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Joe DeVivo

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Looking for a new opportunity. Hit me up if you're looking for someone to help build a delightful Developer Productivity Team and/or CI Infrastructure. I'm also very open to getting back into Elixir development.

27.01.2026 19:54 👍 0 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 0

This cynicism brought to you by Now™️. Now… it’s like Then, but worse

02.01.2026 20:13 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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two men are standing next to each other and one of them says would ya eat the moon if it were made of ribs . ALT: two men are standing next to each other and one of them says would ya eat the moon if it were made of ribs .
01.01.2026 23:33 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The ghost of Christmas past should have been Janice

25.12.2025 21:49 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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a man wearing a life vest and glasses is making a funny face while holding his ears . ALT: a man wearing a life vest and glasses is making a funny face while holding his ears .
25.12.2025 01:31 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Ha, my download is probable from 5 days ago. I’ll download again

21.12.2025 17:57 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

@determinate.systems are you planning on updating the your nixos-iso to 25.11?

21.12.2025 15:29 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I think this took down cloudflare

05.12.2025 15:02 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

lol what?!

03.12.2025 01:34 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Next year I’m dressing up as DNS

01.11.2025 02:08 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
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LOL

31.10.2025 23:36 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

CI’s the means of production

28.10.2025 00:20 👍 12 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Permanently banned by Ticketmaster for being 87000th in line for tickets to No Doubt and had the audacity to leave my house and switch to cellular while I waited. Permanently banned from buying tickets to anything. Happy birthday to me

15.10.2025 22:51 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

You too! 🎂🎂🎂

15.10.2025 13:19 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Whoa. Today is my birthday too

15.10.2025 13:15 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

She’s a legit rock star

05.10.2025 15:25 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Wet Leg killed it last night

05.10.2025 01:02 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

IS PLANET FORBIDDEN!

27.09.2025 17:24 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Rained all day

27.09.2025 01:15 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Yeah! Going next Saturday

27.09.2025 00:57 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

THE GENESIS DEVICE HAS THE WORST UX OF ALL TIME!
Giant concentric cylinders with an ultra smooth chrome finish?
A count down from 999 that is actually 4 minutes? WTF unit is that?
Can't be aborted?
I've been mad about this since I even knew what UX was.

06.09.2025 13:53 👍 5 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0
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At the smallest of venues to grab on to third wave as hard as I can and hold it for as long as possible

29.08.2025 02:40 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I can’t tell you how many times we’ve found something where it belongs and exclaim “that’s his house! He lives there!”

29.08.2025 02:38 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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IYKYK

29.08.2025 02:35 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

“The Ballad of the Sneak” was always a hit with ours

29.08.2025 01:54 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

OMG this bar is playing Scotty Doesn’t Know

29.08.2025 00:59 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I had the best dream last night. It was Andor, but 100% Luthen, and Luthen was Nathan Fielder.

16.08.2025 13:47 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Let me take this in another direction… Career Opportunities

16.08.2025 00:10 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Meet this quail family I saw from my office window last week. Don’t miss that little baby on the left

08.08.2025 21:11 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I really enjoyed @jamesgunn.bsky.social’s Superman, but when I was browsing the cast list on IMDb later and saw that Otis’ last name was “Berg”, that was it… he wins and I’m all in on his DCU

20.07.2025 14:11 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0