lauren (year round dst's version)

I have posted this everywhere but I really can't believe I watched a kid ask ChatGPT if the td garden had WiFi, like... if you can't figure that out on your own just give up

yes it rules

I PETTED A WET DOG WHO SHOOK ALL OVER ME AND IT FELT GOOD INSTEAD OF FROSTBITE

I also think you should buy some cheese

now they'll also find this post of me going "they'd BETTER give bird the money, some of it was MINE and this is what I want"

boston weather facts! the last time it was this hot on March 10 was 1878, when it got to 71, the highest temperature since October 4 1877.

the blue line is standing by at every station, but at least the train's got a woman listening to stuff on her phone without headphones

Long-time buddies Timothy McVeigh and Terry Nichols were out for a pleasant van drive in Oklahoma when, all of a sudden, their lives would change.

yes it sucks to have lost an hour on women's day but also like, we did that to ourselves by picking a date for it where this would happen sometime

this year on women's day I watched old men play hockey, a NASCAR race, and the end of an F1 race but I did talk to other women about something besides a man (a hockey scoreboard) and made my boyfriend carry my bag while I ran 9 miles

me: *runs 9 miles on hills then doesn't eat after*
me an hour and a half later: wow weird why I am starving and why are my legs tired

RED SOX B 7-7 BOS MLB.TV Bot 2nd 1 Out PIRATES PIT P 10-5

B00P

to you too!!

northeastern hockey when I wasn't dating a bc alum: beat bc? absolutely not lmao

northeastern hockey now that I am dating a bc alum: how about we ONLY don't suck against bc

I fixed it! The water flosser shower attachment I have was also perfect for getting whatever was messing this up out (I probably didn't clean it well last time)

lmaooo I thought they just weren't loading at first 😂

If someone in your life talked like this, you would research involuntary commitment

The image contains a screenshot of a social media thread (likely from Tumblr) discussing Amelia Earhart. The text is as follows: TIL after Amelia Earhart’s plane was presumed lost, all subsequent distress calls were treated as hoaxes. Recent research concluded however that half of the calls, many of which were received by amateur radio operators, were credible, indicating that she may have survived for weeks after the crash. via reddit.com a-little-big so yall sayin one of the most famous missing dead woman was none of those things and just being IGNORED wauryd Them: Amelia Earhart forever disappeared in her plane crash Amelia, on the radio: I’M STILL HERE

Amelia Earhart: I'm alive.
Men: Anyway, tragic mystery.

acab except parking enforcement

oh yes that's when he does the daily air purifier maintenance (bashing at them with his paws until we wake up even though ten minutes ago he had no interest whatsoever in attention)

It's one I bought but I might try that anyway, it's basically the same. I need to find a pointy thing to poke it with because idk the issue, it was fine a month ago

I think more accurate is tip of the applicator bottle? I've been using a kind you mix with developer

omg

is there a way to have self knowledge without sobbing on your bed at some point...?

accurate description of my large son

today I poked my cat with my decorative harpoon and he was totally unbothered

“Gjdelljjfff,” said Trump when asked about regulating NIL money in college athletics, “[wet gurgle] pill lady glrgggghh hnnnghh Hhh”

ugh that was supposed to say quality of life 🤦‍♀️

I'm old enough to remember when "just move to the suburbs" actually was a valid way to save money (even if it still wasn't good blanket advice bc it ignored all kinds of other aspects of quality advice)!

and I saw zero dogs today