Jared

When you realize your spell-book is a pop-up picture book and your university is just the College of Lore.

Carly Rae Jepsen has some of the best Pop production of our generation and I will never shut up about it

Can't believe Jupiter made me gay

I need everybody to be gay in this game or I fly to Kyoto myself

New fire emblem new fire emblem new fire emblem new fire emblem new fire emblem

Thank fucking God for gay people

If there are no Eric Whitacre haters left, I'm dead

HahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahHahaha

Nothing like singing music in the space where it was written.

If I never have to hear barbershop again, I'd be a happy person

Dolly Parton is playing in this tattoo shop. What a good omen

Theresa of Ávila was out here sucking and fucking God. I wanna be her

My favorite bit is when Classical musicians talk about the opera Carmen, I always respond "omg the 2001 hip-hopera with Beyonce?'

Re: Uranus

This transit lasts for like a tenth of a normal human life. OF COURSE there are going to be major changes over the next SEVEN YEARS.

I am so tired of astrologers grifting with their basic, over-generalized shitty takes.

Spending so much energy to literally say nothing.

I can't believe the remedy for Saturn is to smoke weed and pray (I can believe it)

Ávila, Spain for an intense week of Renaissance choral music! Where are you going?

Let the next 18 hours of travel fly smoothly 👟🪽🙏

I did it.

I slayed the spire.

My favorite work story is one time somebody created a product in our system and used the Hot Dog emoji as the item number and it broke our system and took financial reporting offline for 2 days

I love being a Norwac lurker. Here to vibe and distribute mushrooms

Haunted by the fact that I left behind an unopened bag of sour gushers in the fridge of my hotel room.

We stan the Turabian pope

Switch to Mercury as the profected Lord from the Ascendant, Moon, and Fortune is loudddddd

What the actual fuck is "karmic emotional trauma"

Wait this solar return is kind of a slay.

Sewing inspo

My birthday plans for tomorrow are also sweet pastries and cruising in the woods

Took some mushrooms before choir tonight. Let's see how this goes :)

procyon lesson # 38:

when in doubt go outside, dogs need a daily walk

I do an (at least) annual listen of the audiobooks. Tim Curry narrates the original trilogy.