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Crist Jarrett

@ceejness

Radio. Comedian. Voice Actor. Anti-Motivational Speaker. Bad Influencer. Space & Weather Nerd. Podcasts: Nerd Talk+ & Florida Man Murders. Chaotic Neutral. Major League Centaurs. 305. 206. Size 14.

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Me?

06.03.2026 19:58 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

ITS JUST A PHASE

06.03.2026 19:34 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The only thing sadder than me going alone to the movies and seeing something about a dude being left at the alter is that it stars Kevin James.

06.03.2026 19:03 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I’m watching this until further notice.

02.03.2026 02:33 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

That’s a wrap…

02.03.2026 02:15 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Did we decide to tank with 30 seconds left?

02.03.2026 02:12 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

SAN + SAM + SAM + SAM

02.03.2026 02:08 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

REINOOOOOO

02.03.2026 02:08 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

VIVA LA SLUTS

02.03.2026 01:22 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The only time I’ll endorse chastity.

02.03.2026 01:07 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

🀣🀣🀣

02.03.2026 01:07 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I LOVE BOBBY’S NEW DIRTY PILLOWS

02.03.2026 01:05 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

ADOPTING MORE DOGS AND CATS TOMORROW THANK YOU SAM

02.03.2026 01:03 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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A children's hospital is renamed for Dolly Parton and hopes to transform pediatric care in Tennessee Dolly Parton’s name might inspire full-throated sing-a-longs to her working woman’s anthem β€œ9 to 5,” or evoke memories of thrilling days spent at her Dollywood theme park.

β€œDolly Parton Children’s Hospital did not share how much Parton donated as part of the naming announcement. But Matt Schaefer, its president and CEO, said her support would ensure β€˜every child who walks through our doors receives the treatment they deserve.’”

GOD BLESS DOLLY PARTON

01.03.2026 02:56 πŸ‘ 13707 πŸ” 3000 πŸ’¬ 222 πŸ“Œ 297

Please, God, allow us to bask in her glow in Seattle.

01.03.2026 06:07 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Ah, much better

01.03.2026 05:06 πŸ‘ 246 πŸ” 41 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

Great thread (as usual) from Mr Smith here πŸ‘‡πŸ»

28.02.2026 07:10 πŸ‘ 87 πŸ” 15 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

We WILL?!?! As in, that’s hasn’t already happened?!?

01.03.2026 04:06 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

🐐

28.02.2026 03:17 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

So dusty.

01.03.2026 04:02 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Ass that eats salad.

28.02.2026 03:40 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If I could do it one at a time? Or drink beers while doing it?

28.02.2026 03:25 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Actually, no.

28.02.2026 03:13 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you for the hyphen.

28.02.2026 03:13 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
28.02.2026 03:11 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Jess Blalock is the sweetest human being is her voice is shaking mad. I’d like to see her rip the NHL a new asshole.

28.02.2026 03:09 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Also, if someone wants to fund this, I’ll do it all for $500.

27.02.2026 09:50 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Do I have to RUN run?

27.02.2026 09:46 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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Business as usual isn't going to cut it.

During our State of the Union Response, @repsummerlee.bsky.social makes the case that any old Democrat won't do. Heading into the midterms, we need leaders willing to stand up and put up a real fight for working people.

25.02.2026 22:20 πŸ‘ 153 πŸ” 50 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 3

Taxes aren’t real.

27.02.2026 09:00 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0