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Jeppe Roi Kristensen

@jeppek.dk

Dotnet developer. Husband. Father of 3. Ex wannabe rock star (at least in my own mind). Takes a picture everytime I get a haircut and send it to my wife (Hence my profile photo)

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I wrote a database query without AI.

05.03.2026 15:11 πŸ‘ 204 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 19 πŸ“Œ 4
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Anyone Else Have Those Weird Dreams Where Sobbing Future Generations Beg You To Change Course? The human subconscious is such an interesting thing. No matter how much you think you’ve got it figured out, it’ll always spit out the most random stuff. Take me, for example. After coming home from a...

Commentary: Anyone Else Have Those Weird Dreams Where Sobbing Future Generations Beg You To Change Course?

02.03.2026 18:10 πŸ‘ 7711 πŸ” 1437 πŸ’¬ 89 πŸ“Œ 62

Teams and printers. The bane of all software developers

02.03.2026 08:51 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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En mΓ₯ske lidt negativ ladet vinkel. For en der bor i HΓΈrning er det da en relativ god nyhed. :)

01.03.2026 10:27 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Nu hΓΈrer alt da op

28.02.2026 20:39 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Love how dramatic this part of my oh-my-posh setup is when the laptop is not completely charged

26.02.2026 08:01 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Jeg fik ogsΓ₯ en advarsel en gang. Det var helt ved siden der ikke kun en, der var nΓ¦rmest ikke andet end spΓΈgelsesbililster. De var meget ubehΓΈvlede.

25.02.2026 13:19 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

But at least he wont break out a sweat.

20.02.2026 12:31 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Min datter skal lære at chikanere komikere

13.02.2026 16:05 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

File based apps really offers a good oppurtunity for alternatives to shell scripts. Especially in combination with projects like SimpleExec, Spectre.Console and TruePath #dotnet

09.02.2026 10:16 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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NΓ₯ede lige at tΓ¦nke. Er Gary Busey med til OL?

09.02.2026 09:04 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a large ship is sinking in the ocean ALT: a large ship is sinking in the ocean
06.02.2026 22:55 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Thanks for the input I'll dive into SourceLink.

05.02.2026 15:31 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If i use donet pack to publish nuget packages with symbol packages to a local drive. Is there a way to make Jetbrains Rider pick up the location of the snupkg and use that for debugging and not decompiling? #rider #jetbrains

04.02.2026 11:12 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Stort tillykke til alle racerkΓΈrerne derude med den store dag

02.02.2026 18:13 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a man with long black hair is standing next to a man in a suit . ALT: a man with long black hair is standing next to a man in a suit .
02.02.2026 09:23 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Me and my wife was trying to convince our 5 year old to eat more vegetables. As i said to her "All we are saying. Is give peas a chance"

30.01.2026 13:16 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Tools don’t make great software, thinking does, and every time we outsource understanding to a tool, whether it’s a framework or an AI, we quietly accept worse outcomes later.

30.01.2026 11:47 πŸ‘ 26 πŸ” 12 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Vi har gjort betaling meget, meget nemt FΓ₯ mobilbetaling med MobilePay-appen, sΓ₯ du nemt kan betale med mobilen i enhver situation - fra mobilbetaling i fysiske butikker og webshops til mobilbetaling af abonnementer og regninger. Du kan og...

Studser lidt over linket og at der er et tegn med der ser "rigtigt" ud. For linket er for ΓΈjnene der ser MobilePay.dk

Dømmer ingen der ville hoppe i denne fælde

30.01.2026 11:45 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Ja den bruger de fleste tricks i bogen. Da jeg fik sms'en havde jeg halvanden time før "mit MobilePay ville blive spærret"

Lidt syndt at man sΓ₯ let kan spoofe et telefonnummer.

30.01.2026 07:17 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Jeg mΓ₯ hellere skynde mig. 🀣

29.01.2026 21:29 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

WΓΈrdle #1481 3/6

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28.01.2026 19:34 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Det kan jeg ikke accepterer

28.01.2026 19:19 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Hov hov hov hov hov hov! :)

28.01.2026 08:06 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Of cause LinqPad (beta 9) has the best editor for dotnet 10 file based apps.

#linqpad

27.01.2026 21:41 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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21.01.2026 18:10 πŸ‘ 42 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

WΓΈrdle #1475 3/6

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🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

22.01.2026 18:54 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Hvis jorden ikke er udryddet om 15 Γ₯r tror jeg at mine bΓΈrn vil spΓΈrge. Hvad fanden havde i gang I?

22.01.2026 13:55 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Det er jo helt godnat.

20.01.2026 21:48 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Frodo: I wish so much unbelievably stupid shit had not happened in my time

Gandalf: So do all who live to see such times. This is all exceptionally stupid, though

Frodo: I wish so much unbelievably stupid shit had not happened in my time Gandalf: So do all who live to see such times. This is all exceptionally stupid, though

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