Corey Roberts

Kurt Vonnegut stop being so applicable to all time periods of American life, you can’t do that Kurt Vonnegut, your insights are too evergreen Kurt Vonnegut

you really needed ai to tell you what that means?

i don't think the leagues should act like they're in competition to one another but if we were going to pick at that bone i think a more relevant data point is that the fall classic last year was an all-timer knock-down 7 game brawler and the super bowl we just watched was a prolonged wet fart

starting a hate mail campaign against any news org that mentions the MCU in the first... let's say six paragraphs of their robert redford obit

rip paul walker you would’ve loved geese

Dude I’m married

a cartoon of a man with glasses and the words bwaaahh written above him . ALT: a cartoon of a man with glasses and the words bwaaahh written above him .

what's BWAA?

The Braves or their stadium shouldn’t be allowed on national TV until they can go 90 minutes without 40,000 hicks doing the chop

I've heard from a reliable source that jomboy actually uncovered a new cheating scandal and this is MLB paying them off.

i came here to reply the same exact thing 🫡

i've listened to you since first album, you even put me on the guest list for T.T. the Bear's Place back in 2012, but count me as one of those who is disappointed

Don't "pat pat" like Son Goku would on the first date though, unless there is consent I guess

Tadpopes

Pope tadpoles

How do you know that for sure?

Oh so when toads do it it’s okay but when a raccoon does it???

lol this made me look it up and sure enough i was mispronouncing it in my head, but i am not a professional newscaster

i watched a video of this recently and it looks sick

i can still hear/feel the little "pop" noise those speakers made when you twisted the volume to turn them on.

Seeing all these stupid ai action figure posts reminded me that I did an action figure thing for a possible @therupertselection shirt but we ended up going with a different single color design.

Somehow, the future is both going to be a dystopian techno sci-fi hellscape AND we're gonna have coal and measles and robber barons and a permanent underclass.

Philip K. Dickens

My mom is a medical assistant/secretary. Just narrowly escaped turning out like you freaks

Flyer for a rock and roll gig in Malden Massachusetts at Faces brewing company on April 12th featuring the shirts and shoes, the Rupert selection and vivid bloom and illustrations of some faces.

A gig poster for a gig at gulu gulu in Salem, MA featuring Reilly Somach with Derek ranch and friends Friday 4/4 at 8 featuring a guitar and a piano playing with themselves

If you need a flyer for anything, I’m your guy.

And if not I hope Deaner is catching a big fish

Big Jilm

Wide shot from high above the Fenway Park façade behind home plate shows an empty ballpark, with the exception of media on the warning track down the first base line. The sky is lighting up with the sunrise and the Fenway lights and video board are on. An Opening Day logo is painted behind home plate. A graphic banner at the bottom reads "Opening Day 2025- April 4, 2025- It's Sox Season."

Today baseball will be played here.

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