bentley ΘΔ

it's a ~3.5km walk with a bell curve shaped profile, good 45 minute wake-up in the morning actually

pleased to have started walking to work recently as Central is still closed and will be for a while & the train commuters are all taking the bus instead

you're allowed to lock the door & pretend you're not in, in fact it would be positively polite compared to inviting oneself round

I will make my house disappear before anyone can Just Come Over. there will be an empty space where it once stood and you will never see or hear of me again

I Got My Ass Kicked By Charles Entertainment Cheese At His Eponymous Restaurant

Picture of red shield with Hen wearing pants

Nooit niet kunnen lachen om het wapen van Hensbroek.

Dark Side of the Moon prism image but the light is refracting off Jeff Bezos' big shiny bald head

a lifted gmc whatever the fuck truck adorned in a palestine vinyl wrap and flags and such. hello kitty. things of that nature

while visiting a friend i witnessed this truck. the back read "REDNECKS SUPPORT PALESTINE" and the israel flag has a big red cancel with "FUCK ZIONISM" under it. incredible.

transition goal: trace impurities in molten iron

sleeper train from Berlin to Paris via Belgium called the Schlafen Plan

❕❗️Urgently looking for cyber security OR general IT positions friendly to a student background in offensive security❕❗️(Remote or Glasgow area only)

Without the money for certs, I am struggling to find anything, even over A THOUSAND applications later. More details below

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working on making kidney stones so when i piss on your car it scratches the paint too

it was delicious and there was much of it. i am spherical in the south african manner

the concoction has been baked and has become a delicious dish of bobotie, the south african specialty

bobotie complete

a casserole dish containing a milky yellow liquid substance with hints of darker solid materials lurking in its depths. On top are four neatly arranged bay leaves.

the concoction has been prepared for the big oven

a frying pan on a hob, containing a mixture of mince and spices and sultanas, with lumps of white bread mixed in too. A wooden spoon sticks out at a jaunty angle.

strange things are afoot in the kitchen of Bentley Racune Esq.

Jimmy Buffett captains the Margaritaville cruise ship, preserved inside it forever in a sort of Mr House situation

The Hog and the Hare 🦔🐇

Oh, the grand old duke of york
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the predator formerly known as Prince

The template above, with a nuclear explosion in the background. The parents are speaking part of the lyrics to System of a Down’s “Boom!”, from their 2002 album “Steal This Album!”, Mum: MANUFACTURING CONSENT IS THE NAME OF THE GAME Dad: THE BOTTOM LINE IS MONEY, NOBODY GIVES A FUCK M: 4000 HUNGRY CHILDREN LEAVE US PER HOUR D: WHILE BILLIONS ARE SPENT ON BOMBS Both: CREATING DEATH SHOWERS

a green glass bottle of Snowball, a blend of lemonade, advocaat and lime

a glass tumbler containing the poured out contents of the bottle of Snowball, which is a creamy light yellow liquid with a very large frothy head

yumy egg and lemonade

cook your awesome buttplug lore

“Socarrat” inspired drawing of a fox. I’ve wanted to draw a series in this style for a long time to print and frame to decorate my home.

got the temu opiates

the other night i wrote the heading “chapter 2” in my writing app and then fell asleep, so i am working quite hard on it

Four (4) drawings of a raccoon man standing in various ways

Very normal raccoon man

A downy woodpecker sits on a spruce on a sunny winter day. "Ahh... Febuary" it says. Close up on it correcting "Febrary" then "Febberary..." then finally "Frebrury"

Ferbruary #oldknees