lmaooo you were NOT kidding about the level from a different game part. insane tonal whiplash from the gideon fight. i hope i disagree with you about the 2 hours of bullshit part tho
lmaooo you were NOT kidding about the level from a different game part. insane tonal whiplash from the gideon fight. i hope i disagree with you about the 2 hours of bullshit part tho
pan of cute biscuits decorated to look like faces
same pan baked, a horrific fucked up mass of evil
how it started/how it's going
Weβre just innocent men
I'm in here!! Let's get it done folks πͺ
DEAR STUPID PENPAL gives βstar-crossed loversβ a whole new meaning. If you want a little hope in your horror, you should give DSP a read.
(pub. by @tenebrouspress.bsky.social)
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Their romance seems doomed from the start. As the Hephaestus speeds up, and the time distortion makes it so that a month, a year, a decade passes by on Earth for every day on Finchβs ship, the crewβs penpals start to die. Every one except for Aku. More than 100 years later, heβs still there.
And even then, heβs kind of ambivalent about having a penpal to begin with. But as the two talk, they start to bond, and after the Hephaeustus engages its hyperdrive, Finch learns that time isnβt passing the same for him as it is for Aku. Things start getting weird at near-FTL speeds.
Atticus βFinchβ Davani is a reluctant passenger on the Hephaestus, a scientific research vessel on a long-haul journey out of our solar system. He hates being an astronaut, he hates his crew mates, and he hates space. All he has is his corporate mandated penpal back on Earth, Aku.
βwhich was my first exposure to what Iβm assuming is called horromance [and if it isnβt, it should be]). DEAR STUPID PENPAL surprised me, because while thereβs cosmic terror and terrifying implications regarding the infinite nature of space and time, DSP is a love story. And itβs very cute.
DEAR STUPID PENPAL, by @rascalhartley.bsky.social
If I had a nickel for every time I read an epistolary horror novel where two men fall in love, Iβd have two nickels, which isnt a lot, but its cool that it happened twice. (Shoutout to @lormaggot.ca & @shelleylavigne.bsky.social 's Flesh of the Seaβ
Picture of Marjane Satrapi alongside a quote from her. The quote reads: The world is not divided into countries. The world is not divided between East and West. You are American, I am Iranian, we don't know each other, but we talk together and we understand each other perfectly. The difference between you and your government is much bigger than the difference between you and me. And the difference between me and my government is much bigger than the difference between me and you. And our governments are very much the same... - Marjane Satrapi, Iranian-French graphic novelist
Thinking about this quote from Persepolis creator Marjane Satrapi again.
As this is an American History class, we will spend all of our time on the wars that America "won," mysteriously running out of time before we can cover the latest 40 years, a period in which your country has persistently lost every war it fought. (my comic from Married To The Sea, still online and updating regularly)
Even so, Popstar is still one of my all-time favorite comedies.
this should be illegal. after five hours of shoveling snow yesterday i get to chip away at the SOLID ICE that is encasing my car
a normal amount of snow
pacific drive is a way better adaption of roadside picnic than the S.T.A.L.K.E.R. games
DA SKLETON ANGEL APPEAR'S TO U.... "THEY SAID I WOULDENT SUCCEED, THEY WERE RIGHT, IT WAS TOO HARD, I GOT BORED " BUT MOST PEOPLES IDEA OF SUCCESS IS HAVIN A BIG GROSS BEIGE HOUSE . A BIG GROSS GREY CAR . ALOT OF EXPENSIVE GREY CLOTHE'S. IMPRESSING THE WORST GUY AT YOUR JOB .,THINKING A TREE IS JUST MONEY THAT HASNT BEEN CUT DOWN AND PRINTED YET. THINKING A FROG IS JUST A ASSHOLE THATS IN THE WAY OF THE TREE THATS YOURS TO TAKE. BILLION'S OF YEAR'S OF EXISTENCE OF EARTH HAS FINALLY ALLOWED HER KING TO BE BORN AND ITS THE GUY WITH THE MOST MONEY, HE GETS TO BE IN CHARGE, AND HE THINKS WOMEN SHOULDNT BE ALLOWED TO DRINK LIQUIDS WITHOUT THERE HUSBANDS PERMISSION. THE LONGER THIS SITUATION CONTINUES THE BRIGHTER THE FLAME WHEN THE RICH AND THEIR HOARDED WEALTH ARE ALL BURNED FOR FUEL AND PLEASURE- DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
FUCK IT - dashare.zone ADMIN
Huh, this has not reached its cap yet...
i had to explain to my friend that this song from popstar was based on an actual song and not just a funny bit. the look on his face when i showed him the original song was v funny
reading about the effects of cutting USAID. i think a painting of elon musk should be hung in public for everyone to see. a painting of elon musk should be put up against a wall and shot with a nice camera
what the fuck are you talking about netflix
Cartoon: If anyone in Chicago knows this school or an anti ICE organization affiliated with them I would be happy to donate this art. I only wish I could have fully Sal Buscema-ed that punch :)
haven't made much progress on my novella about the horrors because every time i try to write it forces me to think about the horrors
Cosmic Dyke Patrol by Lor Gislason on the Little Ghosts shelf! A purple cover featuring a queer couple in front of a bear monster.
We love it when a pal lands on the shelf!
COSMIC DYKE PATROL is here- in both locations, online, and in the Little Ghosts Monthly subscription this month. This queer adventure book has monsters, grief, cosmic horror and more.
Get the latest from the ever talented @lormaggot.ca !
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in ten-fifteen years this girl is going to be famous and i'm going to be like "i always knew she would go places. i saw her draw an amazing bowsette when she was 7"
there's this girl in my program who's an amazing artist who doesn't play video games but she DOES follow a youtuber who makes video game art tutorials. i saw her drawing a sick looking hornet from hollow night and i asked her if she knew someone who played the game and she was like "what game"
80s font meme that says "Time for Butlerian Jihad"
Big big big congrats and thanks and hugs to my friend @lormaggot.ca, a true honor to publish their weird sicko shit. Go buy COSMIC DYKE PATROL!!!
the front cover of cosmic dyke patrol with some blurbs
Well, ghouls! The time is finally here! Lor Gislasonβs COSMIC DYKE PATROL is out now through Ghoulish Books. Glorious goopy sex! Romantic body horror! Strange otherworldly creatures! This book has it all! Get it here: ghoulish.rip/who-ya-gonna...
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