Jeff should let us vote on a thing for #survivor50 where we decide between “Cell Phones” or “No Cell Phones”
19.06.2025 05:20
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Jeff should let us vote on a thing for #survivor50 where we decide between “Cell Phones” or “No Cell Phones”
WHY DID YOU KEEP STAR AWAY FROM US THEN JEFF??? #Survivor48
#survivor #survivor48
Extra toes!? Omg I wish
About 32 lbs but we met a bunch of her siblings through the doggy dna test and they’re all like 60 lbs!
(She has the freckle paws too )
This looks like my dog !
Forbes not including the name of the highest grossing animated movie of all time in the headline (and not even mentioning it until paragraph 3) is a new level of jingoistic bullshit lol
www.forbes.com/sites/caroli...
Happy Easter. We Ouija Boarded to hard and accidentally brought back Jesus.
My dog and her sleep paralysis demon.
We made a Cootie Catcher but it swallowed Eliza whole 😖
Where I’m from they’d call this “Wooderloo Ice”
Gaslighting my friends into thinking there’s a new NYT game
My hot take re: Minecraft movie memes is…let the kids have fun 🤓 yall are moral panicking again
The only book we have is our gospel. Different sects are forming– some of us are waiting for “the change” and some of us believe “the change” has already happened.
Philly Wawa parking lots are the only place on Earth where the same person who almost committed vehicular manslaughter on you will also politely hold the door for you to enter
who will tuck us in
this slumber party is eternal and we aren't scared anymore
Annie’s bra is in the freezer. She put it there herself. She likes her nipples on ice.
We did in high school !!
“Hi, I’m Mr Beast and today I’m giving away $1 million to the first person that can make me cum”
“Alright boys, reset the ol’ Days Without Incident tracker”
-white lotus manager
#whitelotus
Signed up for a new insta for a project I'm doing-- did anyone else realize Kim Kardashian comes preinstalled to the feed now like U2 on the ipod?
Making moves to be the only one
I called mom and asked her to pick me up. She said she was on her way. That was 4 years ago.
could even be like an empty guest room!
im the jolie in question-- anyone have a space????
anyone in LA got a cheap space for an ongoing podcast i'm starting with my friend jolie?
I didn't start to notice it until working on my docu-series, but I've come to realize that every single fucked up road somehow leads back to KENTUCKY.