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Jess Zafarris

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Author of USELESS ETYMOLOGY, WORDS FROM HELL, and ONCE UPON A WORD. Podcaster/cohost, Words Unravelled. Editor-at-Large, Ragan + PR Daily. Adjunct prof at Emerson. Speaker, content director, social pro, ad world wordsmith. https://linktr.ee/JessZafarris

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Decaf coffee is a cruel joke you play on yourself when you crave failure

04.03.2026 22:57 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Next week in Austin:

3 public talks
3 book signings
1 mentor session
4 video recordings

At the same time, a 55-speaker conference that I produced will be happening without me in Orlando

Before I go:
Speak on a virtual panel
NPR interview
podcast recording
3 writing deadlines

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04.03.2026 19:03 πŸ‘ 39 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
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alice from alice in wonderland is wearing a blue dress Alt: alice from alice in wonderland is wearing a blue dress
04.03.2026 13:09 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

πŸƒπŸ’šπŸƒ

04.03.2026 01:34 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I had only heard about it a few years earlier, and only because I happened to attend a talk that addressed it.

04.03.2026 01:05 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Which is to say, the federal-level push to do so is the most visible and public federally sanctioned effort to erase nonwhite history in a few decades, AND it's also been happening at state and community levels during recent times when we were said to have been making progress on this front.

04.03.2026 00:49 πŸ‘ 32 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

A few years ago, my mom dug up some historically significant patents, property details, etc. from her grandparents' rural Arkansas property.

She asked the local archive if they were interested; they were, but only because our family is white. They'd been instructed not to accept records from POC.

04.03.2026 00:11 πŸ‘ 39 πŸ” 10 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 1
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This red onion has a wee heart at its heart

03.03.2026 22:24 πŸ‘ 36 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

I would be interested in watching them try because I'm petty like that.

03.03.2026 01:44 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The book in question is How High We Go in the Dark, which has some comedic and science fiction elements to it, but they definitely don’t buffer any of the tragedy

02.03.2026 22:48 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Good god

I haven’t recovered from the first time I read it

Plus now I have a big boy dog and a little girl dog, so I’m not sure I’d emerge from the experience intact

02.03.2026 22:47 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

me: i feel mentally stable enough to read a sad book right now

narrator: reader, she was not

02.03.2026 21:15 πŸ‘ 55 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 0

This is the highest honor I could imagine

02.03.2026 21:10 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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@jesszafarris.com - I hope you will be pleased to know that WORDS FROM HELL occupies the role of honor as "Emergency Back Up Book" in the car, in case I ever forget to bring whatever book I'm reading & am stuck in a waiting room or wherever with nothing to read. "In case of emergency, crack spine!"

02.03.2026 18:13 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

No, this is fantastic!

02.03.2026 17:29 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Yesss I am so happy with the covers. Chambers is wonderful to work with.

02.03.2026 14:26 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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I finished editing my fifth book last night!

INTO THE WORDS is my not-terribly-barbaric yawp about the words English uses to describe the natural world, and all the ways we have invented (and in some cases violently taken) them.

Arriving October 2026.

02.03.2026 14:16 πŸ‘ 66 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 0

Look - /lʊk/
Book - /bʊk/
Luck - /lʌk/
Buck - /bʌk/

01.03.2026 18:17 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Oo neat. Isn't it interesting that adding the N at the end even makes it look more like it's based on a person's name?

Seems to be the temptation to pronounce -sia as -zhuh or -zhia (like Asia or ambrosia), especially in US English, that trips us up. And some words we still hit the 'i' harder.

01.03.2026 18:09 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Yes, yes, comparisons to 1984 are wildly overplayed, but at what point do we acknowledge that "war is peace, freedom is slavery, ignorance is strength" would make a pretty tidy slogan for the current administration?

01.03.2026 18:02 πŸ‘ 79 πŸ” 13 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 1

Latinization of species names has its (frequently Germanic) speedbumps haha

01.03.2026 17:53 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

And orange, lol

01.03.2026 17:44 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

In fuchsia, we are similarly altering the S because we don’t know what to do with the ch before it. In the early 18th century when the plant was first described, it’s unlikely that there was much anxiety about potential lewdness, especially given that it’s a Latinized multilingual genus name.

01.03.2026 17:42 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I stand by it. It isn’t a common combination of sounds in English, which often dictates pronunciation via phonotactics.

We can pronounce a P and a T next to each other, but it’s comfortable for the P in words like pterodactyl to be silent, though it wasn’t in Greek and is pronounced in helicopter.

01.03.2026 17:42 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The pronunciation of fuchsia is so funny

Like we’re fairly comfy correctly pronouncing its namesake, German botanist Leonhart Fuchs (fooks, like books and looks)

But the minute you Latinize it with that -ia ending, English phonotactics does its best and then goes β€œfuch it, that says FYOO-shuh”

01.03.2026 17:11 πŸ‘ 46 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 0

🫑

28.02.2026 20:55 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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oh lookee we gave the solar system a colonoscopy

28.02.2026 16:57 πŸ‘ 42 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 0
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Chuck…

28.02.2026 16:49 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Hey...what is the world we use for content creators who make stuff that is informative? Like, broader than "science communicator" because they might make videos about hospice care or history or solar panel technology?

Do we really not have one?

27.02.2026 19:55 πŸ‘ 745 πŸ” 19 πŸ’¬ 241 πŸ“Œ 6
A dog looking at the camera with resplendent sparkles in her perfect brown eyes

A dog looking at the camera with resplendent sparkles in her perfect brown eyes

I do a lot of fact-checking for a living, and I don't consider myself an overly credulous person, but if a malevolvent force of any kind were to appear as my dog and look at me like this, with the little frosties in her fur and the sparkles in her eyes… well, slap me damned and call me Mrs. Fausta.

28.02.2026 03:08 πŸ‘ 59 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 0