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Senior backend engineer. Passionate about functional programming, concurrency models, decentralization, local-first development, self-hosting, etc. Curious about Elixir? https://bsky.app/profile/nezteb.net/feed/aaaemobjvwlsq

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Well, gas is expensive, and food is expensive, and we’re doing a war nobody wants, but at least there are no jobs

06.03.2026 19:47 πŸ‘ 29788 πŸ” 7368 πŸ’¬ 225 πŸ“Œ 236
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Time to get into grounds maintenance

05.03.2026 21:19 πŸ‘ 119 πŸ” 11 πŸ’¬ 12 πŸ“Œ 9
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America’s Premier Elixir & Phoenix Conference takes place on Sept 10-11, 2026, Chicago & online

The call for talks for #ElixirConf Chicago (September 10-11) is out!

Now to put together some proposals...

elixirconf.com

#ElixirLang

06.03.2026 17:59 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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GitHub - louislam/uptime-kuma: A fancy self-hosted monitoring tool A fancy self-hosted monitoring tool. Contribute to louislam/uptime-kuma development by creating an account on GitHub.

More seriously: github.com/louislam/upt...

05.03.2026 18:15 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

curl

05.03.2026 18:06 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

kind of crazy that if you have enough money and don't like what you see in the media, you can just buy up every film studio, news station, and social media app and change it

04.03.2026 02:51 πŸ‘ 16520 πŸ” 2661 πŸ’¬ 267 πŸ“Œ 134

Actually pubsub for email can also be done via RSS or mailing lists. Though I've never seen an org implement those successfully.

03.03.2026 16:45 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I feel like if you have well-scoped internal email groups set up, it makes that easier. all@company.com, engineering@company.com, api-team@company.com, etc.

Still, I agree that this puts more work on the sender to figure out who to send to.

I do like the idea of pubsub for email!

03.03.2026 16:33 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

(It's a feature, not a bug.)

03.03.2026 00:54 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

LLMs will NEVER be able to cure my anxiety/depression. 😏

03.03.2026 00:36 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I hope JMAP catches on and eventually supersedes IMAP.

JMAP seems to have better collaboration features for small/large organizations. Immutable message IDs, shared mailbox support, native permissions without needing an ACL extension, persistent per-user subscription state, etc.

02.03.2026 21:53 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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Process-Based Concurrency: Why BEAM and OTP Keep Being Right A first-principles guide to process-based concurrency β€” what makes BEAM different, how OTP encodes resilience, and why everyone keeps reinventing it.

πŸ‘€ variantsystems.io/blog/beam-ot... #ElixirLang #Erlang #BEAM

02.03.2026 03:25 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
The desert dumping site where Atari buried a bunch of video game cartridges in the 80s.

The desert dumping site where Atari buried a bunch of video game cartridges in the 80s.

Got to visit a piece of history today: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Atari_v...

28.02.2026 00:02 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Heracleum maximum - Wikipedia

Where I grew up our equivalent was "pushki": en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heracle...

The only pro of it was that when it died and dried out, the stalks made for excellent toy swords.

27.02.2026 18:47 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Thinking that you’ll be more successful the more coding agents you have running in parallel is like thinking you’ll be more successful as a manager the more reports you have.

26.02.2026 22:43 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

These days when I detect even the slightest hint of LLM-generated writing, I instantly disconnect and filter/block the author/source as much as possible. It's like a negative reputation system for me.

If you can't express your thoughts without an LLM, I consider it a waste of my time to read them.

25.02.2026 19:39 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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19.02.2026 17:01 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

What's your favorite clingy shell?

24.02.2026 21:05 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

"Good. Now I have a complete picture."
I promise you, you don't.

24.02.2026 03:57 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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24.02.2026 16:59 πŸ‘ 283 πŸ” 57 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 2
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Oh noooo, the company that extracted our data for their models is having others extracting data for their models

23.02.2026 18:56 πŸ‘ 504 πŸ” 68 πŸ’¬ 17 πŸ“Œ 18
The First Release Candidate | Expert

The first release candidate for Expert is out!

You can read the announcement here: expert-lsp.org/the-first-re...

#ElixirLang

22.02.2026 17:56 πŸ‘ 55 πŸ” 19 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

Proxmox is what I've settled on, running on a mini PC with external GPU passthrough. It offers a nice mix of both VM and container options.

22.02.2026 00:06 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Supreme Court strikes down most of Trump's tariffs in a major blow to the president The decision does not affect all of Trump's tariffs but invalidates those implemented using an emergency law.

The squalor of Trump has brought us back to the basics β€” especially understanding the importance of checks and balances and separation of powers.

This is a mess of Trump's own making β€” and a reminder that he's not all powerful.

20.02.2026 15:37 πŸ‘ 1730 πŸ” 416 πŸ’¬ 114 πŸ“Œ 25
A different jumping spider we found in our house, unnamed.

A different jumping spider we found in our house, unnamed.

A past jumping spider of mine in its enclosure; we named this one "Jack".

A past jumping spider of mine in its enclosure; we named this one "Jack".

Jumping spiders of the genus Phidippus are the exception for me; they are cute, intelligent, and you can play with them. They will literally tilt their heads like dogs when they watch you.

20.02.2026 15:52 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

ai;dw; 😏

20.02.2026 15:42 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm still not sold on "skills". They just feel like more context/prompt as written language rather than any understanding. How do we encode "if you wish to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first invent the universe"? I just finished replaying the game Prey; skills feel like neuromods. πŸ˜…

20.02.2026 05:30 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

I like the quick feedback cycles. I worry about the larger environmental/political implications, Dunning–Kruger onset, and psychosis risks. I want better/cheaper self-hostable models with fewer gatekeepers. I worry about the coming enshittification. I'm hopeful OSS will remain a safe option.

20.02.2026 05:08 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Components β€” kino_component v0.2.2

An alternative: give the designers Livebook and use something like: hexdocs.pm/kino_compone...

You could have one Livebook file per component. πŸ˜„

19.02.2026 16:43 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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How will Codespaces billing work with public and open-source orgs/repos? Β· community Β· Discussion #15645 Currently GitHub will monetize codespaces in orgs that pay for GitHub Team or GitHub Enterprise Cloud. What about purely open-source orgs? What if there is an awesome OSS project that I want to con...

TBH I haven't tried it in over a year, but there was also a pricing concern at the time: github.com/orgs/communi...

19.02.2026 16:38 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0