Jeff (The Dizeez'D)

One of these days I'm going to remember that "ahegao" and "ahoge" are two very distinct things.

I looked up the probability of guessing each answer and it turns out it was 1 in 16.8 million.

I play the lottery a little more often nowadays.

When I finished the quiz, it told me I had gotten each question right, 12 questions with four multiple choice answers. I went back and guessed differently just to be sure the quiz wasn't broken. It told me I got some answers wrong the second time.

My mother rented The Sound of Music on VHS when I was a kid and I didn't really pay any attention to it besides a few scenes.

A few years ago I saw an online quiz for the movie.

I thought it would be funny to take a quiz on a movie I knew next to nothing about.

What is Mario's favorite type of pant?

Denim denim denim.

😂

Happy MAR10 DAY!

The_Dizeezd - Twitch 🔴LET'S FINISH THIS! Not much of RE9 left! | Ask me about the high school liquor incident | !discord

Let's get RE9 wrapped up and move onto the next horror! twitch.tv/the_dizeezd

Kind of depressed

Need happy gifs pls

At this point I've lost track of how many lawsuits are going on. Isn't everyone suing everyone else?

What is the most difficult NES game you've played?

Twitch Twitch is the world

Back to zambie-land
🔴RE nemesis

twitch.tv/the_dizeezd

Sometimes you just have to watch Bob Ross.

I remember the time I messaged Green Giant on Facebook.

My mind just imagined someone having a problem with naming a beekeeper.

"And you there, what do you do?"

"I keep bees."

"Ah yes. Henceforth you shall be known as...a beekeeper."

Probably the same guy that named "fireplace". 😂

Grandpa Joe was a piece of shit

The_Dizeezd - Twitch 🔴CELEBRATING 9 GAMES IN THIS SERIES! | Ask me about the pink-haired dominatrix | !discord

LET'S GOOOOOOO REQUIEM

twitch.tv/the_dizeezd

WORST JUMPSCARE of ALL - Playing Resident Evil Requiem #jumpscares #horror #residentevilrequiem YouTube video by The DiZeeZ'D

I literally pulled a neck muscle for this and had to lie down. youtube.com/shorts/Bgw0w...

If you went back in time to 1990 and told everyone about the state.of technology now--electric cars with AI, phones with the capability of a full computer, thin TVs with extreme resolution--everyone would be in awe and would want it.

Do we feel the same about today, now?

What do you miss about the 90s?

For some reason, the smell of movie rental stores.

Well this is what I got in the Gunnar mystery box ....

So what is tik tok Tako?

With baseball you have a ball and bases.

With basketball you have a ball and a basket.

With football, nevermind that one.

But wtf do you curl in curling?

I mean wouldn't it be called "melting"? Cause that's what you do.

I mean

how TF do you get into curling anyways

Oh today's Mardi Gras

Uh. Happy Mardi Gras.

After several years, I've decided I'm done running potato stuff for my potato stream.
I built an absolute frankenstein with PCs that are definitely past their prime, and I'm done with a 2-PC setup. It's far too complicated to deal with.
For that reason I won't be on stream for the next week or so.

That reminds me of one Christmas season where there was this sickly, sweet mint-like smell in the area. It induced a headache.

When you doomscroll so hard you go back to posts from last year

Twitch Twitch is the world

Trying some new stuff!

THE HEADLINERS

twitch.tv/the_dizeezd

I still remember the day I ran into a wall and verbally apologized to it.

I asked ChatGPT a question about the Xbox 360's massive power brick and why it was so big.

This was part of its response and one of the most hilarious ones I've read.