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Amber Glen is here! ⛸️🥇

My wife ran into Francois Arnaud in the bathroom and nearly died of fangirling. 😂 #GLAADawards

Having the best night! Met so many people, incl the gorgeous ladies @mizzwelch.bsky.social & @pumpspumpspumps.bsky.social, and even got to chat with folks from Abbott Elementary! All have been so nice; I’m most proud of our @mswmedia.com girls, @muellershewrote.com & @dgcomedy.bsky.social. ❤️

Hello from the GLAAD Awards!

Watch Drops of God - Apple TV While the world of wine mourns the death of Alexandre Léger, his estranged daughter, Camille, learns his extraordinary collection is now hers. But bef…

Is *ANYONE* watching #DropsofGod on Apple? It's so good. Not only is it really dishy & intriguing, it's beautifully shot, I'm learning about wine, and I am picking up a little Japanese & French in the process. I'd love to watch more multilingual shows structured this way. 🙏 for S3.

My wife also speaks French fluently (NS to QB to BC... to UK to US!), so I get it.

I can’t figure out why after living in the States for so long, Melania still has such a thick accent. I lived in London for 6 months and came home sounding like Mrs. Doubtfire.

Bless ‘em. That was such a lackluster chant. Get these folks some coffee, it’s cold out there!

If I wanted to futz with my chonies constantly, I’d wear a thong. Ain’t nobody got time for that. I don’t want a grandma 6 pack, I just want cute undies that cover the good china comfortably.

PLUS SIZE UNDERPANTS COMPANIES! HEAR ME: I do not want “cheeky briefs”, I want my full ass covered with the bare mininum of prophylaxis against any public seating I may inadvertently encounter.

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Excellent. Well done. 👏🏻😉

I am so angry about this. I can’t even… what the fuck?

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In our resistance to be SO high pitched, we’ve avoided… that part. Praise, yes. But less… Mariah-esque. Tonight, however, we realized that there may be method to her madness as he responded much more to our praise the more insane we sounded. 🤷🏻‍♀️

We’ve been working w a dog behavioral trainer. (And walking trainer & social trainer! Yay! Get a puppy, they said!) Our behavioral trainer, after correction/submit, makes this high pitched super saccharine praise sound that makes my Gen X Doc-loving soul want to cringe my organs into nonexistence.

So… that’s fun. 🙄

Welp. I am incapable of answering any trivia question without structuring it as if I’m on Jeopardy.

THIS! This needs some ire!
So Horrible!!!

I love when folks say “progressive” like it’s a dirty word. Progress is good, friend.

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Human courtesy and basic rights is my hill.

Yeah, no one said I was going to do that.

What's a line delivery you'll never forget?

If you won't even try to respect someone's pronouns, whether you agree with them or not, I can assure you we would never have been friends.

And again I say, I understand that. But we do get to vote in the primary and I will not vote for him if there is a candidate I align more with. I'm not a "blue no matter who" person. I am also not a Jill Stein petulance voter. No need to explain the electoral college. I'm 52. :)

Sorry, that was unfair. But see what a kneejerk reply gets you?

Thanks, Gramps.

Then you don’t belong in my orbit, sorry.

I agree. It doesn’t help when he uses words like “normal”. I was a supremely bad choice of words.

I love being told where to direct my ire. Thanks for helping me sort that out. 🙄

To put a finer point on it, it's not what he said (I understand what he's saying and I DO think we need to not focus as much on "pronouns" - NO ONE IS. We're focusing on human rights, FFS, but I digress), it's how he said it. "Normal" is a charged word and it was a poor fucking choice.

Discourse in the comments are missing the point. If he wins a primary, I'll vote for him. But if there is a better candidate, I'll vote for them in the Primary. If Newsom is who we've got, I'm on board. But while I'm allowed to make a choice, I will. In the meantime, fuck him for his comment.