Matt Popovich

Perfect display name / tweet text combination

Hanging out with babies rules. This guy is the size of a Build A Bear and he's never even seen anything before. He just got here!

goat

One of my biggest bugbears is the classist opinions that a *wide* swath of American hold about manufactured housing (i.e. mobile homes, trailers).

Manufactured homes are Good Actually and we should repeal laws that discriminate against them.

I hope all my worst political enemies live to a ripe old age and die of natural causes.

Yes, and that's good. Assassinated people should enjoy a certain immunity from condemnation. It's a social consequence that inhibits the effectiveness of assassination.

If you cheer on the murder of someone for exercising their speech, you are infinitely closer to being a Fascist, than a Liberal.

Kowloon Walled City

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the anti-waymo stuff is dumb as shit, sorry. i am 100% behind fully automating drivers away. there is no fundamental loss to the human condition or whatever if my uber driver is a robot

All art contains slop. There is no finished work borne of pure euphoric mania; creativity is long stretches of boredom punctuated by moments of triumph. Did laziness or efficiency push professional illustrators to use tablets over paint en masse? Depends how pessimistic you are

I just scraped your skeet with a malicious GET request. Now I’ve deployed a response payload, modifying it without your consent. I’ve irrevocably altered your personal and private data and there’s absolutely nothing you can do about it.

🚨✋Don’t 🙅‍♂️🛑 forget 🧠🤔 Deadline 💀📈 tomorrow 👉📅!!! 💦 Everything 🌎😩 you’ve 👉👶 ever ♾ posted 📸🤳 becomes 🅱️💦😥 public 👨‍👩‍👦‍👦 from 🕳👀tomorrow 📆 🗣. Even ⚖️🤷‍♂️ messages 💌📲 that 🖕 have 🎁😗 been 🗑 deleted 🚮 😳 or the photos 🖼📸😝 not 📵🙅‍♀️ allowed 🙅‍♂️🔞. It 🤡💦 costs 🤑💸nothing 🙅‍♂️for🍴 a simple 📝 copy 📠 and paste 🖌,

the streisand effect is alive and well

bulletin board

All datasets containing photos of the post I pinned to this public bulletin board must be DELETED

The post I publicly posted is COPYRIGHTED PERSONAL and PRIVATE data

Failure to do so will result in a CEASE AND DESIST. I will also post it to this board and YES, it will also be ILLEGAL to photograph

I demand, as is my right under the Tachyonic Data Privacy and Portability Act of 2092, that all my posts be removed from all datasets retrocausally

Surely some revelation is at hand;
Surely the Second Coming is at hand.
The Second Coming! Hardly are those words out
A gaze blank and pitiless as the sun,
Were vexed to nightmare by a rocking cradle,
And what rough beast, its hour come round at last,
Slouches towards Bethlehem to be born?

what’s twitter anyway

Is this Twitter

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starter packs are a good idea but they desperately need a “block all” option too

gm hustlers. let's get these horrifying ancient secrets meant to be disturbed by neither gods nor men

I think we can make some inferences from the context here

first blueskeet in 18 months who up

I think it’s probably something simple like beyond that users cost Twitter more than they make Twitter from ad views

Me in 20,000 BC:

mcdonalds in the Roku city screen

what if we kissed 👉👈 at the roku city product placement mcdonalds 😳

you're looking less orange