Molotov🏳️‍⚧️Cockatiel

queering grammar weirds society and i like this

grammar is a tool of the oppressor; deliberately violating that shit is a revolutionary act, when carried out with intent.

If someone breaks the law and nobody enforces it because of the offender’s power, then the law does not apply to the powerful, and the law, subordinated to power, is revealed as illegitimate in its helplessness and/or corruption.

The only permanent solution to toxic misogyny is to genetically engineer an apex race of "super gays" to rebalance the ecosystem.

I will NOT be elaborating on this plan of action. Thank you for the consideration.

Like ok not ALL Irish music is political, there's also "Ah shit, the fey" of course, but like, "tally-tally-whack-fol okay the English have stopped paying attention listen up boys" is maybe half of Irish folk music on its own.

plugging the neural link into your deck is the only thing missing from being Shadowrun

usb is so incredibly cursed at every level

real usb learning hours

thread is useful; this specific technique is something I'm familiar with from flat-earthers and antivax dipshits.

cosplaying as a child clomping around in dad's shoes ain't really my kink, but so long as it's consensual I guess I don't really have a reason to yuk their yum.

Me: I said kind words about you on Friday.
Colleague: Oh no. When you do that, this means there's going to be work I have to do.
Me: Look, don't make me be nice to you. I'll do it. Give you a hug so supportive.
Colleague: This sounds threatining but it's not. Help!

if you're putting chocolate and caramel in the same beverage, it requires a pecan or similar note in order to meld them, as per the classic "pecan turtle" candy. I don't recall seeing caramel and mocha presented together, but I prefer my coffee differently than that anyway.

the You Gotta Struggle pov is such a massacring of the idea that sometimes its worthwhile to read outside your norm bc you might discover you like something you never realized

but if reading is naught but pain for you, that doesn't make you a more cultured reader

we have a tool for this. it's called UTC and real systems engineers use it.

ok, we give http to the inhumans, sure.

who wants to meet up on gopher?

oh yeah I have that. it's why I habitually refer to problems as having 'the same shape' as other problems.

it is the most underwhelming memorial/monument/whatever that I've yet encountered.

it would have been way more fun to spend the extra time we wasted on that vacation at the living history Plimouth museum watching the blacksmith.

have you ever seen Plymouth rock in person? it’s a bullshit settler colonizer pebble.

🖊️ Walking by a graveyard and all I can think is "Damn, I need to rail someone in a graveyard."

switches have more fun anyway :3

consent is only possible if you can say 'no' and have it respected.

but then, I'm very sure that llms do not have, and cannot develop, "consciousness"

purchasing slave labor is wholly unethical as well.

people who say they're polite to the llm in case it's 'real' kinda disgust me tbh. feels like the "but the plantation owners cared for and fed their slaves" apologetics I got told as a kid by the lost cause racist shitheels.

"hi, yes, i'd like to book a consult with the Facial Team? yes, that's right... wait, this isn't for... oh, {10 second pause} no no, that's my mistake, I'm so embarrassed, i thought this was for something else... no no, i feel silly now"

*lines goes dead*

reclaiming "the ol' ball and chain" to refer to my wife because i love restraints and her

I think it would be a fantastic opportunity for one or more states to generate correct birth certs as replacements for 'lost' out of state ones.

this is certainly a way to make "wifi dongle" actually as dirty a concept as the word suggests.

you know

one time I implemented a keyboard that accepted morse code

and they do have kegel exercisers

this could go someplace very interesting

oh hey

mesht-ass-tic

the potential for ass-based mesh networking is fascinating...