Crist Jarrett

Tiguan R Line Black on Black on Black

Thanks! We still VW twinsies!

Hey! I just did the same thing! Got my first brand new vehicle ever!

Solomio is Manic Pixie Dream Girl trope for middle aged rich people.

Me?

ITS JUST A PHASE

The only thing sadder than me going alone to the movies and seeing something about a dude being left at the alter is that it stars Kevin James.

I’m watching this until further notice.

That’s a wrap…

Did we decide to tank with 30 seconds left?

SAN + SAM + SAM + SAM

REINOOOOOO

VIVA LA SLUTS

The only time I’ll endorse chastity.

🤣🤣🤣

I LOVE BOBBY’S NEW DIRTY PILLOWS

ADOPTING MORE DOGS AND CATS TOMORROW THANK YOU SAM

A children's hospital is renamed for Dolly Parton and hopes to transform pediatric care in Tennessee Dolly Parton’s name might inspire full-throated sing-a-longs to her working woman’s anthem “9 to 5,” or evoke memories of thrilling days spent at her Dollywood theme park.

“Dolly Parton Children’s Hospital did not share how much Parton donated as part of the naming announcement. But Matt Schaefer, its president and CEO, said her support would ensure ‘every child who walks through our doors receives the treatment they deserve.’”

GOD BLESS DOLLY PARTON

Please, God, allow us to bask in her glow in Seattle.

Ah, much better

Great thread (as usual) from Mr Smith here 👇🏻

We WILL?!?! As in, that’s hasn’t already happened?!?

🐐

So dusty.

Ass that eats salad.

If I could do it one at a time? Or drink beers while doing it?

Actually, no.

Thank you for the hyphen.