Johan Nohr

Mushrooms are weird as they are. No need to make people out of them.

Yes exactly. I don’t mind some kind of parasitic cordyceps thing, but this… I don’t know man.

I’m a big mushroom picker and nerd but just not in my games

I’ll be exiled for this, but I’ve never liked myconids, fungus people or mushroom folk in any game. Never used them, never will. I can’t say why because I don’t know.

They’re turning the graveyard into a park so there are lots of skellies being moved.

My favorite restaurant just got better. Not only did the kids get great pinsa, the staff also showed them photos of the skeletal remains recently exhumed from the nearby graveyard.

I think the root of the issue here is that I don't like soda.

[inventing the hot air balloon] I don't give a fuck where I go

Completely different thing!

My European mind will never comprehend soda in a bucket.

Especially with the recurring recommendation to add a quote to the PR. That would, like the other text written in third-person, likely be a quote by me. Myself quoting myself like I'm making Numenera.

I think I got the list of stuff needed and the general tone of it, but it feels super weird to write about my company and especially myself in third person. But it feels like that’s the way these are written?

How the fuck do you come up with this stuff? Incredible. As always.

Anyone got good resources for writing press releases?

It's an interesting experiment on how the body and mind handle extreme stress and anxiety.

It was rough. Luckily, it was resolved, but god damn it was... yeah.

I wasn't thrilled.

This just about covers the flight tickets to overseas cons.

Imagine the level of stress I had when we, after eight hours, landed in Newark on our way to PAXU and I got the text saying Brandfox (our then-fulfillment partner) couldn't get our merch to the con and that we would have an empty table.

Every order at pittrapshop.com gets this small zine as a gift. It's just an A6 booklet, mainly about the shop, but there's also a small MÖRK BORG dungeon, a ghastly monster, a bunch of album reviews by me, and an interview with the one and only @christianeichhorn.bsky.social

If it's any consolation, I have about three days until the lethal hayfever sets in and I'm in clinical house arrest.

And yes I know about April snow.

It was a tough one, gang, but we made it out.

Going for a dog walk in the actual sunshine, hearing real-life birds and unironically seeing other people walking around really triggers that inherent, ancestral “we survived yet another winter” feeling.

That beaver was fucked up

Yea and Fomoria, like for real.

I fought a beaver.

why?

Shots? Fired.
Mind? Changed.
Fucks? Given!

The former king of the borgs I guess

Not saying it shouldn’t be done, just that it could be done in many different ways