Today! DC Chicago is happening. You should go! Make friends. Make enemies.
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Today! DC Chicago is happening. You should go! Make friends. Make enemies.
dcgchicago.org
It sings to the core of my spirit. Time to start boiling a pot of water.
π― authentic. No lowball offers I know what I got here.
At this point Iβm convinced Appleβs AI team is just 3 tech bros in a trench coat just holding out to get vested.
If we suffer we suffer together.
Be sure yo watch all the way to the end. So dang wholesome.
The year is 2045. AI has eliminated 25% of jobs. I still canβt get a god danged microwave to make popcorn without me hovering over it to get it right.
Spent 15 minutes laughing at the fact that my partner subconsciously refused to give herself a B and called herself Type A- -
βI saw him officer, he was like that all nightβ
Go home pole, youβre drunk.
I take him with me wherever I go.
The cherry on top of the AI book list issue is what was on the opposite page. Big oof.
Oh fuck right off to hell. CISA RSS is now dead. Meaning integrations with Slack/Teams/Discord/whatever are likely paywalled.
www.cisa.gov/news-events/...
Not mine but I approve the vibe.
Baptism will from now on be referred to as "dipped"
βChatGPT told meβ is the new βI read it on the internetβ
Itβll be tough getting good timing and prices with all the snowbirds but yeah itβs possible.
Iβve had most of those with their recommended activity/food and can confirm they do go well with each other.
Such a wonderful bad idea solely because there wouldnβt be a safe rum house on the island.
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We need a better definition for the word astronaut. I donβt get to call myself a pilot just because I flew on Southwest.
Youβll take me using Taylor Swift lyrics out of my cold dead hands.
Judge robe.
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Not when heβs David Lynch Dune sexy like that it doesnβt.
My response every time a vendor asks if Iβm going to RSA.
Military grade Meshtastic
Rick Astley covering Pink Pony Club is a nice surprise for the month.