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Mostly harmless, horror movie fan, bourbon drinker, avid fisherman, poker of IT devices

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DEF CON Group Chicago Homepage of the DEF CON Group Chicago, a community of hackers and security enthusiasts.

Today! DC Chicago is happening. You should go! Make friends. Make enemies.

dcgchicago.org

14.10.2025 21:47 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
24.08.2025 22:07 πŸ‘ 26 πŸ” 10 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

It sings to the core of my spirit. Time to start boiling a pot of water.

25.08.2025 22:02 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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πŸ’― authentic. No lowball offers I know what I got here.

25.08.2025 20:58 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

At this point I’m convinced Apple’s AI team is just 3 tech bros in a trench coat just holding out to get vested.

20.08.2025 23:54 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If we suffer we suffer together.

20.08.2025 23:51 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Be sure yo watch all the way to the end. So dang wholesome.

17.07.2025 16:48 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The year is 2045. AI has eliminated 25% of jobs. I still can’t get a god danged microwave to make popcorn without me hovering over it to get it right.

14.07.2025 01:25 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Spent 15 minutes laughing at the fact that my partner subconsciously refused to give herself a B and called herself Type A- -

01.07.2025 16:40 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œI saw him officer, he was like that all night”

24.06.2025 16:10 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Go home pole, you’re drunk.

24.06.2025 15:36 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I take him with me wherever I go.

12.06.2025 22:21 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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The cherry on top of the AI book list issue is what was on the opposite page. Big oof.

22.05.2025 00:28 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Update to How CISA Shares Cyber-Related Alerts and Notifications | CISA CISA is changing how we announce cybersecurity updates and the release of new guidance.

Oh fuck right off to hell. CISA RSS is now dead. Meaning integrations with Slack/Teams/Discord/whatever are likely paywalled.

www.cisa.gov/news-events/...

13.05.2025 14:06 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Not mine but I approve the vibe.

09.05.2025 00:29 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Baptism will from now on be referred to as "dipped"

08.05.2025 18:22 πŸ‘ 23 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œChatGPT told me” is the new β€œI read it on the internet”

09.05.2025 00:22 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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17.04.2025 01:28 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It’ll be tough getting good timing and prices with all the snowbirds but yeah it’s possible.

17.04.2025 01:25 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I’ve had most of those with their recommended activity/food and can confirm they do go well with each other.

16.04.2025 14:22 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Such a wonderful bad idea solely because there wouldn’t be a safe rum house on the island.

16.04.2025 14:18 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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15.04.2025 16:57 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

We need a better definition for the word astronaut. I don’t get to call myself a pilot just because I flew on Southwest.

16.04.2025 14:16 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You’ll take me using Taylor Swift lyrics out of my cold dead hands.

09.04.2025 23:48 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Judge robe.

09.04.2025 23:45 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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09.04.2025 15:49 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Not when he’s David Lynch Dune sexy like that it doesn’t.

09.04.2025 13:51 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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My response every time a vendor asks if I’m going to RSA.

09.04.2025 13:50 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Military grade Meshtastic

05.04.2025 16:11 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Rick Astley covering Pink Pony Club is a nice surprise for the month.

07.03.2025 15:37 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1