zoë lotus

And I love him for it!

Pray for your local baseball team staff motion designer

Telling people to watch Tompopo and then going "whatever do you mean" when they bring up the egg yolk scene

The sun is about to be out after work!!!!!

I have to edit something to Golden and whatever the CIA put in this song is working

hahaha AHHH, and repeat

But Zoë you're five minutes into your Monday....exactly

You ever just feel a mental health day coming on

The blood clot is on my vision board

Aw man!!!!

Oh Pokemon isn't a switch 2 exclusive? Lmao you're never getting me Nintendo!!!!

I also got sunburned at spring training so I'm extra cranky

It feels like spring which is hurting my feelings

Keeping all my good stuff in my drafts from now on

Saying "gen AI is inherently fascist" out loud to figure out the people I don't fuck with

i could just buy the gamecube i never had and play animal crossing. i could just do that

34-year-old me: guess fucking what
8-year-old me: stop cussing at me

Successfully trained everyone around me to go WHERE ARE YOUR GLASSES when I am not wearing my glasses

Batman Beyond still beats so much ass

OR EYEBROWS!!

Actual note I just gave: the crab can't have teeth

My whole team agreed to learn Spanish together so that we can cause chaos in a whole new language

Guess who watched Cast Away before getting on a plane

Watching Shawshank Redemption the way it was meant to be seen: censored and with a commercial every five minutes

I have 6am call times all week and I am not built for it. I am made to be soft and in my bed

Time to make some heart shaped pizzas

Ah packing, we meet again

happy valentine's day, i watched Wild At Heart for the first time

Miis on the Smash Bros winner screen but they are both Don Draper

We made Don Draper in Smash Bros and keep making him fight himself

John Waters with his leg up saying "Get more out of life. See a fucked up movie"