cole

liverpool somehow also liverpool

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gonna make this last the next 3 years by turning the boiler off

heating oil, because we live in a weird place that has no gas lines

oil delivery scheduled for tomorrow, and you'll be completely surprised to know that its exponentially more expensive than normal and if i lived near a volcano i'd jump in

might start smoking sausages like they're cigars as my midlife crisis activity

christ, see you in the poke and in random facebook posts in 6 months time

gonna watch liverpool lose tonight from the gym so that my tears can fuel my workout

you don't hear much about wet heaving

thats bluesky viral

storing my "joey bartoff" joke for when he dies one day

i absolutely do not, im never in anything other than a tracksuit or maybe jeans and converse if its very posh

workwear guy can shut his beautiful mouth they look great

basically the person who invented this drug was clearly neurodivergent and needed to ground themselves

this is really funny but its made me think of the time i tried ecstacy in my late teens and felt comfortable in my own skin and confidently in control for the first time in my life

if you love harry styles so much why don't you just marry him?

someone on instagram has invented pootein bars

“the children of the people we did harm to are still mad at us so we are gonna do the same thing again and hope their children change their minds”

wet ass publictransport

broad spectrum of hairlines on show here

i love these

just seen a bus called warwickshire executive travel (wet)

my mate leonard there is famous for restoring a scrap 1970’s mercedes he bought for £20, stopping late at night to take a wee in a lay-by, weeing on his badly fitted headlight and electrocuting his parts

hold hands lads gang

me in another decade

big tech company owners are that bad at making friends that they’re making it the rest of the worlds problem

i've reached peak dad, every time i see a video of an army boat i think how inefficient it must be on fuel

that false hope is a killer

my favourite kind of its

council tax is increasing