YouDon'tWantToKnow

a man with glasses and a beard has a bun on his head Alt: a man with glasses and a beard has a bun on his head

If that’s true then how come evolution game me THIS hair? Huh? Can someone tell me what evolutionary advantage this hair gives me? Please?

Dear baby jesus, I don't spend a lot of time on my knees talking to make believe people, but here I am...wadaya say? Can you make this happen?

Asking for ~8 Billion people.

All of this should have been predictable to someone with a brain right?

PPV that shit and pay down the national debt!

Nothing is too much for him. False flag operations are de-facto war operations everywhere and throughout history. This should not surprise anyone. Question is, will enough people fall for it if it happens?

We can't afford to screw around anymore. We are living above a meth lab operated by a toddler with an itchy trigger finger and he is drooling over Canada. See where that's going?

Hope so.

The GOP has never played by any rules unless they were forced to. The high road has now been a costly one for Dems and now the bill is due. There needed to be an awakening within the Dems long ago. Instead they chose to die on their own swords of righteousness. Hope that felt good. Bye bye republic!

I'm not one for conspiracy theories but...

1- Attack Iran
2-Cull nearly all of your counterterrorism task force
3-Suffer retaliatory attacks on US soil
4-Initiate some kind of lock-down (ie: post 9/11?)
5-Assume complete control over all aspects of gov

Yes/no? Y'all think I watch too many movies?

Officer who ‘needed to get out of here’ took ambulance dispatched to man dying from police shooting, report says | CNN A man who was shot by police and later died had to wait 10 extra minutes for an ambulance after an officer having a “mild anxiety attack” took the first one that arrived at the scene, according to a n...

Are you kidding me? A white police office freaking out but with ZERO injuries takes precedence for an ambulance over a black man who was shot in the back?

Someone explain this to me like I'm a 5yo.

www.cnn.com/2026/03/12/u...

a man in a suit and tie is sitting in front of a counter and says `` my shocked face '' . Alt: a man in a suit and tie is sitting in front of a counter and says `` my shocked face '' .

They lied?!?!?

I did not have "you'll never be able to trust the US gov any longer" on my bingo card. Ever.

a man is sitting in a chair looking at his phone with the words me right now written below him Alt: a man is sitting in a chair looking at his phone with the words me right now written below him

RIP my phone.

That man has stuck his finger into one too many server sockets and cooked the empathy right outta his brain.

Misery movie poster

a baby is walking on a wooden floor while holding a piece of toilet paper . Alt: a baby is walking on a wooden floor while holding a piece of toilet paper .

Really makes me want to visit.

Has someone called for the ketchup bottles to be hidden at the WH? That’ll piss him off. He hates being confronted with the truth. Lmao

It's sad that these keep happening. I own a Ford with BlueCruise and while I enjoy the feature, there is no reason to not pay just as much attention as though I was driving...if not more. It's insane to think these technologies can completely take over driving. The tech simply isn't there.

We can't demand respect if we aren't willing to stand up for it.

Unlikely though...agree.

Those shoes beg the question...which is he? He's certainly not Doc, Grumpy or Happy. Not Bashful or Sneezy and doesn't look like a Sleepy. Nah, I'm guessing he's Dopey.

We have the ability to send him back to the US. Canada does not have to accept an ambassador that behaves this way. We can PNG the fucker and send him packing.

I liked him better when all he was focused on was making people eat bugs on TV.

Looks like Corey was diddling the wrong person. He should have been working on tRump 😂

I totally thought this was satire. Then I remembered that this is 2026 and reality is weirder than any satire as it turns out.

He's never been the sharpest tool in the shed.

He dies in 1973 and the devil's just been driving him around like an RC car since then.

Why should they let a little thing like the law get in the way of their criminal enterprise?

How does an entire country's government, nearly overnight, turn into a grifter's paradise, dominated by killers and child rapists and entirely 30% of the voters are ok with this. Explain it to me like I'm 5

I've seen too much of that asshole's mangina neck!

Trump admin announcing that gas prices won't be back to pre-war levels until mid 2027.

Welp...

If it wasn't so damaging to the entire world and most certainly to Americans, I'd say this asshole reminds me of Danny DeVito who watched Other People's Money one too many times.

He doesn't care about the economy because he'll never feel its effects so borrow, borrow, borrow!

"Do these shoes make me look fat?"

a man in a blue shirt is waving his hand in front of a black background ALT: a man in a blue shirt is waving his hand in front of a black background

Nothing to add here.