So Philip Glass just joined TikTok. He only has like 4 posts and they’re simply him in what I assume is his living room playing the piano. First comment on one I saw was “your piano is too close to the fireplace, you’ll dry it out” and if that’s not the internet in a nutshell I don’t know what is.
06.03.2026 03:10
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goodnight to all peoples
06.03.2026 04:18
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A kitchen counter with a cursed square waffle and cursed waffle iron on it with that “optimally packed 17 squares” layout that is deeply unsettling to look at. The outer parts are aligned to a square but there are 7 squares in the middle at various angles and it looks like complete nonsense but it is in fact the most compact way to store 17 squares in a larger square.
I have no idea where this came from and whoever made it should go to jail.
You may not like it, but this is the optimal way to construct a waffle with exactly 17 squares.
06.03.2026 00:41
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Yeah, when engineers and data-intensive companies are having trouble creating the right traceability to understand how LLMs informed decision-making, I don’t have high hopes City Hall is going to do this.
04.03.2026 21:19
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Ottathan
04.03.2026 12:19
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When I was at TCI he left us a voicemail after reading one of our policy papers where he asked us to give him a call back before five, awkwardly paused, then added “or the next day.” The entire flow of that sentence remains etched in my mind.
04.03.2026 04:59
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One of my favorite depictions is in Penny Dreadful - not visually per se, but because the character never changes at any point across the seasons, never grows, etc. Other characters are intrigued but ultimately grow bored of him as they slowly realize this.
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Sorry, sir. If it’s any consolation, one time a field organizer set up an event on our behalf, we had about ~50 RSVPs, invited our actual funder as an example of the regional events we were doing, and literally no one showed on the day. None except the funder.
04.03.2026 01:15
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Brilliant. An expat im Dubai has a startling revelation, by @stephencollins.bsky.social
03.03.2026 19:20
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I love how everyone is trying to educate on how legit a nice guy the Scat Man was. Tbh he could have been a total piece of shit and I’d be fine with his embezzling if he used scat like verbal chaff; I know I’m not good enough to stay on target.
03.03.2026 22:40
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The Jack Chick comic meme of Jesus telling the truth and people not being able to handle it.
03.03.2026 22:34
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“I'm just a small-town girl who moved to the big city with big dreams just to find out the only way to make it in the big city is to shake it.”
03.03.2026 00:46
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Her name is Hope, ser
03.03.2026 00:41
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If only
03.03.2026 00:38
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We’re just innocent men
02.03.2026 22:54
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Yeah, as a reply guy the past couple months have been a steady decline of joy in my feed - I can only imagine what your experience has been.
02.03.2026 23:55
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This is gym law
02.03.2026 23:52
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I don't see how there can be a future republic without tribunals for regime criminals
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Photo of a woman wearing a shoulder brace. Caption: Shoulder Pain is Not From Sleeping Wrong. Meet The Real Enemy
I will destroy her
01.03.2026 03:58
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Whale fact
big!
wow!
02.03.2026 01:02
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So many of these people have comms playbooks that haven’t been adjusted in over a decade, written with the goal of “least disruption” rather than any value-based origins, and while always cowardly this administration is making it obvious how *ineffective* they are too.
01.03.2026 05:20
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trainee white mage smoking a salem mild and begrudgingly casting Cure2
03.11.2023 03:06
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Another way Richmond is Little Philly and vice versa
01.03.2026 02:02
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You and the team are so damn cool, Flavor Flav.
28.02.2026 18:48
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scrawny 18-year-old about to fall out of an army helicopter over tehran: this is so epic. this is totally sigma, right babe?
AI e-girl operated by a balding intelligence officer in virginia: that's right baby, Iran is totally cringe
10.01.2024 14:09
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David Lynch saying ‘One day, the sadness will end. But I don’t think today’s the day.’
28.02.2026 08:33
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“we can more or less dismiss the apocryphal ‘Joe,’ seeing as no living soul or descendant has come to claim the mantle”
No longer. I have returned for what is mine.
28.02.2026 05:30
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野鳥がたくさん描かれたスマホ壁紙用イラスト
壁紙
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Frieren. Yuri on Ice. Haikyu.
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