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Theo Priestley

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Narrative designer, world builder, lore goblin. Creator of TTRPG campaigns. Sci-fi, fantasy, horror, The Thing, Alien, Jaws, Star Wars, concept art books, movie/ game soundtracks, pasta, sushi, thai. Too many tattoos, not enough cats.

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Bondi Beached

06.03.2026 21:50 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

@manmademoon.bsky.social next movie? It’s long overdue.

06.03.2026 21:49 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You’re right, I shouldn’t have made light of this given how much I hate the tech industry.

06.03.2026 21:08 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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nw Wolf Creek

06.03.2026 21:05 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Time for The Pitt.

06.03.2026 19:57 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Still have mine. Love it.

06.03.2026 19:32 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Sextacles

06.03.2026 19:24 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I saw an article with the headline like β€œWhy Kurt Russell and Wyatt Russell play the same character in Monarch” and I’ve pretty much given up on entertainment β€œjournalism” forever.

06.03.2026 19:13 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

One of the advantages of Edinburgh (Scotland) is exactly this and I love it.

06.03.2026 19:05 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

living in a walkable city where you can get anywhere you need by walking, by bus, or train is goated in an economic collapsed based entirely on gas prices

06.03.2026 18:35 πŸ‘ 2928 πŸ” 272 πŸ’¬ 61 πŸ“Œ 29

You could adapt For The Dungeon or Wicked Ones and be the dungeon rather than the monsters?

The video game Dungeon Keeper was similar to those too.

Defo sounds cool to turn the dungeon into a character all of their own!

06.03.2026 18:04 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Shut down my Mastodon account, people left Twitter originally when Musk took over but it’s gone downhill since those years.

Honestly, we don’t need β€œtown squares” anymore.

06.03.2026 17:50 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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There’s been rumours circulating since 2019 of a new theatrical trilogy of β€˜V’ by the original creator, Kenneth Johnson and if it keeps all the themes of resistance, fascist aliens, Hitler Youth and doesn’t mess about, then I’m all in.

06.03.2026 17:44 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

A generic sci-fi buddy movie with predator cosplay.

06.03.2026 17:34 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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The $100 Billion OpenAI-Nvidia Deal Is Not Happening The deal that once sparked circular dealmaking fears is no more, according to Jensen Huang.

β€œThe whole system goes down. Thats how you said it. The whole system goes down.”

gizmodo.com/the-100-bill...

06.03.2026 17:33 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Tax wealth not jobs.

06.03.2026 17:31 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Mural by Thomas Tournery in Avignon, France.

06.03.2026 17:20 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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The future that was stolen vs the future we got

06.03.2026 08:09 πŸ‘ 17 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Those Dark Places Space is a hell of a thing but you need to be sure that this is what you want. Like, what you really want. The idea of space exploration to further the frontier…

Those Dark Places, an industrial sci-fi ttrpg by @jonmarkhicks.bsky.social.

www.ospreypublishing.com/uk/those-dar...

06.03.2026 14:04 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Same, sometimes they feel like they make sense but the rest of the time holeeee shiiiiit

06.03.2026 13:53 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You’re lucky it’s not in a locked cabinet you need to buzz a member of staff for.

06.03.2026 13:51 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

And without Adam Baldwin.

06.03.2026 13:49 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Just saw a movie poster here starring Robert Redford and fuck, it still hurts. Almost been 6 months wtf
He always looked old to me but never old enough to pass away.

A huge loss.

06.03.2026 13:28 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Who are we going to fight?

Hegseth:

06.03.2026 13:22 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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rewatching STAR WARS (despecialized) & noticing it's great hidden strength: Marcia Lucas' rapidfire editing. by not lingering on anything, it creates a distinct feeling of lively, lived-in realism that most sci-fi & fantasy films miss w/their 'look at this!' money shots. #FilmSky πŸ“½οΈ

06.03.2026 03:23 πŸ‘ 198 πŸ” 17 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 6

Just remembered an absolute bonkers dream trying to evade Skeletor and his henchmen on Star Wars speeder bikes, with six guns, then climbing an escalator the wrong way to avoid capture before avoiding running into Chris Pratt buying toys in an Early Learning Centre.

WTAF BRAIN

06.03.2026 13:17 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Absolutely brilliant, column collect your prize.

06.03.2026 11:29 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah you’re the headline act, and if you go over your time slot everyone will hate you πŸ˜‚

06.03.2026 11:00 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Nice!

06.03.2026 10:59 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh nice!!
Hope you enjoy that a lot, I miss giving keynotes but left that world behind.

06.03.2026 10:53 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0