L.A.: @amcinematheque.bsky.social screening of Megan Seely's brilliant PUDDYSTICKS, a comedy about navigating trauma and a movie I'm proud to be in: Wed March 18th, 9:30 pm, Los Feliz 3. Get in on this future cult classic on the ground floor!
www.americancinematheque.com/now-showing/...
Commentary: Anyone Else Have Those Weird Dreams Where Sobbing Future Generations Beg You To Change Course?
It used to be harder to see the fnords
They used to make you work for it
Recall: SAMIT Youth Multi-Purpose Helmets; The recalled helmets violate the mandatory safety standard for bicycle helmets. Get refund. www.cpsc.gov/Recalls/2026...
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a garfield panel where jon is staring all depressed and garfield asks “need any help?” nermal is not present.
getting the newspaper has changed my relationship to art
It's completely stupid that someone will probably die today because the hospital forgot how to use paper.
Meanwhile, I'm thinking back to the late 90s when I worked at a grocery store and we had battery/solar powered calculators and price lookup sheets so that the store could still run if the power was out or the POS system was dead.
And people wonder why I say "don't computer".
And now that he's no longer wasting his time on having a fun social life, he can do what really matters to him.
Yeah, but you see, his genius is that the can also ask the AI to play the games for him as if he had the largest game night on the planet, but not just that, he can do it at scale many times over, and then read an efficient summary of what he would have enjoyed.
A photo of an ice cream machine with a sign reading, "Anything is possible with ice cream." Beneath that is a hand lettered sign reading, "No ice cream".
2026 basically
Soviet-style planned and centralized economy. Why is Mississippi so anti-business?
Don’t talk to me or my son ever again
Grainy photo of a roadside billboard featuring a man surrounded by roses and chocolate candies, with the caption of Tyrone Lewis Sheriff Happy Valentine's Day.
Never forget when the Hinds County sheriff wished us a happy Valentine's Day via a roadside billboard.
When you start looking at it, big tech is a weird mix of ad tech, marketing tech, and things that give abusive people a lot of power over their victims, but I repeat myself.
Just make a web site.
Louie hard at work saying "hi" in weird ways and chuckling
incorrect: linking to the release notes page when you say you are linking to the downloads page, and the link to the real downloads page is buried in a paragraph, and when you finally figure out where to click, it has a downloads page with links back to the release notes page for each version
correct: linking to the downloads page when you say you are linking to the downloads page, and that page has a link to the release notes for each version as a link next to each release
Dear valued vendor:
We have converted your scummy subscription licensing scheme into a perpetual license.
WebMD is cheaper, and usually just as accurate.
Windows 11 makes a lot more sense when you realize Bill Gates hung around Epstein.
A major driver of inflation these days is actually cloud subscriptions.
Health Experts Warn Americans Not Sensually Eating Enough Fruit
Health Experts Warn Americans Not Sensually Eating Enough Fruit https://theonion.com/health-experts-warn-americans-not-sensually-eating-enough-fruit/
The hand of a person installing a tip-over prevention kit on a TV. Pauly Pylon - a sentient football pylon and Frankie Football - a sentient football are cheering the person as they go. Pauly chants "Anchor It! Anchor kit!" Frankie starts the chant right, but towards the end garbles the words. The text reads: Tough to chant. Easy to install. If you have kids at home, make sure your TVs and furniture are anchored to the wall.
The Unusually Large Football Game is coming!
If you're buying a new TV, make sure you pick up a tip-over prevention kit, too!
I'm not saying it's an L-Display, but I'm also not not saying that. hackaday.com/2026/01/06/p...
According to Microsoft, your dog's name is now CoPilot.
Microsoft is going to rename Windows 10 to Copilot to force people to downgrade to Windows 11.
