Oglaf

an ultrasound image of a frankly pretty unsound baby

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aww. that makes me so happy.

a man reads a pamphlet about how to get too good at cunnelingus. Around him all is chaos and ruin. It's pretty much 'Ozymandias' but a pussy joke.

www.oglaf.com/pamphlets/

Ooo. Wasn't supposed to be, but yeah, they're definitely related

the Sandman comes in a window to distribute dreams. That sees like a weird job.

www.oglaf.com/zzz/

If dogs could read, I bet they'd choose not to.
Dog representation is pretty shitty in books.

Yes.
The most effective kind of crying.

“Astronaut” is ancient Greek for “Star Sailor”
But sadly that’s all we know about the ancient Greek space program.

New Oglaf: www.oglaf.com/bitesnstings/

yeah! Art by Trudy

Not this year, but we're hoping to take a new show to comedy fest in 2027

Ha!
Well alright! I will!

no plans at the moment, but I got dreams of taking live shows 'round the world

Hey!

It's such a great festival. We went for the first time a few years ago, got hooked

Yeah!
...I mean, lower your expectations. It's like a dumb hour of powerpoint.

flyer for a comedy show. A chicken fries an egg under the text 'only God can Judge me'

Anyone in Adelaide?
We're doing a comedy show at Fringe.
Not Oglaf, exactly, but by the same folks.
Come and say hi!
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Ha!

yeah having a guy down your urethra totally counts.
Perhaps he was just saying that to allay suspicion.

yeah us too.
I feel like we could totally ignore continuity if a strip came up.

Did anyone see the big game?
I didn’t.
Just a bunch of people running around.
If they’re not going to release big game onto the field, they shouldn’t call it that.

experienced freediver, perhaps

I don't remember exactly but it's not impossible it was initially a smuggle/snuggle pun.

a pants-smuggler commits illegal acts. As they do.

www.oglaf.com/britches/

Using non-union extras in your sex fantasies can lead to exploitation. Maybe you're into that though.

www.oglaf.com/bitpart/

little sexy guys do Aural. as in sex with earholes. Can't imagine that sounds great.

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He died surrounded by loved ones,
assuming he loved wolves.

the future arrives, which ought to calm uncertainty but somehow we always manage to generate more. A king consults an oracle and gets called a dickbag.

www.oglaf.com/mancy/

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It's some kind of lotion, I think. It promises to make your corpse way more flammable which is always something I've aspired to.

lotion