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I CANT STOP PLAYING DEADLOCK

upsetting to see JKR associated with Jeffery Epstein as late as 2018, well past the point when he should have been willing to associate with her.

Theres a doctor who episode where Neil Patrick Harris possesses Stooky Bill to haunt the concept of television and cyberbully the doctor for getting all his friends killed.

You're so brave. Disney would have killed you.

I want to see a YA battle anime treatment of percy jackson

Ten chapters of setup for a dash-con ball pit joke told by a canonical schizophrenic who may be your (the reader's) father. God (not that one) what a good book series.

YOU LIKE THE GOOD BOOKS TOO? COMES OUT NEXT WEEK I SAW IT IN A DREAM WRITTEN IN THE SIXTH PERSON THIS TIME (described to the reader as a dream someone else will have)

good post 3 more please

Heero from Gundam looking at a Manila folder like a dumb ass. Captions read "Classified Materials?"

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gamesradar▲ SUBSCRIBE Q Modder who first put Thomas the Tank Engine into Skyrim flips the bird at the lawyers, does it again in Morrowind: "| fundamentally do not view toy company CEOs or media CEOs as people" News By Dustin Bailey published 23 hours ago

Dudes Rock

I'm using tilt controls!

He starts hitting people with his fucked up bulldozer batmobile and – understandable me too.

insanely good thing to say when you enter a room

BBC News reports "Towards the end of the TV marathon, Putin was asked a series of quickfire questions, touching on his views on friendship, religion, the motherland and love at first sight. He said he believed in love at first sight – then added that he himself was in love, without divulging any more details."

well that's nice

Man shout out to X-Men (2021) forgot about

Most of My Instagram Ads Are for Drugs, Stolen Credit Cards, Hacked Accounts, Counterfeit Money, and Weapons The ads are a window into a blatantly illegal underground economy that Meta is not only failing to moderate, but is actively profiting from and injecting into users’ feeds.

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San Francisco city librarian Michael Lambert experiences a moment of whimsy.

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@PicturesUssr" tweets a colorized photo of a Soviet major and an American staff sergeant kissing at a feast in Germany in 1945. The text of the post reads, "A fraternal kiss between a Soviet major and an American staff sergeant at a feast in Germany, 1945". The word Fraternal is wildly incorrect.

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Brooks Otterlake (@i_zzzzzz) tweets, "[Deep South tobacco CEO voice] Now ah, this here ah, Bowsuh charactuh... enlighten me as to hhwhy Mistuh Mario's got such animus for the boy."

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I should play one again

Tweet from Ana de Aemas Updates @ArmasUpdates "Academy Award nominee & movie star Ana de Armas has unfollowed former IDF soldier and attempted actress Gal Gadot on Instagram."

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A post on r/writingcirclejerk from u/W09o9o_Y2K [Title] “Im Schizophrenic and my protagonist thinks he's being observed and written about in a story (solipsism). Is this just a case of protagonist paranoia? Or do you think he is on to me?” [Body text] "I keep putting him into the same situation, day in day out and he is starting to catch on to my behavior. He's scouted the walls and electrical devices (in the story) for holographic cameras (he'll never find them). Do you think i should add a conflict of some sort into his daily life? Or do you think I should just go back to his writing (he is also writing a story about a protagonist who is paranoid. Solipsism)."

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Interviewing George Santos Ziwe asks, "What excites you the most about going to prison"

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Grimes @Grimezsz Just watched transformers - l was not prepared for this to be the greatest cinematography ever - just like...it is absurd but it's incredibly majestic to behold [ attached. Dogshit still of 2003 CGI Optimus Prime standing looking at the sunset it appears to be taken by Grimes photographing her tv.]

Tweet by just drink blood dude @LevarBurzum Grimes is the result of a years-long operation by a team of accelerationists to see how much damage to western society they could cause by sending boxxy to Juilliard

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A screenshot of a Twitter post. The post contains a tweet by Metal 3arb Solid quote tweeting to another tweet by War Monitor that asks, "Do you support Syrian president Bashar Al Assad?" Below this, there is an image showing Bashar Al Assad wearing a suit, raising his hand in a wave. The reply above says, in French, "Mais putain il ressemble à Skibidi Toilette ou je suis fou," its funnier if I dont translate that

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An old newspaper clipping that looks like its from a microfilm archive with the headline "Transsexual told driver to 'run over the pig'." a 19-year-old transsexual allegedly instructed a getaway driver to run over a police officer during an attempted bank robbery in Sydney. The police claim the suspect, Katherine Jean Jelbart, told 22-year-old Chris Foster to "run over the pig and listen to him squelch" as they tried to escape in a silver Mercedes.

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