reft

Feedbro browser extension with one new entry - "i looked up 'how to treat a UTI' and now will see ads about it for at least", the rest is cut off.

dinosaur comics has been the best addition to my rss feed so far, because at any moment i'll get jumpscared by a title like this

like moths to a flame

I think about this a lot

Newports one hundreds. Did you smoke them?

the west will fall

Sometimes I get a dark compulsion to start a game review blog, start really getting into video game journalism, speak my mind about the state of gaming and whatnot.

Thank god I don't follow up on those thoughts.
We are a truly beautiful species.

the fool

CRASHING OUT

bluesky

THIS QUIZ FUCKING SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i walk into the maccie d's and i ask them for the "pronoun fries", "gay burger", "salad", and "soyshake". the cashier, being aWoken by his secret sleeper agent activation phrase throws boiling oil at me.

He has passed the test and will receive a £5 subway voucher within 2-3 working days.

Personality list containing the following (read this like weird al at the hardware store), Naive, annoying, narcissistic, nice, Smart-Aleck, arrogant, devious, smug, mischievous, selfish, obnoxious, adorable, innocent, cute, DIABOLICAL, at times cocky, full-of-himself, self-loving (????), somewhat antagonistic, sweet, vain, pampered, effeminate, mean, and finally feminine. Below this are the friends of that very same character, those being Garfield (sometimes) and Odie (sometimes).

How would you even describe someone like this

tthe king of limbo himself

how it feels to accidentally click on the discover tab on this webzone and get immediately blasted with the horrors of the internet.

if you collapse in a public area in america this will happen to you. they're so kind to share their fent.

*DEAD* The Creature : this is impossible I hate all of you. The Creature left the game (Client Disconnect)

Just can't recommend it in good faith.
It insists upon itself. It left a foul taste in my. It was 3 quid. It just simply wouldn't do. It took £3 from me and gave me 0 clubcard. It insisted upon myself. It gave it to me in a giant plastic container. It was 3 quid. It didn't even give me a biscuit.

One day a wind will come n take u

Cigar Compatible Snail Cirno

At long last.

DO NOT LEAVE A FUCKING NEGATIVE COMMENT DO NOT REPORT MY POSTS TO THE ADMINS LEAVE ME ALONE OR THE POLICE I DIDN'T DO SHIT STOP HARRASING ME I DIDN'T DO NOTHIN OK I'M A GOOD GUY I'M TOTALLY NORMAL GOVERMINT OFFICIALS DO NOT DOWNLOAD THIS GAME THIS GAME IS NOT ILLEGAL AND THERE IS NOTHING BAD INSIDE DO NOT PLAY IT FUCK OFF GOMERMENT CIA FBI NSA DO NOT INTERACT I WILL NOT PAY MY TAXES LEAVE ME ALONE