It’s fine I got a date tonight anyway. Now I won’t have to force him to watch Contrapoints with me after sex.
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It’s fine I got a date tonight anyway. Now I won’t have to force him to watch Contrapoints with me after sex.
When you really need to humanize your fleshlight
Surely some revelation is at hand,
Having to take a course and show evidence of completion is a test
It's not a right if there's a test
Even if that was true, how do you think literacy aligns with demographic variables? With disability? Jim Crow but make it woke, eh?
Do you?
politely I ask you look up the history of literacy tests to determine who should be able to vote
might get you in trouble but I'd 100% pubish your review of this sportsbar.
Grackle I am a poet at the height of my powers says the light purple sponge covered in little mozzarella shreds on its arc into the garbage I am an emerging poet says the woodpecker frightened by the glinting CDs on their strings too afraid to breach the treeline I am a prize-winning poet says the unfried catfish closing its primeval jaw irrevocably around the bright orange bait I am a poet says the common grackle accusing, lamenting
honored & grateful to be back in Be About It today with 2 more bird poems :) here’s one~
pretty sure every NDP leadership candidate is against getting into Iran.
you're a fucking bot.
Post a tree you have photographed
about to start an evening of chapbook-making (above/ground press) and trying out this wine with the label that looks like the late Ottawa poet William Hawkins (1940-2016), whom I miss,
©️ Cristian Berga
Collage #1656
I'm hooked on SEX.
Para @triptyc.bsky.social
2026 nuclear family meme— featuring Fritzi as Neurodivergent Aunt, Sluggo as Sluggo, Nancy as Daughter, Nancy Jr as Woke Dog
Very Little News is one of the highlights of my month every month. I have all my copies specially stored except the one that I accidentally washed because I put it in the back pocket of my jeans after reading it and then didn't take it out. Whoops.
@peachyinnj.bsky.social posts "Well, found my new pinned post!" but the post is ! Blocked, at least for me.
whener I try to follow US electoral politics on here
Vaporwave and all that empty mall music and art is very cozy and good, and also the aesthetic of midlife crisis conservatism
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Lol, brain fart. Partisan brain demanded a specific one or two
Mastodon toot from @hannah@posts.rat.pictures. It shows a screencap of an article whose headline reads, "MrBeast is getting into financial services. Parents should pay attention."
who is pulling the missing 5%?
Bluesky translation: it is safe to vote NDP again
The Mario 64 intro scene with a letter from Princess Peach, reading: Dear Mario. Please come to the castle. I'm down bad. Yours truly-- Princess Toadstool (Peach)
CATS from the video game Zero Wing (the All Your Base Are Belong To Us game), saying: "I am Locutus of Borg. Resistance is Futile"
Dracula from Castlevania: Symphony of the Night, saying to Richter "Get out of my house"
The transportation advisor from SimCity 2000, saying "YOU CAN'T STAY ON TWITTER! YOU WILL REGRET THIS!"
My big project: The Death Generator.
It's a tool for making fake video game screenshots, just fill in new text and it'll give you a (generally) pixel-accurate image back, the correct fonts and everything.
deathgenerator.com
ASL interpreter at Pentagon continuously flipping the bird.
over/under government never gets a majority as defections offset floorcrossers?
get a life
broader issue is canon-brain
shadows fall on a house with a CRIME WATCH sign in the window; the near Kubrick stare graphic on the sign is like... that's the main vibe suburbanites want to blast onto their neighbors every day
i hope i freaked out the people in this house by standing on their fake lawn to take this #coolpicturesbynicky