Old Dry Keith

Come Back Santa
Uncontrollable Sleigh

Free ideas for anyone more talented than me for next years DEVO set:

Through Getting Coal
Sno Ball
The Day Santa Gave Me a Surprize

Can I renew my existing sub with this promo? If so, uh… how?

Curt Schilling.

I check the little screen, I check the big screen, I check the watch screen, I check the tablet screen. I check the screen that reminds me of the good times, I check the screen that reminds me of the better times.

Sometimes I check my spam folder and today I’m glad I did.

Photo of the exterior of the new CATAN box.

So, there’s obviously a lot of other stuff going on, but today was also the official release of CATAN 6th Edition. It’s an amazing accomplishment from an equally amazing team.

You assholes are going to feel pretty bad if Something Awful has happened to Elon.

If you couldn’t tell from the way he treated his mother in that old video where he gets mad about sandwiches… IDK what to tell you.

This is the One Page RPG called Trapped in an Elevator with Ayn Rand. It's not my best work.

I swore I would never write this game but I forgot February only has 28 days, and I needed an easy win for the Patreon before the month ended, so here is "Trapped in an Elevator with Ayn Rand" the One Page RPG

Apple intelligence summarizing my messages continues to be better than expected.

You used to call me on my self-own

“I come from Maryland and”

Say no more, fam.

www.reddit.com/r/washington...

Push notification from Apple News: The Economist, that reads “How Donald Trump is coming for the spooks”

You can’t use that word, the economist!!!!!!!

Going on Twitter now feels unmistakably like watching Uncut Gems.

I mean, you won’t find Ham or Mustard in most of my sandwiches….

I suppose, with Mr Brown’s passing, there must be a new Old Dry Keith to take on the mantle.

Might as well be me. I sure do have a fondness for a nice, simple, minimally sauced up sandwich.

Please use the brain force plus IP to sell, like… coffee or whatever that isn’t just poison and/or snake oil.

He did that track.

Ben Gibbard - Friends in the City (Rated GG) YouTube video by alectherins

I will forever love this comp of G rated GG Allon covers; m.youtube.com/watch?v=R63A...

Agree w/ this

We talking’ Primanti or Sheetz here?

Accept

@bskyttrpg.bsky.social chooseancestry hobgoblin

@bskyttrpg.bsky.social reroll

Happy pride month

A picture of a bowl of carnitas. The caption text reads: “Off work late? Hungry but too tired to count macros? An entire pound of carnitas. An easy weeknight dinner. Eat them directly out of the bowl. No tortillas. No salsa. No condiments. You will certainly not regret an entire pound of carnitas.”

This is not not a cry for help I guess.

The most important thing to understand about being a fan of the Mets is that it’s like being a fan of a tv soap opera. Everything is amplified.

Other teams win more. Other teams also lose more.

But nobody in any sport does either as _spectacularly_ and _entertainingly_ as the New York Mets.

This is my chance to wax rhapsodic about the royal farms hand pulled chicken sandwich.

They build rockets in Alabama.