Every lengthy write-up on "lessons learned" after someone lets an AI process delete their database or all their emails reads like this to me
Every lengthy write-up on "lessons learned" after someone lets an AI process delete their database or all their emails reads like this to me
Title: "Unprepared for a Regrettable Luncheon! (With apologies to Kelly)" In the visual style of famed The Onion cartoonist Stan Kelly, Superintendent Chalmers is having lunch with Principal Skinner, who is menacingly placing a tray of hamburgers and fries upon the table, which greatly upsets Chalmers. Beneath one of the hamburgers is a wrapper bearing the text "Obviously grilled fast food". Chalmers [labelled as "Disappointed guests"]: "B-but... I thought we were having steamed CLAMS!!" Skinner [labelled as "Isometric exercising* odd fellows" - the asterisk refers to a footnote reading "Latest fad"]: "Oh, no, I made STEAMED HAMSโขยฎ! ยฉ1996 Skinner family All rights reserved" From within the clouds of smoke billowing from Skinner's kitchen (wherein an American flag can be seen burning) three heavenly beings gaze upon the scene disapprovingly: A pig labelled "Actual hams", Krusty the clown, labelled "Hard-working patent-holders", and a teenaged fry-cook labelled "Ignored sandwich artists". Lady Liberty peeks in the door and sheds a sad tear at this woeful scene. Kelly's obligatory artist cameo has him disgruntledly commenting "Seymour-a bore-e-malice."
Steamed Hams but it's a Kelly comic
(Yup that's right I still make "Steamed Hams but..." memes)
#simpsons #kelly #steamedhams
Many transition via DIY resources. I've never seen an endocrinologist or a psych because I don't want to go through a combative and adversarial diagnostic process to access what I need.
The healthcare risks are along the lines of "increased risk of breast cancer because I have breasts now."
PANEL 1: The IMPORTANT PUNDIT is standing on a soapbox with a megaphone on the street. One or two people are watching. He motions with his thumb behind himself. PUNDIT: Hello! WHAT IF Mattie had all of "her" skin ripped off in one big piece like a clementine? PUNDIT: This is "its" house by the way! PANEL 2: MATTIE, sitting on her couch with a book. The voice from the megaphone comes from outside. VO: What if someone did that. Just if anyone has a big knife, for doing the thing I talked about. I'm just wondering aloud! PANEL 3: MATTIE leans out the window, yelling. MATTIE: Get bent, asshole! PANEL 4: Back on the PUNDIT. everyone is raising a knife of some sort. PUNDIT: Can you believe that language? PERSON IN CROWD: SO uncivil. PERSON IN CROWD: Let's go up there with our blades
so uncivil | patreon.com/lubchansky
wait how, i could've sworn it is him
Not that you give a fuck but here He Is
i'm really excited to get mine :3
aaa this is cute
pregnancy is already basically body horror, how did you manage to make it even worse
graph of programming languages by percent of programmers identifying as LGBTQ. Rust is way in the lead at a whopping 55% with the next highest being zig at 30%, followed by a smooth curve with haskell being at 28% and typescript being at 25%. more languages are listed but it is mostly uninteresting.
i love this graph
Gay's Anatomy
Tfw you still have some edge cases to fix in your procedural locomotion system #gamedev
Introducing FragCoord: My ultimate shader editing tool!
wow so tiny
Screenshot of the dotMeow Kickstarter goal having been met
WE HIT THE GOAL AND THEN SOME
Thank you all SO much! Everyone who helped, signal boosted and especially donated!
And remember that you can still pledge if you missed it :3
kickstarter.dotmeow.org
Thank you again, so much.
Now... We can get to work!
I mean it's possible, but like why would anyone do that? unless it was a quick hack to get it working
> Fixed a crash on Linux when opening a folder without Nautilus installed
How do you even manage to have that bug in the first place?
A two panel comic. In the first panel, Bex is talking to her neurodivergent friends. As she yaps away, the text reads: wow I'm literally so good at talking to people. Autism who? Social anxiety whomst? I'm so fun and everyone likes me! In the second panel, Bex is stressed out while attempting to talk to a stranger. She says, "wow that's so cool! Omg that's really cool! Cool! That's cool!" While thinking, "oh my fucking God help help help stop saying cool! I'm so boring! I can't believe how terrible I am at this!"
Turns out I'm still autistic after all /j
facebook memory photo: a car odometer that reads โ80085 kmโ caption: Odometer reached BOOBS km September 8, 2015 with Matt Thank you Matt, for your aid in capturing this joyous memory on camera.
one day, my coworker called me at 10AM asking if i could pick him up from the hospital after a kidney stone and i was like โlmao oh boy you really donโt have anyone else to call do youโ and that was also the day my odometer rolled over to BOOBS KM so anyway this is our 10th valentineโs day together
well, yeah, it turns out most women don't actually like transphobia bcos transphobia is just sexism.
Doom running on a monochrome CRT on an IBM 486 cash register
sorry let me try this again *ahem*
playing doom *on* my cash register
it's kinda understandable tbh
don't think i ever posted this here? eevee with the zoomies
This is the splash I did for Krita from 5.2.3 to 5.2.15. Full version can be found on my website in my profile info. The next splash is coming soon, too!
PANEL 1: MATTIE, looking at her phone, talking to someone offscreen. MATTIE: Hey, did you see this big list that got published? VO: No! What is it. PANEL 2: MATTIE, raising her eyebrows. MATTIE: Looks like there's an undercover cabal of draculas and other ghouls that seemingly kind of runs the entire world AND is responsible for every shitty thing that's happened for like, two decades. Huh. PANEL 3: MATTIE, looking at the person she's been talking to, who appears to be some sort of dracula. THE DRACULA: Have you read the whole thing yet? MATTIE: No, why? PANEL 4: Another GHOUL appears on the other side of MATTIE. DRACULA: I was just going to say it's probably not that big of a deal who's on there, actually. GHOUL: Classic over-reaction.
who runs the world | patreon.com/lubchansky
Huh so the CRC of the IDAT chunk is just hardcoded as 4 0x00?
An image saved this way may not work in decoders that check the CRC
drawing of two girls, one saying: โkissing that girl who overthinks things. mwwwah. right on the lips no more thinking for u beautifulโ
this works on me btw