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Cody Β· Mushroom.Haus πŸ„πŸ 

@mushroom.haus

Florida swamp ape tagged and relocated to the West Virginia mountains. Fungi, fluid art, castings, folklore, weird horror. he/him, aroace, friend of eggbug, enemy of AI

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A person holds a small espresso mug covered in mushrooms and a snail.

A person holds a small espresso mug covered in mushrooms and a snail.

One of my favorite mushy cups 🀎

13.03.2026 02:05 πŸ‘ 26 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Wanna go poke around a nursery and look at spring plants...

Gotta go get the car serviced instead...

Boo

13.03.2026 04:42 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Tidewalkers
#art #illustration

12.03.2026 19:34 πŸ‘ 295 πŸ” 109 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 2
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Look at this gorgeous early medieval replica bed based on an archaeological find!
It was made for the prehistorischdorp.nl museum by Martijn van Gerwen from Het Noeste Leven. (www.hetnoesteleven.nl).
Now I want one...

More here;
www.facebook.com/hetnoestelev...

12.03.2026 19:16 πŸ‘ 146 πŸ” 19 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 0
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Made by @ironlily.bsky.social

12.03.2026 20:22 πŸ‘ 842 πŸ” 100 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 1
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Wasn’t expecting to draw tonight, but here is a quick lichen mari

12.03.2026 21:02 πŸ‘ 92 πŸ” 23 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

GNU Sir Terry

12.03.2026 22:33 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

When you get a green arrow and all the left turners all turn in a perfectly synchronized arc, those are your boys for life. That’s your squad. You are married.

12.03.2026 18:41 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Foster kittens Fenrir, Freya, and Frigg looking up at you, so tiny

Foster kittens Fenrir, Freya, and Frigg looking up at you, so tiny

May I offer you a trio of little baby faces in these trying times?

12.03.2026 12:18 πŸ‘ 2228 πŸ” 579 πŸ’¬ 35 πŸ“Œ 6

Bringing this back for easter.

12.03.2026 18:56 πŸ‘ 17 πŸ” 13 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Why am I like this

12.03.2026 16:51 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A screenshot of Affinity Photo in Windows. A black and white rectangular image with a clip art bulb of garlic is in frame with the text "gark poda" over it.

A screenshot of Affinity Photo in Windows. A black and white rectangular image with a clip art bulb of garlic is in frame with the text "gark poda" over it.

Taking the opportunity to make my own jar labels and using it responsibly

12.03.2026 14:42 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

The aroace sunset is hella sweet, I do admit

12.03.2026 04:29 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The vibes that are being coded here are RANCID

12.03.2026 04:26 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Panel 1: Two swans, floating on a water, very swan-ily.

P2: Same POV, but now the swans have raised their wings.

P3: Again, same POV, but now the wings are fully up, and the swans' necks are lowered and extended.

P4: GO! The swans shoot forward at speed, leaving trails of water in their wake. Their necks are fully extended, beaks open.

P5: A side-on view of water against a green sky.

P6: Same POV, but now the swans have burst into view. However, the only thing moving --at tremendous speed-- are their necks, stretching out impossibly.

P7: We close in on a side-on view of the swans' heads, beaks closed in a look of swan-y determination. They are literally neck & neck.

P8: The background begins to swirl as the swans pick up speed. They spiral towards the centre from the upper left & lower right corners.

P9: A dramatic reveal of a Jack Kirby-like cosmic scene, with a blazing sun in the bottom right corner, and a "krackle" filled purple sky. The swans' necks spiral around each other

Panel 1: Two swans, floating on a water, very swan-ily. P2: Same POV, but now the swans have raised their wings. P3: Again, same POV, but now the wings are fully up, and the swans' necks are lowered and extended. P4: GO! The swans shoot forward at speed, leaving trails of water in their wake. Their necks are fully extended, beaks open. P5: A side-on view of water against a green sky. P6: Same POV, but now the swans have burst into view. However, the only thing moving --at tremendous speed-- are their necks, stretching out impossibly. P7: We close in on a side-on view of the swans' heads, beaks closed in a look of swan-y determination. They are literally neck & neck. P8: The background begins to swirl as the swans pick up speed. They spiral towards the centre from the upper left & lower right corners. P9: A dramatic reveal of a Jack Kirby-like cosmic scene, with a blazing sun in the bottom right corner, and a "krackle" filled purple sky. The swans' necks spiral around each other

territorial dispute

11.03.2026 11:27 πŸ‘ 1661 πŸ” 371 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 16
Crab Just Happy To Be In Bucket With All His Friends

Crab Just Happy To Be In Bucket With All His Friends

Crab Just Happy To Be In Bucket With All His Friends https://theonion.com/crab-just-happy-to-be-in-bucket-with-all-his-friends/

11.03.2026 19:00 πŸ‘ 5881 πŸ” 1071 πŸ’¬ 44 πŸ“Œ 118
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I use Gemini when I'm bored β€” and it's better than doomscrolling It became my ultimate distraction

WHAT IF YOU JUST READ A FUCKING BOOK

11.03.2026 16:07 πŸ‘ 5997 πŸ” 1055 πŸ’¬ 46 πŸ“Œ 130

I blame Techmoan, he did a pair of videos on the things recently and everyone remembered how rad they are

11.03.2026 22:18 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

He plays a shooter game
He plays a puzzle game
He plays a fighting game
He plays a 4x game
He plays the games that remind him of the good times
He plays the games that remind him of the better times

11.03.2026 19:51 πŸ‘ 57 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
a notepad app full of unicode based emotes made using varying symbols

a notepad app full of unicode based emotes made using varying symbols

cancelled my discord nitro a month ago and I now no longer have access to my emotes but let me tell you, friend: you can literally just have a text app open next to ur conversations full of these guys. you can just copy 100s of these guys off webpages online online right now for free

ദࡍദി◝ ⩊ β—œ.ᐟ

10.03.2026 02:40 πŸ‘ 570 πŸ” 189 πŸ’¬ 24 πŸ“Œ 36

Tumbleweed season!

11.03.2026 19:58 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A screenshot of the Apple weather app. The graphs show a wild roller coaster of temperature and precipitation.

A screenshot of the Apple weather app. The graphs show a wild roller coaster of temperature and precipitation.

77 degrees currently.

Possible snow overnight.

Yes, I very much understand the tornado watch that was just now issued, bloody hell.

11.03.2026 17:54 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Me after opening this gun case with an impressive whistle:

the blasting range on these bad boys is 100 feet, it can channel all 5 elemental foci and comes with built in anti-deharmonizing enchantments that'll protect the caster from up to 3rd tier spells.

11.03.2026 15:24 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
A tree made of a tangle of branches with a small stream flowing beneath dropping down to a small puddle surrounded by colourful leafy foliage in a forest

A tree made of a tangle of branches with a small stream flowing beneath dropping down to a small puddle surrounded by colourful leafy foliage in a forest

Colourful nature

10.03.2026 21:24 πŸ‘ 689 πŸ” 231 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 0
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The rarest of the rare! This holy-grail dream fish is a larval-stage #monkfish, aka #goosefish.

Shot in the wild, using scuba, while diving at night over water several thousand feet deep, several miles offshore from Kumejima, Okinawa.

#larvalfish #blackwater #gug #deepseafish

10.03.2026 12:31 πŸ‘ 567 πŸ” 171 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 20
Bugguide photo of a "Thief weevil" (Attelabidae: Pterocolus sp) by user Metrioptera. He is a jolly iridescent turquoise and sort of rectangular in shape, with an unusually wide stance.

Bugguide photo of a "Thief weevil" (Attelabidae: Pterocolus sp) by user Metrioptera. He is a jolly iridescent turquoise and sort of rectangular in shape, with an unusually wide stance.

let's all take a moment to consider the Thief Weevil and his outrageous pantaloons

10.03.2026 21:09 πŸ‘ 577 πŸ” 128 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 9
Yellow witches butter on a log

Yellow witches butter on a log

You’re telling me a witch made this butter?

11.03.2026 00:54 πŸ‘ 21 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Two sad, curling pothos vine cuttings in a white oblong planter.

Two sad, curling pothos vine cuttings in a white oblong planter.

This pair of pothos cuttings was doing just fine in a wall planter until a) dry winter air kept draining the reservoir and b) big depresso emptied the silverware drawer and kept me from refilling it

Popping them into a regular planter and hoping they'll make it...

11.03.2026 01:15 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm hot dog

11.03.2026 01:10 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
CONAN THE BARBARIAN
a screenplay by
John Milius
FIRST DRAFT

CONAN THE BARBARIAN a screenplay by John Milius FIRST DRAFT


DIFFERENT ANGLE
The great figure
-- is it Thor,
the great god of fire, or
wotan, forger of the Universe?
-- pounds down
with the
hammer again and again.
He pauses,
stops,
and raises his
handiwork into the darkness. It is a great, glowing blade
-- a sword.
TITLE
CONAN THE BARBARIAN
The figure holds the great blade into the night.
A strong,
curvaceous, flaxen-haired WOMAN stands at his side, and
of about nine clings to her.
The sword-maker turns
and plunges it down into a vat of blood in the
foreground.
It hisses; 1t seems to scream.
The boy's dark
eyes gleam
of oil.
MONTAGE
The hilt is made in the form of stag antlers.
Brass
1s
filed with steel burnishers against a
landscape of
forest-
covered mountains and dark,
snowy glades.
The blade 1s
struck, in long,
even cuts,
by the Master's hand.
The han-
dle is
wrapped with string made from the gut of forest ti-
gers.
The pommel,
heavy
steel to crush men's skulls, shaped
in the form of elks hooves.
The face of the Master glows in the fire.
The sword
heated in the blast
of the flames,
turned, and heated until
it first turns a straw orange, then quickly purple, finally,
an
incandescent blue.
is removed from the flame,
quenched in animal oil, and then thrust into the snow.
The blade gleams in the light of a tortured sky.
It is a
masterpiece, reflecting thunder lue brightness of glass.
and wind in its
surfaces.
It shines with the
The Master sheaths
it with a resounding click into its wood
and leather scabbard.
THE SWORD
hangs on the Master's belt.
He climbs high, through snow-
broken trees, bare splintered rock, higher and higher.
DIFFERENT ANGLES - THE ROCKS
He pulls along the boblade.
clad in furs.
The boy's dark eyes
are the color of the
They climb fasters
Lifting son over vast,
yawning crevices. Finally they
reach a summit of polished broken stones.
The storm rages
around them; lighting strikes the rocks, the wind howls.

DIFFERENT ANGLE The great figure -- is it Thor, the great god of fire, or wotan, forger of the Universe? -- pounds down with the hammer again and again. He pauses, stops, and raises his handiwork into the darkness. It is a great, glowing blade -- a sword. TITLE CONAN THE BARBARIAN The figure holds the great blade into the night. A strong, curvaceous, flaxen-haired WOMAN stands at his side, and of about nine clings to her. The sword-maker turns and plunges it down into a vat of blood in the foreground. It hisses; 1t seems to scream. The boy's dark eyes gleam of oil. MONTAGE The hilt is made in the form of stag antlers. Brass 1s filed with steel burnishers against a landscape of forest- covered mountains and dark, snowy glades. The blade 1s struck, in long, even cuts, by the Master's hand. The han- dle is wrapped with string made from the gut of forest ti- gers. The pommel, heavy steel to crush men's skulls, shaped in the form of elks hooves. The face of the Master glows in the fire. The sword heated in the blast of the flames, turned, and heated until it first turns a straw orange, then quickly purple, finally, an incandescent blue. is removed from the flame, quenched in animal oil, and then thrust into the snow. The blade gleams in the light of a tortured sky. It is a masterpiece, reflecting thunder lue brightness of glass. and wind in its surfaces. It shines with the The Master sheaths it with a resounding click into its wood and leather scabbard. THE SWORD hangs on the Master's belt. He climbs high, through snow- broken trees, bare splintered rock, higher and higher. DIFFERENT ANGLES - THE ROCKS He pulls along the boblade. clad in furs. The boy's dark eyes are the color of the They climb fasters Lifting son over vast, yawning crevices. Finally they reach a summit of polished broken stones. The storm rages around them; lighting strikes the rocks, the wind howls.

Off to read this.

10.03.2026 19:26 πŸ‘ 93 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 0