathroom and set off the hotel smoke alarms.
I valet parked Adam West’s daily-driver Batmobile.
I had a red phone in my bedroom that went straight to the White House
This was all before the reissue that Ozma did, so it felt very secret and undiscovered
❤️❤️❤️
An archival box with a JPL Archives label reading: VOYAGER INTERSTELLAR RECORD
A metal box with a large record, labeled "J.P.L." in large, handwritten letters
A close up of the inscription on the inner part of the record: "TO THE MAKERS OF MUSIC - ALL WORLDS, ALL TIMES"
Oh hey I found pictures
The hand carved inscription on the inner part of record reads: "TO THE MAKERS OF MUSIC - ALL WORLDS, ALL TIMES"
At the ancient Egyptian adventure I managed, I "resurrected" Rupert Grint and his family when their guide allowed their group to die in the penultimate room.
They were all very nice and we were too.
Lol, the first phrase alone!
I was reading something about the Golden Record while I worked at JPL, and it mentioned that it was in the JPL archives. I emailed the librarian about it, and she was like, "Yeah, we have it. Wanna come by and see it?"
I said yes SO FAST.
I've held the masters of the Voyager Golden Record in my hands.
I used to work in the same office as Benoit Mandelbrot and he would tell stories at lunch about meeting the Pope.
