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Be gay do crime but like specifically this crime

11.03.2026 05:58 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You mean to tell me I can’t just repeat a nonsense phrase three times to have my case automatically changed to ecclesiastical court?!

08.03.2026 04:24 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Cover of the novel β€œDune: The Butlerian Jihad”

Cover of the novel β€œDune: The Butlerian Jihad”

One panel comic of Spider-Man talking to an anthropomorphic pterodactyl. 

Spidey: β€œYou can rewrite DNA on the fly, and you’re using it to turn people into dinosaurs? But with tech like that, you could cure cancer!”

β€œPterodactyl: β€œBut I don’t want to cure cancer. I want to turn people into dinosaurs.”

One panel comic of Spider-Man talking to an anthropomorphic pterodactyl. Spidey: β€œYou can rewrite DNA on the fly, and you’re using it to turn people into dinosaurs? But with tech like that, you could cure cancer!” β€œPterodactyl: β€œBut I don’t want to cure cancer. I want to turn people into dinosaurs.”

06.03.2026 18:28 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A chesterfield cigarette ad with a gunsmoke actor . 

Let the miracle of AccuRay put a SMILE in your Smoking!
It's as simple as ABC

A chesterfield cigarette ad with a gunsmoke actor . Let the miracle of AccuRay put a SMILE in your Smoking! It's as simple as ABC

We're going to look back on LLM marketing like this.

06.03.2026 18:08 πŸ‘ 42 πŸ” 11 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
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Congress Is Considering Abolishing Your Right to Be Anonymous Online The bipartisan push to remove anonymity from the internet is ushering in an era of unprecedented mass surveillance and censorship.

Trans ppl under attack from the govt could be identified and outed w/o their consent.

Undocumented immigrants would be cut off from the ability to communicate w advocates.

Young ppl seeking abortions won't be able to access info safely and anonymously.

This is what congress is advancing today πŸ‘‡πŸ»

05.03.2026 19:04 πŸ‘ 687 πŸ” 433 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 26
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a man sits at a table with a plate of food and says " i don t love the way you phrased that " ALT: a man sits at a table with a plate of food and says " i don t love the way you phrased that "
02.03.2026 15:03 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

That’s enough Internet for today

02.03.2026 13:21 πŸ‘ 175 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 0

Too many β€œmiddle ground” AI argumentsβ€”β€œI have concerns, too, but we have to adapt”—proceed from what is to me a peculiar embrace of β€œinevitability” which seems to be magical thinking, a way of depoliticizing the political, of self-soothing in the face of an overwhelming challenge.

01.03.2026 16:41 πŸ‘ 416 πŸ” 102 πŸ’¬ 16 πŸ“Œ 15

This obviously very stupid but is it also smart? We’ll talk to some liars after this break.

01.03.2026 00:23 πŸ‘ 4178 πŸ” 745 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 12

there's a new world order waiting to chestburst out of this one and we're currently in the "involuntarily shuddering and contorting and vomiting at dinner" phase

01.03.2026 04:53 πŸ‘ 415 πŸ” 88 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 11
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How Kansas Republicans weaponized the law to target 300 trans driver's license holders SB 244 was put into effect virtually overnight, causing chaos, panic and fear in the trans community.

New β€” I spoke to eight trans people in Kansas about the new state law that invalidated their driver’s licenses overnight, what’s it’s like to live there right now, plus details of two DMV emails exclusively obtained by The Handbasket that shed light on the law’s chaotic and cruel rollout:

28.02.2026 00:12 πŸ‘ 5224 πŸ” 2189 πŸ’¬ 94 πŸ“Œ 108

Many blessings πŸ™

27.02.2026 21:46 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I wish too purchase a Hart Dungeon whistle

27.02.2026 19:45 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Gavin Newsom sweating like old dynamite watching Labour's 'transphobia & bigotry' strategy eat shit tonight lol

27.02.2026 05:34 πŸ‘ 3408 πŸ” 573 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 27
cover of NOT POUNDED BY THIS T-REX ON THE USA MEN’S HOCKEY TEAM BECAUSE IT TURNS OUT HE’S A MAGA DORK featuring a t-rex in a red USA hockey uniform on the right he has a stick in his hand. on the left is a ladybuck giving a thumbs down with a frown. they are in a hockey rink

cover of NOT POUNDED BY THIS T-REX ON THE USA MEN’S HOCKEY TEAM BECAUSE IT TURNS OUT HE’S A MAGA DORK featuring a t-rex in a red USA hockey uniform on the right he has a stick in his hand. on the left is a ladybuck giving a thumbs down with a frown. they are in a hockey rink

please enjoy brand new tingler NOT POUNDED BY THIS T-REX ON THE USA MEN’S HOCKEY TEAM BECAUSE IT TURNS OUT HE’S A MAGA DORK out now. get it here www.amazon.com/dp/B0GQ7YSVDF or on tingleverse patreon www.patreon.com/posts/not-po...

26.02.2026 15:56 πŸ‘ 2100 πŸ” 671 πŸ’¬ 34 πŸ“Œ 41

They’re not, and no diagnosis grants a free pass to repeatedly yell slurs.

23.02.2026 14:56 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œPressure Drop” amirite

23.02.2026 00:19 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

No cheating - your last saved picture of a celebrity is your therapist

23.02.2026 00:18 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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#alysaliu
WOKE IS BACK BABY
MAKE OAKLAND CALIFORNIA THE US CAPITOL NOW!

22.02.2026 01:27 πŸ‘ 3538 πŸ” 869 πŸ’¬ 60 πŸ“Œ 123

Hi! I fit this description very well. I’m not able to message you directly but I’m interested!

17.02.2026 23:27 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm tired of the lesser evil. These hoes wanna live in Omelas or something? Can't we just have a good candidate who doesn't have a forsaken basement child to prop them up? I just want someone who doesn't chum up to types like Charlie Kirkn't, and wants people to be able to live somewhere.

17.02.2026 00:42 πŸ‘ 286 πŸ” 46 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 7

The demand to swear fealty to Newsom and never criticize him a full year before the primaries is weird. I’m happy if that’s your candidate but uhhhhh I don’t owe him anything and if he’s transphobic and destroying poor peoples’ lives, I’m not going to blindly promise to support that policy platform?

16.02.2026 22:57 πŸ‘ 400 πŸ” 34 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 1
Bad Bunny's Apple Music Super Bowl Halftime Show
Bad Bunny's Apple Music Super Bowl Halftime Show YouTube video by NFL

ICYMI, the full Half Time show with Bad Bunny, aka the Benito Bowl.

youtu.be/G6FuWd4wNd8?...

09.02.2026 14:26 πŸ‘ 156 πŸ” 66 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Adopt A Rent β€” Stand With Minnesota Donate your Delta Skymiles to get people home from Texas

Another addition to the website to help us built *systems* and not just have me trying to do everything alone:

If you'd like to adopt a rent that you can either *cover immediately* and fundraise for, or just pay outright, please fill out this form and we will contact you via Signal.

08.02.2026 20:12 πŸ‘ 346 πŸ” 276 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 5

I can’t even twerk and I was about to anyway when that dropped

09.02.2026 01:38 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

VIVA PUERTO RICO LIBREEEEEEE

09.02.2026 01:34 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

There's exactly one normal man left on planet Earth.

06.02.2026 05:12 πŸ‘ 17184 πŸ” 2100 πŸ’¬ 199 πŸ“Œ 48
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Donate to Help Brooklyn Park Families Make February Rent, organized by Erin Ayala The occupation of the Twin Cities by federal agents has left many families s… Erin Ayala needs your support for Help Brooklyn Park Families Make February Rent

Everything sucks. We are all overwhelmed. What can we do? Well… we can help others. Let’s help some Brooklyn Park, Minnesota folks make their rent payments. We're going to clear the board, folks get their rent money, and it’s gonna feel amazing. Wins all around! www.gofundme.com/f/minnesota-...

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