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Writes lots of serious whimsy | Wooden Overcoats | Cry Havoc! | Doctor Who | The Tiny Angry Witch | He/Him | would really like a pastry linktr.ee/davidkbarnes

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Good grief!

06.03.2026 10:48 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1
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The House of Lords Digital & Communications Committee just published their report on AI, copyright & the creative industries, and their conclusions could not be clearer.

🧡 1/5

06.03.2026 08:53 πŸ‘ 1477 πŸ” 844 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 128

I couldn’t afford it after all that insurance fraud; Stephen has such an honest face

05.03.2026 11:22 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I can confirm he was the face! Even saw the billboards with my own eyes

05.03.2026 09:07 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I wanted to adapt Kind Hearts and Coronets myself, so I’m glad my HTMAK negative campaign is working

03.03.2026 15:16 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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02.03.2026 22:50 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

James Hamilton is off to the Emmys and I am so proud and in awe!

02.03.2026 22:49 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"The military actions obliterating Iran's nuclear capacity once-and-for-all were becoming more frequent."

02.03.2026 09:35 πŸ‘ 391 πŸ” 90 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 0

They might as well call it Operation Tiny Penis. Pathetic.

28.02.2026 12:00 πŸ‘ 928 πŸ” 152 πŸ’¬ 57 πŸ“Œ 12

Small Prophets: magnificent.

Give Doctor Who to Mackenzie Crook.

25.02.2026 21:05 πŸ‘ 98 πŸ” 14 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 8

A thorough - and thoroughly entertaining - article about the 1980s TV career of Kenneth Williams, the king (or jester) of the British chat show!

21.02.2026 15:27 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

An absolutely wonderful article! Thank you so much for writing it. I think if I had to choose a single TV broadcast to enjoy for the rest of my life, it would be An Audience with Kenneth Williams. Even as a child I adores it, without understanding any of the references!

21.02.2026 15:26 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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β€˜He loved showing his bum. Loved it’: the subversive genius of Kenneth Williams The actor, comedian and raconteur, who would have turned 100 on Sunday, could play humble or haughty, cheeky or Chekhov – but always stole the show

Same. Public bum exposure throughout is mandatory, as a sign of respect

www.theguardian.com/film/2026/fe...

20.02.2026 11:26 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Giving a lecture about his bum, with illustrations of his bum, while fully dressed to an audience of nudists.

20.02.2026 10:53 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Plus Tom and Ken - like Terry-Thomas, Claude Rains, and countless others known for distinctive posh voices - were working class men who adopted mannerisms and accents to pass for higher. That’s where I got it from, even if the velvet came from Jon Pertwee.

It’s a topic I’d love to explore!

20.02.2026 10:14 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Without being entranced by their work when he was still in single digits, young DKB would never have set his sights on the arts, or questioned his sexuality, or even realised that other forms of male behaviour existed.

20.02.2026 10:11 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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β€˜He loved showing his bum. Loved it’: the subversive genius of Kenneth Williams The actor, comedian and raconteur, who would have turned 100 on Sunday, could play humble or haughty, cheeky or Chekhov – but always stole the show

Culturally, formatively, the greatest impact in my life came from two people.

One is Tom Baker’s Doctor Who.

The other is Kenneth Williams.

β€œHe was queer in every sense, truly at odds with the world in which he found himself.”

www.theguardian.com/film/2026/fe...

20.02.2026 10:08 πŸ‘ 15 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

"Emergency podcasts, sir. Thousands of 'em"

19.02.2026 10:25 πŸ‘ 310 πŸ” 85 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 3

Can't believe the establishment have arrested him to distract from the announcement of the 4K Blu-ray release of the 1996 Dr Who TV movie.

19.02.2026 11:27 πŸ‘ 108 πŸ” 24 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 1

Absolutely delicious

19.02.2026 11:40 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
BBC News reports that Prince Andrew was arrested on his birthday

BBC News reports that Prince Andrew was arrested on his birthday

IMAGINE being the cop who got to snarl β€œHappy Birthday” at him this morning. You’d replay that glorious moment for the rest of your life.

19.02.2026 11:35 πŸ‘ 39 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 3

You may laugh, but the Macbeths are a much better role model for a marriage than Romeo and Juliet. They discuss their problems (killing the king of Scotland), share their hobbies (killing the king of Scotland), and resolve their conflicts (by killing the king of Scotland).

13.02.2026 17:09 πŸ‘ 4850 πŸ” 1531 πŸ’¬ 63 πŸ“Œ 87

*downs a (fake) gin*

13.02.2026 18:43 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Hurray! ❀️❀️❀️

13.02.2026 18:20 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Come to ours please, we want to hear you prattle, we'll pay you in tea and takeout food!

13.02.2026 18:14 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Well fuck it, I've started writing a stage play.

It's been a 5 years, probably more, since I did anything for stage. Christ knows if I'll finish it, but I just felt I had to do this one.

13.02.2026 18:13 πŸ‘ 31 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
Clarke and Dawe - The Front Fell Off
Clarke and Dawe - The Front Fell Off YouTube video by ClarkeAndDawe

Every so often I return to this sketch, to enjoy 2 minutes of the tightest writing + performing in comedy:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=3m5q...

13.02.2026 13:33 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Cartoon. Person says to other person β€žWe invented a robot that answers questions.β€œ, adding, β€žwe just have to feed it 10 baby giraffes a dayβ€œ. The other person asks β€žBut it answers the questions correctly?β€œ Person responds β€žOh my goodness, no. No no no no no.β€œ

By Aram J. French

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Cartoon. Person says to other person β€žWe invented a robot that answers questions.β€œ, adding, β€žwe just have to feed it 10 baby giraffes a dayβ€œ. The other person asks β€žBut it answers the questions correctly?β€œ Person responds β€žOh my goodness, no. No no no no no.β€œ By Aram J. French Appropriated due to missing alt text

12.02.2026 13:44 πŸ‘ 12663 πŸ” 4118 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 61

UK inching closer towards the political apocalypse:

- Prime Minister resigns
- Snap election
- Reform voted in
- Emergency podcasts every hour of the fucking day

09.02.2026 15:26 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Sadly HMV doesn’t stock Eureka titles in store at all (they used to - on their own shelf - but they had a disagreement with Eureka). Oddly they do online, however!

06.02.2026 13:46 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0