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Carl Knecht

@rialtus.com

Husband. Cat food dispenser. Corporate minion trying to worm his way through IT.

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It's pretty funny that no one talks about what's happening at the Harper Valley PTA anymore.

These days they are probably trying to ban books, actually.

10.03.2026 04:48 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a woman in a silver dress says he 's gonna put a ring on it on bravo Alt: a woman in a silver dress says he 's gonna put a ring on it on

... eventually. LOL

10.03.2026 04:42 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

So can we get a Microsoft 365 E6 without Entra Suite and drop the price $15?

09.03.2026 16:52 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Broadway in Hollywood's 2026-2027 season announcement - Water for Elephants, The Outsiders, The Who's Tommy, Buena Vista Social Club, Operation Mincemeat, Maybe Happy Ending, The Great Gatsby, and Death Becomes Her, with add-ons of The Lion King and Hamilton.

Broadway in Hollywood's 2026-2027 season announcement - Water for Elephants, The Outsiders, The Who's Tommy, Buena Vista Social Club, Operation Mincemeat, Maybe Happy Ending, The Great Gatsby, and Death Becomes Her, with add-ons of The Lion King and Hamilton.

That is a very impressive season.

05.03.2026 22:35 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Neck cootered? #IWKYM #Book8

03.03.2026 18:56 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

There's a Blue Light Special at Target.

03.03.2026 14:42 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Just watched last year's "The Naked Gun." Is it just me or did they forget about halfway through the movie that they were a Naked Gun movie?

03.03.2026 02:36 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Wait, Microsoft is using Discord internally for collaboration???

02.03.2026 23:08 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I regularly do this. If you get the meat crispy and have a good sauce, the type of meat doesn’t matter.

02.03.2026 22:15 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
WEIRD AL SEX TAPE
WEIRD AL SEX TAPE YouTube video by alyankovic

Remember that time @alyankovic.bsky.social posted a sex tape?

02.03.2026 17:31 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

She also gives away dead batteries. No charge.

02.03.2026 17:18 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Computer end program.

02.03.2026 00:56 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Now more than ever, you don't have to be cutting and pasting batshit posts that you have seen over on That Other Site and also, for fuck's sake, get off That Other Site, again, now more than ever

01.03.2026 21:38 πŸ‘ 2606 πŸ” 395 πŸ’¬ 42 πŸ“Œ 11

I’m very upset, but I’ve got nothing of substance to contribute to the conversation on this platform. When you see me posting through it about random stuff, don’t confuse it for apathy.

28.02.2026 15:21 πŸ‘ 2650 πŸ” 1273 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 68

This post is (just) six words long.

01.03.2026 15:42 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

We started a war with Iran because the regime there is suppressing the voice of the people, just as our government is actively trying everything they can legally (and illegally) to suppress opinion contrary to them. #irony

28.02.2026 15:15 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

How long between the closing of the PSKY/WB merger and the offer from Netflix to buy parts of the new company? I say seventeen months.

27.02.2026 19:40 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Grim Reaper with the 1920s Warner Bros logo knocks on the door of Oracle, while doors labeled with the previous Warner acquisitions have bloody trails leading from them

Grim Reaper with the 1920s Warner Bros logo knocks on the door of Oracle, while doors labeled with the previous Warner acquisitions have bloody trails leading from them

26.02.2026 23:32 πŸ‘ 212 πŸ” 30 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 6
Kegels for men step by step. 
1. Shorten the penis 
2. Stop the flow
3. Tighten the anus
4. Combine all 3 actions
5. Relax and rest

Kegels for men step by step. 1. Shorten the penis 2. Stop the flow 3. Tighten the anus 4. Combine all 3 actions 5. Relax and rest

Today I learned that men can and should do Kegel exercises.

26.02.2026 03:21 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Are you stressed? with two check boxes below - the empty box for "yes" and the massively scribbled all over the place for "no"

Are you stressed? with two check boxes below - the empty box for "yes" and the massively scribbled all over the place for "no"

Accurate

25.02.2026 19:38 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Ginger Jake Moonshine

Ginger Jake Moonshine

Working on it

25.02.2026 02:38 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a woman is laughing with the words `` aint nobody got time for that '' written on her face . ALT: a woman is laughing with the words `` aint nobody got time for that '' written on her face .

What’s worse is it’s expected to be over two hours long. Just his part.

25.02.2026 02:18 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Jack? JACK?! Just.... No. To try it once since it's not where you are, fine. But to say that's your chain exception... I just.... Jack? smh

21.02.2026 06:04 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Well, yeah, okay.

16.02.2026 00:33 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

That's a weird split.

16.02.2026 00:27 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Americans, don't forget to pause your alarms for tomorrow unless you want to get up at the same time you'd normally prepare to go to work.

16.02.2026 00:15 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
Weird Al, clearly surprised and happy at ... something? Maybe a meatball on someone's plate? Who is to know?

Weird Al, clearly surprised and happy at ... something? Maybe a meatball on someone's plate? Who is to know?

Not that anyone has asked, but Weird Al should be in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame AND should be both the host and musical artist for an episode of Saturday Night Live.

15.02.2026 05:26 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

When I pay off a car, I keep making payments to myself, saving up the money to help buy the next car.

14.02.2026 19:19 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Quote from Margaret Jordan on β€œThe Newsroom”: β€œIt’s every guyβ€˜s least favorite day. Everyone’s always disappointed. Valentine’s Day is the bully of holidays. It forces love on people who aren’t in love. Cupidβ€˜s freakish.”

Quote from Margaret Jordan on β€œThe Newsroom”: β€œIt’s every guyβ€˜s least favorite day. Everyone’s always disappointed. Valentine’s Day is the bully of holidays. It forces love on people who aren’t in love. Cupidβ€˜s freakish.”

May your Valentine’s Day be unfreakish

14.02.2026 15:57 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

@straczynski.bsky.social do you have any thoughts on this?day, the 20 year anniversary of Andreas's passing?

14.02.2026 05:43 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0