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Lïam from Online

@custodianofrecords.online

God's only angel.

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This might be the greatest split-screen ever broadcast.

They’ll play this in museums in future.

(🎥 LCI 🇫🇷)

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12.03.2026 16:00 👍 2341 🔁 479 💬 16 📌 7
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Incredible UX from GoPuff.

12.03.2026 02:32 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Watching "The Kim K Tape" on my lunch break.

11.03.2026 22:24 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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07.03.2026 17:21 👍 46 🔁 6 💬 1 📌 0

Which character is Les Mis?

07.03.2026 17:58 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

$100/barrel crude by Monday lol

07.03.2026 16:45 👍 72 🔁 10 💬 5 📌 0

Instead of porridge, those bears should have eaten something healthy like a cheese salad.

04.03.2026 04:53 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

8 bit agitprop to overthrow billionaires to , lofi beats for class conscious, anti-imperialist glitchcore laborwave 👾

03.03.2026 17:34 👍 242 🔁 68 💬 2 📌 1

just to get out ahead of any "what do you mean we" commentary. we produce guys like this in greater numbers than any civilization in history. there is currently no plan whatsoever to stop making guys. we should have a plan. we need to hobble these guys with crippling taxes and restrict their rights

03.03.2026 16:07 👍 1309 🔁 182 💬 25 📌 10

the world watches with bemused concern as america repeatedly slams its penis in the car door of history

24.05.2025 14:20 👍 653 🔁 135 💬 17 📌 4
02.03.2026 13:03 👍 7983 🔁 1961 💬 8 📌 20

I would only throw out the baby. That's good bathwater.

02.03.2026 05:06 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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27.02.2026 06:50 👍 4069 🔁 1684 💬 16 📌 42
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Quite rare to see a chart that says quite so overtly that no one involved has the slightest clue what’s happening here

26.02.2026 09:15 👍 3403 🔁 603 💬 221 📌 388

ME: (first day practicing Bug Law) May it please the Court—
BUG JUDGE: (sternly) Bug Court.

30.12.2025 18:28 👍 4828 🔁 757 💬 55 📌 24

Pitbull impersonator named Mr. Globe.

26.02.2026 17:58 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

THIS IS THE FREE STATE OF TRANSAS, YOU FUCKING PUNKERS

26.02.2026 16:56 👍 111 🔁 21 💬 2 📌 1

That feeling when the day comes to a close and you can finally take your underwire penis and balls bra off.

25.02.2026 16:54 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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24.02.2026 21:59 👍 131 🔁 14 💬 2 📌 3

Hyperlinks or “links” are some of the most famous ways to navigate the net.

23.02.2026 16:37 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

All of this travel is teaching me the joys of laying in bed at home and flicking boogers at the wall.

23.02.2026 00:38 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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am i crazy or is this just cunty peter griffin

21.02.2026 22:20 👍 4844 🔁 942 💬 24 📌 55

The rumors are true: I am drinking a second mimosa.

22.02.2026 20:07 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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I’ll bet the gunshot wounds were related to the death.

22.02.2026 19:24 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

"So true, bestie!" I cry, biting down hard on the cyanide pill embedded in my ceramic molar

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