David Koloski

god i hate orange site so much

it is only computer and i am a beautiful person

CURSE OF RAWR 𓃩𓃦𓃡𓃬𓄇𓄂𓃒𓃗𓃘𓃙𓃝𓃯𓃰𓃱𓃲𓃴𓃵𓃷𓃸𓃹𓃺𓃻

any tips for the best way to writhe in pain?

It That Was Stuck Behind The Washing Machine

i'm very fortunate that magic isn't real because if it were i'd spend all of my free time wizardposting

impl trait has gradually become one of the worst parts of Rust by far

i pulled the $90 ancient tomb from edge of eternities and i'm just coasting on that for the foreseeable future

more importantly i pulled the eternity elevator and actually stationed it up to 20

An epaper display showing the time, date, and a joke. At the bottom, a progress bar is labeled “2026 is 6.0% over!”.

got some more work done on my epaper display project

you can use your powers for good

Calvin and Hobbes "Playing X?" meme: "Programming mario? I'll show you something interesting." "The two axes of personality are Wario and Luigi. All items fall along these axes. Mario? Neither Wario nor Luigi. Waluigi? Both." "Yeah..." "Objective C? Luigi. C++? Wario. Python? Mario. Javascript? Waluigi." "Despite being low-level and strongly typed, Rust is actually Luigi."

the main reason i don’t like seeing llm pull requests is because it removes the human connection. you can compensate for this with flattery, which is suitably distracting for a guy like me.

when the doctor told me i needed to have my appendix removed the first thing i thought was "maybe i'll wake up from the anesthesia feeling really well rested"

awesome github CI

evil and intimidating dependency

fixing my arch installation has slowly become my “do a little bit every day” zen gardening activity. today i made a systemd unit to mount my NAS samba share of MP3s on login, and fixed an ALSA issue that was showing up in my bevy logs.

Clair Obscur has made me appreciate how quickly Silksong kills me

I’ll do it when everyone can finally agree on X11 or Wayland so I don’t have to write twice as much code for windowing and input

I wanted to like monster train but it seemed too easy after a run or two (coming from a slay the spire enjoyer). Does the difficulty ramp up more over time?

congraulations to all of the winner at the game awards!

advent of code has finally forced me to learn the tiniest possible bit of ILP

“how much do you like northernlion” could be a DSM diagnostic criteria

is the talos principle really all laser puzzles

self.appendix = None;

you can just *write* software

okay it turns out it was actually dbus's fault which was actually gnome's fault

systemd is going to kill me

learning rust is like drinking the dune poison because you have a powerful psychic experience and then you find out if you're the only person who did it and survived who was still a man

i wasn't sold at first, but i think i'm starting to see the allure of punching a wall with your full strength now

okay have fun making good slideshows! don't forget to practice and speak more slowly!

9. "don't read directly from your slides" is approximately incorrect. you shouldn't literally put the words you intend to say on your slides, but your slides should summarize what you're saying succinctly. your speech WILL inevitably confuse people, but your text can fix that and catch them back up.