side character

Their excuse: “I haven’t had (nongendered)dick in DAYS!! I’m STUPID RN!!! Can’t think 😭”

Okay so I’m the reason Mr Bridgerton is having ghost children rude /sarcasm

A meme of goofy squinting questionably

Me: I think the Bridgerton dad probably died shortly after their youngest was born

Partners: it’s been so long, I feel like he died even before that

Me:

Leave your mark

Me: I love books. I will never stop buying them. I will die buried beneath them like a cairn.

Me while packing: whose shitass idea was this?

This is not me encouraging this behavior. I’m high key kinda pissed at how popular weight loss drugs are (especially rn). Let bitches be fat. Fix the systemic issues first mf

I lost like 50 lbs last year. No, not because of ozempic, I got beef with that shit. I lost a lot of weight bc our food stamps got revoked and I get so anxious about our finances that I forget to eat which feels like a financial win so I can have that food tomorrow instead😀

I don't know who needs to know this... but...

A VPN is not a privacy application. It doesn't hide your location data, specifically. It doesn't encrypt your data, specifically. All it does is route your traffic through a single server somewhere else.

Let me explain. Or don't, this is the internet.

Just got out on administrative leave for something I didn’t do ✨

Should have known. The orange fool has hands FAR smaller than the ones I’m seeing

An illustration of Studio Ghibli's Howl eating a star

star eater #art (wallpapers below!)

This diva 💅🏻

NO WAIT I GOT IT. I think Rueben could be done okay by Jamie Clayton

Idk about Rueben but Clown should be Mel Blanc

You ever look at media from only a few years back and go “oh, wow, that sure was blackface. Didn’t realize it until now”

He did it again. #crashout #history #lesson #loop #time

Get my man some Icy-Hot
#Pokemon30

I wish I could draw as fast as a pokemon fan

Back when they were all Jehovahs Wittnesses. After “Thriller”, Michael was excommunicated iirc

Literally the NRA

Get that motherfucking set of quotation marks off of the word stolen. They took them without her knowledge or consent and BILLIONS of dollars have been made. What word do you mean then? Kidnapped cells? Pillaged cells? Stolen is correct, don’t pussyfoot it with the noncommittal quotations

Oh okay thank you. I was really thrown for a loop for a minute

A happy magic frog that says poof. You are now untired and very happy.

I CAST WHIMSY ON THE SKYLINE

Am I to understand that “from the river to the sea” is inappropriate to say when showing support for Palestine? Genuine question

Welp I think I have a cavity. Perfect time to find out my insurance thinks I make too much to have dental covered 😀 (spoiler: I don’t make that much money anymore)

Meme from Always Sunny in Philadelphia where Charlie has a conspiracy board littered with notes and connecting red threads

Could be an Interview with the Vampire scenario where it’s loosely a self insert. Either way, thank you. I was gonna go crazy putting the clues together

THANK YOU I was losing my mind. Wait… then who the hell is Shane?

Are they 1-1 the same characters? No. Are they pretty close to how most fanfic writers characterize them? 100%. I’ll pull out sources

Scott Hunter- Steve Rogers
Kip Grady- Bucky Barnes
Elena - Natasha Romanoff
Carter Vaughn- Tony Stark
Gregory Huff - Clint Barton
Matti Jalo - Thor
Brisebois - Peter Parker?
Harv Murdock - Nick Fury?

I need Rachel Reid to own up to her Marvel fanfic origins. I know she keeps saying it’s not. But I could list each of the Avengers in the first Game Changers book I s2g. I just can’t place who Shane and Ilya in Heated Rivalry would be…

I’ve been having headaches and neck aches and a lot of acne and now suddenly one of my back teeth aches??? Release me from this mortal coil