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Ryan CrawCour

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Pākehā in Tāmaki Makaurau, Aotearoa. Manipulator of 1s & 0s while building "the cloud" Bikes, Beer, BBQ... Do all good things in life start with the letter B? Posts are my own.

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Like so many of the drivers have said, it's not real racing, it's like playing Mario kart.

13.03.2026 08:22 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I bought a box the other day

13.03.2026 08:09 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Only two? Three or gtfo.

13.03.2026 06:48 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

And Shane Jones is in charge. We're fucked.

13.03.2026 06:46 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Hidden behind paywall. Yeah fuck you Herald.

13.03.2026 06:40 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It's a better approach than what she's been trying

13.03.2026 03:00 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

If you see this, post a vampire that isn't Dracula

13.03.2026 02:54 👍 11 🔁 3 💬 2 📌 1

Cause you use a shit browser

12.03.2026 21:40 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

This should be behind a label. CUTENESS OVERLOAD.

12.03.2026 21:33 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I seem to attract all the, errrrr, ummmmmm, special ones

12.03.2026 21:31 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I got "Jehovah's Witnessed" at the bus stop this morning while just sitting there.

I was tempted to politely walk away, but fuck it, if you invade my personal space with your bullshit you're getting a piece of my mind and I'll call you on your fantasy bullshit.

Hope you have a good day fucker.

12.03.2026 21:18 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

O.M.F.G GET IN MY BELLY!!!

12.03.2026 21:15 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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12.03.2026 20:46 👍 31 🔁 9 💬 0 📌 0

This IS shit weather

12.03.2026 20:44 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

What Will Chuck & Mary think?!?!

12.03.2026 20:43 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It was you, wasn't it?

12.03.2026 19:48 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Look at all that land to build houses on.

12.03.2026 19:48 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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I have watched this approximately 47 times and laughed out loud 47 times

07.03.2026 23:44 👍 7476 🔁 2118 💬 71 📌 112

I believe you're not allowed a booster within 6 months of having had covid.

12.03.2026 07:18 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Each Covid-19 wave wrecks your health. Here's what you can do Hospitalisations and deaths from the virus are climbing as the ninth wave of Covid-19 surges across Aotearoa.

Here’s the correct advice:

www.rnz.co.nz/life/wellbei...

12.03.2026 03:03 👍 122 🔁 55 💬 1 📌 3
Stuff headline 
The Covid immunity cycle: Why catching the virus is basically our new booster
Lloyd Burr
March 12, 2026 • 4:00am

Stuff headline The Covid immunity cycle: Why catching the virus is basically our new booster Lloyd Burr March 12, 2026 • 4:00am

🚨 If anyone has contacts at Stuff to get this headline updated urgently please do so.

Expert advice is that getting Covid repeatedly is not like building immunity, it's more like accumulating damage. Each infection raises your risk of long Covid and serious complications.

This is unacceptable.

12.03.2026 03:03 👍 326 🔁 103 💬 23 📌 27

Maybe we need a shake up and a rethink of our overly large trucking business. Now is a great time to consider switching freight chunks of freight to rail!

12.03.2026 07:06 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Good luck finding travel insurance thst will cover "acts of war". I'm currently side eyeing AirNZ and their "we'll be canceling 1100 flights between now and May effecting 40,000 passengers." My stress levels are through the roof!!

12.03.2026 07:03 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0
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those looooooong running ReplyAll chains .... loved them ....

12.03.2026 01:58 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Yeah. Such bullshit. I'll tell yiu what drives up beneficiary numbers.... 10s of 1000s of public servants without work because their policies. Or the 1000s without work as business after business shutters.

11.03.2026 19:29 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

How? It's outrageous

11.03.2026 19:24 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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11.03.2026 19:16 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Has there ever been a more punchable face? Ok, maybe Seymour's smug duck face by a whisker.

11.03.2026 18:34 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Could we not just have given him the stupid meaningless title and shipped him overseas 3 years ago?

11.03.2026 18:14 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Wow

11.03.2026 08:32 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0