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Ianiv πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦πŸ‡²πŸ‡½

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Find me at @ianiv@mastodon.social Software developer from Vancouver, B.C. He/him πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦πŸ‡²πŸ‡½

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My brain was telling me it is full only for an instant of time. Which is correct, but our eyes cannot tell the difference for 2-3 days

03.02.2026 04:30 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

But it can’t be a full moon ALL weekend, my brain says.

(Yes, I know, but still)

03.02.2026 04:25 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
This image is a satirical book cover created in the distinct watercolor and ink illustration style of the classic children's book series "Franklin the Turtle." The title at the top, in large, orange, friendly letters, reads "FRANKLIN SERVES JUSTICE."
The central focus of the illustration is Franklin the Turtle, who is wearing his signature blue baseball cap and red neck scarf. He is walking on a dirt path, smiling, and holding a rope that is tied to the handcuffs of a man in a navy blue suit and a long red tie. The man is an unmistakable caricature of President Donald Trump, who is walking behind Franklin with a grumpy expression.
They are walking towards a large, historic-looking building in the background, which is identified by a sign as "THE HAGUE - INTERNATIONAL COURT OF JUSTICE." The building is a large, ornate brick structure with towers and a clock, representing the Peace Palace in The Hague, Netherlands.
On the grassy sidelines of the path, other familiar animal characters from the Franklin series, including Bear, Beaver, and Fox, are watching the procession with varied expressions. The overall tone is one of political satire rendered in a charming, innocent children's book aesthetic. The entire illustration is framed by a light blue border.

This image is a satirical book cover created in the distinct watercolor and ink illustration style of the classic children's book series "Franklin the Turtle." The title at the top, in large, orange, friendly letters, reads "FRANKLIN SERVES JUSTICE." The central focus of the illustration is Franklin the Turtle, who is wearing his signature blue baseball cap and red neck scarf. He is walking on a dirt path, smiling, and holding a rope that is tied to the handcuffs of a man in a navy blue suit and a long red tie. The man is an unmistakable caricature of President Donald Trump, who is walking behind Franklin with a grumpy expression. They are walking towards a large, historic-looking building in the background, which is identified by a sign as "THE HAGUE - INTERNATIONAL COURT OF JUSTICE." The building is a large, ornate brick structure with towers and a clock, representing the Peace Palace in The Hague, Netherlands. On the grassy sidelines of the path, other familiar animal characters from the Franklin series, including Bear, Beaver, and Fox, are watching the procession with varied expressions. The overall tone is one of political satire rendered in a charming, innocent children's book aesthetic. The entire illustration is framed by a light blue border.

We Canadians can also play this game.
With apologies to Kids Can Press.

06.12.2025 01:42 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I gave my book to a small number of people to beta read. Waiting sucks, I want feedback RIGHT NOW! 🀣

I've never done this, any of this, before. I don't know what I'm doing.

#book #novel #writing

30.10.2025 22:15 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Seriously, fuck Bluesky
Move to the fediverse

19.10.2025 05:24 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I do think it is important to be precise in your statement because otherwise it sounds ableist. Because I know you, I KNOW that’s not your intention. But you know words and how they impact others matter, like mine were interpreted by you, without that being my intention.

16.10.2025 16:53 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

So, my intention with β€œI think you mean” is: this is how I interpret what you are saying. Which is different from β€œYou mean”, where I am *telling* you what YOU must think.

You have no need to dictate now, but that can change in a dime. I lost the ability to use my left arm for a week recently.

16.10.2025 16:53 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I think you mean: I will never let my computer act autonomously using an LLM prompted by my instructions.

Dictation, powered by modern speech to text models is excellent, and you can’t divorce one use of the tech from the other.

And I reserve the right to yell expletives at my computer.

16.10.2025 15:30 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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I aim to please

14.10.2025 16:06 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

This is just tall people talk. I can probably wear a top hat in some cars. 🀣

14.10.2025 15:30 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
The image is a map showing a section of North Vancouver with a blue outlined route forming a large irregular loop. The route passes through neighbourhoods and green spaces, including the Lynn Valley area and Lynn Canyon Park.

The image is a map showing a section of North Vancouver with a blue outlined route forming a large irregular loop. The route passes through neighbourhoods and green spaces, including the Lynn Valley area and Lynn Canyon Park.

Nice long walk around the neighborhood today. Just a bit under 13.5km.

12.10.2025 21:33 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If you want to understand what kind of person someone you know is, look at how they treat the people they don't know, especially when it's not face to face.

10.10.2025 05:10 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Some interactions this week reminded me that some people are just assholes and nothing you can do will teach them empathy.

So you just have to move on and enjoy the people you've surrounded yourself with that give you joy.

10.10.2025 04:38 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Just waiting to see if they send the troops to Portland anyway, defying two judges.

06.10.2025 15:14 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I guess my days on Bluesky are numbered unless there is a change of leadership

03.10.2025 23:59 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I can walk an hour in the trails behind Blueridge and gain more elevation than that 🀣

02.10.2025 20:23 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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II. RELIGIOUS ORGANIZATIONS WILL FACE
STIGMA IF TRANSGENDER STATUS BECOMES A
QUASI-SUSPECT CLASS.
Legal risks
are
not the only problem. Adding
transgender status
to the equal protection
between sex and gender.

15 II. RELIGIOUS ORGANIZATIONS WILL FACE STIGMA IF TRANSGENDER STATUS BECOMES A QUASI-SUSPECT CLASS. Legal risks are not the only problem. Adding transgender status to the equal protection between sex and gender.

No shit. If you are bigots you will be stigmatized.
Your freedom of religion does not give you the right to harm others. Treating a group of people as not deserving of the same rights that you have harms THEM.

So I have the right to say fuck your beliefs.

www.supremecourt.gov/DocketPD...

28.09.2025 19:46 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I ordered 1.25 kg of tea this morning 😬

26.09.2025 02:19 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

A custom built SPA framework based on modern web APIs can be 80%-90% faster than React, with 50% the memory footprint. Only one runtime dependency (DOMPurify)

After years of wanting to do this I finally had a chance to build it with my coworkers. It is so good.

#webdev #react

24.09.2025 23:39 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Making punk rock protest songs about the week's news is cathartic

24.09.2025 21:09 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

There is only one reason a government would designate anti fascist ideology a "terrorist organization."

#antifa

23.09.2025 04:21 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm pretty sure all the songs being played in this lobby are AI generated. They all have that same quality and Shazam recognizes none of them.

22.09.2025 18:31 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Preview
Opinion | I Look at This Country and I See a Stranger This is one of those moments in history.

www.nytimes.com/2025/09/21/op...

22.09.2025 02:13 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

A double negative cancels out. So you can either be antifa or fa

The choice is yours

#antifa

19.09.2025 03:17 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Preview
Goebbels Ends Careers of Five 'Aryan' Actors Who Made Witticisms About the Nazi Regime (Published 1939) 5 entertainers expelled from Reich Culture Chamber for making jokes about Nazi regime

"in their public appearances they displayed a lack of any positive attitude toward National Socialism and therewith caused grave annoyance in public and especially to party comrades"

www.nytimes.com/1939/02/04/ar...

19.09.2025 02:07 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Seriously, why is it that smoke alarms only act up in the middle of the night. 😑 πŸ₯±

18.09.2025 08:59 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Words that promote violence are violence

18.09.2025 00:34 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Shaking my head as Americans throw their freedom and democracy into a burning garbage bin more every day.

18.09.2025 00:19 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
The moment they crossed the threshold between the phosphorescent
glow and the absolute dark, everything stopped. No sound of
footsteps, no engines, no whispers, no breathing buildings.
Just silence so complete it felt like death.
And somewhere in that silence, something that had been waiting since
she spoke those words in the tunnel finally smiled.

The moment they crossed the threshold between the phosphorescent glow and the absolute dark, everything stopped. No sound of footsteps, no engines, no whispers, no breathing buildings. Just silence so complete it felt like death. And somewhere in that silence, something that had been waiting since she spoke those words in the tunnel finally smiled.

Editing another chapter in between soccer drop-off and pickup.

#snippet #wipsnippet #writing #horror

17.09.2025 02:44 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The 9km hike today is a big win for me. Was able to do it without any foot pain and with lower risk of reinjury thanks to the ankle brace. New orthotics were not a problem.

I still have some hip issues I need to work on with my physio. Goal is to walk 25km without pain.

#hiking #injury #recovery

14.09.2025 20:35 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0