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Legal journalist and beachgoer. I write and talk about courts, the law, and the politics shaping them in a number of places. Working on a new thing. Signal: cristianfarias.33

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A screenshot of Cristian sitting at a desk in front of a shelf full of law books.

A screenshot of Cristian sitting at a desk in front of a shelf full of law books.

One benefit of being an occasional YouTuber is exposing a stadium-sized audience to incredible fits in 4K.

06.03.2026 14:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 16 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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The Most Chilling Detail in the U.S. Attack on an Iranian Naval Ship The Iranian warship was taking part in an international exercise with many other countriesโ€”including the United States.

This is a chilling crime. A shame on our country. The Iranian ship was unarmed. The US knew this. The sailors were murdered by our navy, and the survivors were left to die at sea.
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06.03.2026 12:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 5943 ๐Ÿ” 2975 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 377 ๐Ÿ“Œ 481

Thatโ€™s from their Metro section. One of the best in the paper.

06.03.2026 13:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

THIS.

I wish my clients were given even the tiniest amount of this kind of grace and compassion.

06.03.2026 12:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 55 ๐Ÿ” 12 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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Congress Is Considering Abolishing Your Right to Be Anonymous Online The bipartisan push to remove anonymity from the internet is ushering in an era of unprecedented mass surveillance and censorship.

You should be able to criticize your government anonymously online.

Full stop.

"Age verification" legislation is just a pretty name for "forced online ID checks," meaning everything you post is associated with your government name

We have to stop this.

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05.03.2026 18:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 1209 ๐Ÿ” 649 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 9 ๐Ÿ“Œ 10
Screenshot from New York Today newsletter by The New York Times, with a highlighted quote:

โ€œFor Donald Trump and his felony convictions, what I will say is he and his case illustrate very clearly in todayโ€™s times the two tiers of justice,โ€ she said. โ€œThe people that we serve are not able to be out typically on bail if they are facing 34 feloniesโ€ โ€” and probably would not have been freed after they were found guilty. Trump was convicted in 2024 in Manhattan on 34 counts of falsifying records to cover up hush money paid to the porn star Stormy Daniels.

โ€œThe message, I think, of Donald Trump is our clients would like to experience the same criminal legal system that he got to experience,โ€ Carter said.

Screenshot from New York Today newsletter by The New York Times, with a highlighted quote: โ€œFor Donald Trump and his felony convictions, what I will say is he and his case illustrate very clearly in todayโ€™s times the two tiers of justice,โ€ she said. โ€œThe people that we serve are not able to be out typically on bail if they are facing 34 feloniesโ€ โ€” and probably would not have been freed after they were found guilty. Trump was convicted in 2024 in Manhattan on 34 counts of falsifying records to cover up hush money paid to the porn star Stormy Daniels. โ€œThe message, I think, of Donald Trump is our clients would like to experience the same criminal legal system that he got to experience,โ€ Carter said.

I love how public defenders talk about the president of the United States vis-ร -vis the casual cruelties their clients experience every day:

www.nytimes.com/2026/03/06/n...

06.03.2026 11:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 56 ๐Ÿ” 10 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Yeah, this clip will certainly be shown as evidence at the trials.

05.03.2026 15:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 4097 ๐Ÿ” 922 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 62 ๐Ÿ“Œ 19

They wrote up a report and let me go. I donโ€™t remember if they said thank you.

But I felt the devices in my pocket during argument, which thankfully didnโ€™t go off, and showed them to other reporters sitting next to me, who were as shocked as I was.

Dear reader: I did not snap a selfie.

05.03.2026 16:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 9 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Way back when, when I was a beat reporter, I inadvertently snuck not one, but two electronic devices into the courtroom of the Supreme Court of the United States, in which electronic devices are banned for everyone.

I turned myself in, largely to notify security that their security may be broken.

05.03.2026 16:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 29 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Besides publishing the guide, have you written this up? And what rule did you break other than annoying the librarian and the reporter of decisions?

05.03.2026 16:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 8 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I am banned from the library of the Supreme Court of the United States.

05.03.2026 05:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 598 ๐Ÿ” 38 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 18 ๐Ÿ“Œ 5

Thatโ€™s the matcha intolerance emoji.

05.03.2026 15:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿคข is the original matcha face emoji, but many people, including some matcha drinkers, arenโ€™t willing to accept it.

Sorry if this offends.

05.03.2026 15:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 9 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A man with the government has been at the last two hearings relating to the contempt claim. Both times, he sat in the section of the courtroom open only to parties and counsel. Although not at counselโ€™s table, Littman and Jean Lin, the other Justice Department lawyer present at both hearings, has repeatedly consulted with him during both hearings.

After todayโ€™s hearing โ€” and after not being able to figure out for myself who he was after the last hearing โ€” I asked him who he was.

I had my press pass visibly displayed and identified myself as a reporter. He said he didnโ€™t want to do that.

I suggested that he must be a government official or employee, sitting where he was, and, if so, I asked incredulously if he really was not going to tell a reporter at a hearing who he was.

He said no.

Then, the people leaving โ€” myself included โ€” got to the elevator. Littman, Lin, mystery man, and two other people sitting with mystery man on the government side of the courtroom during the hearing on Wednesday were getting into the elevator.

Some of them were already in the elevator. When I stepped in, mystery man said he would wait for the next elevator. Everyone else then got out of the elevator.

Left in the elevator alone, I looked at these five adults โ€” all of whom I believe have to be government employees, hence, paid by the public and allegedly working for the public โ€” and was some combination of bemused and appalled.

โ€œYou are all ridiculous,โ€ I simply said.

The door closed.

A man with the government has been at the last two hearings relating to the contempt claim. Both times, he sat in the section of the courtroom open only to parties and counsel. Although not at counselโ€™s table, Littman and Jean Lin, the other Justice Department lawyer present at both hearings, has repeatedly consulted with him during both hearings. After todayโ€™s hearing โ€” and after not being able to figure out for myself who he was after the last hearing โ€” I asked him who he was. I had my press pass visibly displayed and identified myself as a reporter. He said he didnโ€™t want to do that. I suggested that he must be a government official or employee, sitting where he was, and, if so, I asked incredulously if he really was not going to tell a reporter at a hearing who he was. He said no. Then, the people leaving โ€” myself included โ€” got to the elevator. Littman, Lin, mystery man, and two other people sitting with mystery man on the government side of the courtroom during the hearing on Wednesday were getting into the elevator. Some of them were already in the elevator. When I stepped in, mystery man said he would wait for the next elevator. Everyone else then got out of the elevator. Left in the elevator alone, I looked at these five adults โ€” all of whom I believe have to be government employees, hence, paid by the public and allegedly working for the public โ€” and was some combination of bemused and appalled. โ€œYou are all ridiculous,โ€ I simply said. The door closed.

And, the story of the mystery man.

www.lawdork.com/p/lamberth-c...

05.03.2026 03:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 1202 ๐Ÿ” 271 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 50 ๐Ÿ“Œ 37

Indeed, Latino white supremacist adjacency is a sin as old as โ€ฆ an entire continent living and suffering under colonial rule for centuries.

05.03.2026 09:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It would be cool to have a legislature that acted to defend its own constitutional prerogatives and, maybe as a treat, the interests of the people it represents too.

28.02.2026 13:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 6030 ๐Ÿ” 1247 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 77 ๐Ÿ“Œ 38

This is the same solicitor general who had his head down and looked embarrassed while the president was calling the justices names after the tariffs went down.

By now, he has only himself to blame.

03.03.2026 18:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 15 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
Complete text of motion to withdraw motion in law firm appeals:

MOTION TO WITHDRAW MOTION TO VOLUNTARILY DISMISS
APPEALS

Defendant-Appellants respectfully move to withdraw their motion
to voluntarily dismiss these consolidated appeals. Counsel for
Defendant-Appellants reached out to counsel for Plaintiff-Appellees for
their position. All Plaintiff-Appellees oppose stating, โ€œPlaintiffsAppellees oppose the governmentโ€™s unexplained request to withdraw
yesterdayโ€™s voluntary dismissal, to which all parties had agreed. Under
no circumstances should the governmentโ€™s unexplained about-face
provide a basis for an extension of its brief.โ€ Regardless of PlaintiffAppellees position, this Court has not yet granted the motion to
dismiss, and it is the prerogative of Defendant-Appellants to pursue
this appeal. In addition, there is no prejudice to Plaintiff-Appellees in
the Court granting this motion. This Court should grant this motion to
withdraw.

Complete text of motion to withdraw motion in law firm appeals: MOTION TO WITHDRAW MOTION TO VOLUNTARILY DISMISS APPEALS Defendant-Appellants respectfully move to withdraw their motion to voluntarily dismiss these consolidated appeals. Counsel for Defendant-Appellants reached out to counsel for Plaintiff-Appellees for their position. All Plaintiff-Appellees oppose stating, โ€œPlaintiffsAppellees oppose the governmentโ€™s unexplained request to withdraw yesterdayโ€™s voluntary dismissal, to which all parties had agreed. Under no circumstances should the governmentโ€™s unexplained about-face provide a basis for an extension of its brief.โ€ Regardless of PlaintiffAppellees position, this Court has not yet granted the motion to dismiss, and it is the prerogative of Defendant-Appellants to pursue this appeal. In addition, there is no prejudice to Plaintiff-Appellees in the Court granting this motion. This Court should grant this motion to withdraw.

A clownshow of a "motion to withdraw motion":

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03.03.2026 17:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 27 ๐Ÿ” 4 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Only the best lawyers and the best people.

03.03.2026 17:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 40 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

No, unfortunately. Itโ€™s just doubly confusing.

03.03.2026 01:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Congratulations to Perkins Coie, Jenner & Block, WilmerHale, and Susman Godfrey for fighting and winning against this extortion campaign. And to all the law firms, big and small, that stuck their necks out to support them.

Do not congratulate: All the firms that folded in advance.

03.03.2026 01:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 52 ๐Ÿ” 5 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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They will not control us; we will be victorious.

01.03.2026 22:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 19 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
Cristian doing a headstand at a nondescript gym. Heโ€™s wearing an army green sleeveless DAD shirt, dark gray sweatpants, and white sneakers and socks.

Cristian doing a headstand at a nondescript gym. Heโ€™s wearing an army green sleeveless DAD shirt, dark gray sweatpants, and white sneakers and socks.

The world upside down.

01.03.2026 13:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 10 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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The judges in WV have seen enough.

They say that if the ICE continues detaining people in ways they have unanimously deemed illegal they will start issuing civil fines and contempt findings โ€” including against state officials who help them carry it out.

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28.02.2026 13:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 9700 ๐Ÿ” 2790 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 304 ๐Ÿ“Œ 218
A mirror selfie. Cristian is wearing a gray sweatshirt with the word โ€œDADโ€ emblazoned on it, plus a black beanie, black sweat pants, white socks and shoes.

A mirror selfie. Cristian is wearing a gray sweatshirt with the word โ€œDADโ€ emblazoned on it, plus a black beanie, black sweat pants, white socks and shoes.

โ€œYou must be the Dad.โ€

Indeed, I am.

28.02.2026 12:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 31 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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How Luigi Mangione Is Fighting the Trump Justice Departmentโ€™s โ€œUnprecedentedโ€ Rush to Execute Him Lawyers for the alleged killer of UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson argue that their clientโ€™s constitutional rights are being violated by the government, while legal experts question Attorney Genera...

The attorney general of the United States has been fudging this โ€œunprecedentedโ€ capital prosecutionโ€”now non-capitalโ€”from the start.

From me in September: www.vanityfair.com/news/story/l...

27.02.2026 23:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 14 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The Trump administration wonโ€™t seek an appeal of the dismissal of the so-called death-eligible counts against Luigi Mangione.

The case will proceed as a non-capital case. Huge loss/face plant for Pam Bondi, who made a big show of this capital prosecution. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

27.02.2026 22:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 256 ๐Ÿ” 67 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 10 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

She inherited other peopleโ€™s cowardice. Sheโ€™s an acting president replacing an interim president replacing a failed president.

27.02.2026 15:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Claire Shipman is a former television journalist, and it shows.

Going live to tape and telling the world how your university was invaded and your student abducted on the same day is exactly how you fight authoritarianism.

27.02.2026 15:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 73 ๐Ÿ” 25 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

This is localism, or cooperative federalism, in action. Good on the mayor for getting results.

Yet no one should celebrate a system where relief depends on which city or state official has a direct line to the president.

26.02.2026 21:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 36 ๐Ÿ” 5 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0